D.I.L.F.S. IN WAITING

***One of our most popular post--EVER!!!  We are rerunning the post again in honor of Father's Day.   We have updated it, slightly!!***

We are thinking outside of the box today for Father's Day.

We all know about the HOT men that ARE fathers like BECKS, Cammy Cakes (Gigandet) and RyRy Phillippe.

We decided to put together a list of men that we want to become fathers. Guys we'd like to marry and bang all night long (.... and longer) until they knocked out a couple of kids for us. And in conjuction, that would fuck up their physiques  and they would definitely be OFF any market and ALL OURS!!

The LADS that we would LIKE to become DADS!!

And with their gorgeous genes, our offspring(s) would be off the chain!!

In no particular order, we kept the list at 10 or this post would be going on and on forever!!

1) Ricardo Baldin:

2) Novak (Nole Cakes) Djokovic

3) James (Jamie Cakes) Franco:

4) Luke Guldan:

5) Bill Hemmer:

6).Taylor (TayTay) Lautner

7).  Scott Speedman:

8). Jakub Stefano

9) Tyler Wood:

10) ANY Random Hot Guy:

Hey, we're men, we are always on the copulative prowl. Random hot guys are bountiful and just right for the pickin'!!

SNORE....YOU CAN GET THROUGH THIS

WORK!!!



 

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OUI, OUI FOR WIN, WIN

WE ♥ U:



Nole signs the camera's glass after his match against David.



Nole Cakes moves forward at Roland Garros/The French Open.

Our sexy Serbian beat David Goffin in straight sets, 7-6, 6-4, 7-5.

Next up, The Djok plays Guido Pella.

IN MEMORIAM

For the perished soldiers, their lives were sacrificed for our freedoms.

And for the souls putting their lives on the lines every day for our rights.

Thank you.

We remember. Memorial Day 2013.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STUD!!!

26 is THE pick!!

Our Nole Cakes has a birthday!!

Like every year, we offer to help BLOW that ONE important candle!!!

XOXO

SOCIAL CLIMBER

AMERICA (GUYS) THE BEAUTIFUL:



Monday, May 20th:

It was that time of year again where the naval cadets performed the Herndon monument climb.

A plebe from Florida reached the top ending the event at about 1 hour, 32 minutes and 43 seconds.

GROOM TO THE MAX

JAMIE EVER AFTER:

Did Jamie Cakes get married???

On one of his social media accounts, he professes, "Same sex marriage."

He does spend a lot of time in New York City, where same sex marriage is legal in that state.

C'mon Jamie!!! .....quit being so coy!!

Did you get married and who is the lucky GUY?????

**as we cry into our pillows because he didn't choose us!!!!****



 

James Franco

BABY GOT RACK....

RACK ATTACK:


.....and bulge!!!




 

DOCTOR, DOCTOR, GIVE ME THE NEWS

DOCTOR,DOCTOR, GIVE ME THE NEWS
I'VE GOT A BAD CASE OF LOVIN' YOU:

What's UP, doc?  Besides our coc.....

Fuckin' A.

We definitely need some of YOUR mouth-to-mouth resuscitation before we even begin to describe the symptoms YOU are causing us!!!


 


Billy Levy

iWant

SAY WHAT?

EYE CANDY ANDY:

He's become even more delicious!!!






Of course I’m in favor of marriage equality. Same-sex couples should have the same rights as anybody else. There is no argument against equality. How can anyone argue against compassion and understanding? --Andy Garfield

THE TIME IS NOW

STONEWALL, 1969 -  NOW

WE REMEMBER: ONE YEAR LATER

We constantly think about what he would be doing and where he would be if he was alive today.

You are missed, Matty Cakes!!!

So sad....


MATTHEW EDISON BREMER, 1990-2012


And, I'd give up forever to touch you
Cuz I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And, I don't want to go home right now

And, all I can taste is this moment
And, all I can breathe is your life
Cuz sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight

And, you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or, the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you'd bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

IN VOGUE

MODEL MEAT/MEET:  JARROD SCOTT

Tres chic for VOGUE HOMMES INTERNATIONAL








One more!!

Follow the.....

JUMP
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A FLIP SIDE TO EVERYTHING

Oh, no you d'nt.

President Obama's script flipped sideways leaves a viewer's imagination GROWING!!!


 

THINGS ARE LOOKING UP!

YUMMM!!!

The whole reason we've been watching the Haney Project can be summed up with the image below:  Mikey's bulge!!!

Drool.  Salivate.

And, he looks like he wears his up!! Right?!!!  Like we have predicted so many times.---

---We know dick that innately (just call us cocktologists!!!).   We can just tell on a guy:  1.  Their thickness  2. How they wear it under clothes (down, up, sideways: to the left, to the right, diagonally, ....).  3. Inches  4.  Fat or skinny.

And, when they wear it up---like in the example with Mickey--- over the years, it causes it to curve!!  Yummmmm



 

ALL T, NO SHADE

We are like long lost lovers that reunite every six months.

We're all wound up, anxiously padding around. We extract a note pad for the wish list and start dreaming for the must- haves.

We're talking about the Men's Style issue of The New York Times, T Magazine.

Matthias Schoenaerts covers the Spring 2013 issue:

The actor Matthias Schoenaerts, photographed by Bruce Weber, is the cover subject of the spring men’s fashion issue of T. Learn how the Belgian import is dealing with becoming an American sensation. Inside: read Guy Trebay’s essay about how the average male is shedding schlumpiness for style, meet five exceptionally talented young poets(and read their work) and visit the Stockholm studio of the perfumer Ben Gorham. Additional highlights from the magazine include "Sporting Goods," a round-up of athletic gear, "The Male Bond," in which Andrew O'Hagan ruminates on male friendships, and "The Modern Man," a primer on the frank irony to dressing stylishly today.

Oh NYT, keep the fashion foreplay talk going... it has us all excited.

The sharp, hard-edged cut of the new Tom Ford suit. Yes. Keep talking.....

The fresh flush of Polo Ralph Lauren ads. Oh.... we're edging!!

Those beautiful male models in the editorials. Yeah, you are IN, keep a rhythm, baby. Keep givin it to us... we like it Jean-Paul Gaultier rough.

The squareness and elongated look of the new Prada loafer. Oy, we came!!!

T, you sure know how to give good fashion. **as we light a ciggie**

WALK THE WALK, TALK THE TALK

L@@K at what our cutie pie received!!!

A star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Congrats, BeeBoo    Muah   XOXO

“You know when I got to LA, I’d come here and you’d see the stars and it just seemed like it was something that was just part of the city and you’d never crack that....It’s just part of Hollywood history and it’s still baffling that my name will be there. So thank you – it’s a huge honour that I really can’t even comprehend right now.”  --Jamie Cakes Franco


 

IT'S A BRAD, BRAD WORLD

2013 B.C.:

Our calendars are set to this savior:   Bradley Cooper!!

Save us from our singleness Braddy Cakes!!


 

British GQ

DEADLY EDDIE

That face is going to be the death of us!!

So beautiful!!!



 

Eddie Redmayne