DEAR HOLLYWOOD HUNK

OUR ANNUAL LETTER:

We know our blog is read by industry insiders and by the lads we post on, thus we submit this open letter to all the Academy Award male attendees/nominees:

May we recommend to all the gentleman attending the Oscars and walking the red carpet Sunday: WEAR A TUXEDO!!

Not a suit, not a sports coat, not a collarless jacket, not jeans-- we don't care if said clothes are by Giorgio Armani or Prada or BOSS or....

WEAR A TUXEDO! Then, it's okay if it is from Giorgio Armani, Prada, BOSS or...

WITH A PROPER BOW TIE!! Not some cross medallion that Dracula would don. Or some red satin schmatta at the neck that looks like a misplaced "help a cause" ribbon.

And for fuck's sake, MAKE SURE YOUR PANTS ARE HEMMED PROPERLY!!! A SLIGHT break. Don't have excess fabric pooling at your feet.

If you have waited until this weekend to figure out what to wear, well, heaven help your little soul, it is too late for you. You should have called us!!

Did you know we are stylists? We would keep you from looking disastrous. Classic is our mantra. The regal actor of yesteryear is our icon-- think James Mason; Sidney Poitier.

We can have you red carpet-ready in no time and pull a wardrobe for travel, premieres or just daily duties on the set or locations.

Remember: Black-tie Formal. Not only will you look appropriate, but decades later, when you see images of yourself, you will be thankful!!

May we recommend:

Brooks Brothers, below:

Polo Ralph Lauren, below:

LOOKING FORWARD

BREAKING NEWS: 


 

Word on the Drive (that's Rodeo to most of you) is... LOOKING is inked for  Season 2!!!

YAY!!!!

The news flash is still, well, new.  Details still developing....

Might we give the producers some suggestions?!!!  We are devoted fans since Episode 1. Hook. Line. and Sinker!!!:

(From *Facebook comments of the LookingHBO page mixed with our own ideas)

1. A possible 1 hour show every week*.

2. Get rid of Agustin (may we suggest a painful, horrific accident) and add Russell Tovey as one of the three principal actors.

3. Doris. MORE! MORE! MORE!

4. Dom and Lynn need to be a couple*.

5.  The San Francisco exterior/location shots are GORGEOUS!! Keep it up and MORE! MORE! MORE!

6. A 22-episode per season order from HBO!!!!!!

DAD, I'M GAY

This morning, The New York Times runs an excellent summation of Michael Sam's life up to this point. All of Sam's family is having trouble with his sexuality.

HUNTY, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. GET OVER YOURSELF AND YOUR EGO--IT IS ABOUT YOUR SON!!

Sam states he is closer to his friends than his family.

We've ALWAYS said: You can't choose your family BUT you can choose your friends AND your friends can become your family!!!

The person that is gay always seems to worry about what the other person thinks and feels, more concerned about the other than HIMSELF. Child, who cares what they think. It's about you and YOUR time to come out. They can either get over it or YOU move on. They make the situation all about them....and NOT the ONE coming out!!! Some how that gets twisted. The gay person needs to CHECK THAT SHIT QUICK and PUT IT IN ITS PLACE!!!!

From the paper: Dad, I’m gay, he wrote. 

 The party stopped cold. “I couldn’t eat no more, so I went to Applebee’s to have drinks,” Sam Sr. said. 

"I don’t want my grandkids raised in that kind of environment. “I’m old school,” he added. “I’m a man-and-a-woman type of guy.”

A BOO IS 22

We offer to help BLOW that ONE important CANDLE!!!

Taylor Lautner, 22

Happy Birthday, boo!!!

TWEET OF THE DAY

HUNTY,sweetie:

NO ONE wants to see you in the showers. TRUST!! You ain't ALL that!! You are no Tom Brady, Eric Decker, Owen Daniels, Justin Tucker,  Colin Kaepernick, ______(insert any hot football player here)____. You egotistical bigot. Your ill-founded, homophobic ego needs a HUGE reality check!!!!

Wishing you the worst---always,

Every gay guy

LOOKING FOR ALL WORK...AND ALL PLAY

LOOKING S1/E4:





LOVE!!! Russell Tovey as Patrick's boss, Kevin Matheson. That Brit accent kills us and he uses it effectively at all the right delivery moments. Think Patrick and Kevin will hook up? Maybe start a relationship?

Scott Bakula as Lynn--LOVE!!!! We want Lynn and Dom to become an item. We always wanted Bakula to play gay---wishes do come true!!!

We finally get to know another character's name, Doris (four episodes in). Hope to see more of her; she keeps the others in reality checks. All no-nonsense.

I don't think Patrick is going to treat Richie deservingly. This relationship seems to be Patrick's vanity project until something better presents itself, like Kevin!!

And, we're just counting down until Agustin's world in Oakland unravels and becomes a big mess.

Four more episodes, we want more, more, more and a renewal for Season 2!!

SHAKE. RATTLE. & ROLL.

Saturday:

Who felt the rumble??

3.0 prelim magnitude earthquake shook Silver Lake.

LOOKING FORWARD TO SUNDAY NIGHTS

We LOOK forward to Sunday nights now with HBO's series, LOOKING!! LOVE it!!!

LOOKING S1/E3:

Sunday's episode had Scott Bakula half-naked in a bathhouse!! We were SO dreaming of that during the 80s on an episode of Quantum Leap.

Russell Tovey! HOT!! As the cunty Brit boss.

And, Ann Magnuson as an artist!! LOVE Ann Mag.

The episodes and ideas are fresh. The show is not trying to be a Queer as Folk 2.0 or some male AbFab knockoff. We can only hope the quality guest casting continues and the story lines still engage episode after episode, season after season!!

Russell Tovey calling manhunt: ManCunt. HIGHlarious!!!

Okay, Jonathan Groff's character is a little annoying and the character thinks everything that he does is "cute."  Pull back and have some reserve when drinking. He fucks every situation up with his boozing!!!

We are really liking the character Dom.  Finally, a major network series depicting a 40-something gay waiter.  Honey--HELL-A is FULL of them!!!!!!!!




 

LOOKING FOR A GREAT LINE

We are so digging the HBO series, Looking. 

The premiere episode had its moments. We're kinda liking the character Dom. 


LOOKING: Best line of S1/E1: DOM: I'm so sick of all these annoying, overachieving 20-something cunts.

OH SO FINE ADAM LEVINE!!!

That's a hunk of manz, hunties!!!

This snatch rag and their gross demographic is so late with it.  Gay boyz already knew of Adam Levine AND  how hot he was BACK in 1997 when the band was called Kara's Flowers. They just now catching up!!!   Stupid cunts!!!

To the lazy trout editorial staff:   Try surfing the internet or put some gay boys on the payroll THEN you will be current of what is HOT, SEXY and NOW!!!!

But then again...why should fabulous gay boyz help stupid cunts???.......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHAR BABY!!

CHARGO:

 

Happy Birthday to one of the greatest musicians --EVER!!

I LOVE YOU, CHAR BABY!!

To one of the most prolific songwriters to live, ie: Perfect View!!

To a modern day Beethoven, ie: Head Over Heels.

May this year be prosperous and one of the best.

Hopefully Jeff and Astrid give you lots of kisses and hugs throughout the day and everyday!!

I LOVE YOU!!

Charlotte Caffey (born Charlotte Irene Caffey, 21 October, 1953, Santa Monica, California) is the Go-Go's lead guitarist. Charlotte wrote the group's smash single We Got the Beat.

From 1988 till 1992, she led her own band, The Graces, with Meredith Brooks and Gia Ciambotti, who released a 1989 album, A Perfect View. Caffey also co-wrote the theme song to the television series, Clueless, with Anna Waronker. Caffey penned one song for Hole on their album Celebrity Skin.

She is also in Ze Malibu Kids with her husband, the Redd Kross singer and guitarist, Jeff McDonald.

GOSH, THIS IS ABOUT JOSH!!

OCTOBER 19:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOSHY!!

Josh Wolf

OUR BIRTHDAY BOO, ZACKY POOH!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

He's the pick for 26!!