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Sunday, April 26, 2015

TV LAND




The amount of excellent shows (some airing in the same time slot)  on TV these past few Sunday nights puts us in sensory OVERLOAD!!!

Game of Thrones (HBO)

Silicon Valley (HBO)

Veep  (HBO)

Nurse Jackie (Showtime)

Mad Men (AMC)

Mr. Selfridge (PBS)

Wolf Hall (PBS)

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

NEWS FROM THE WES SIDE



Fucking A!!!

Wes Bentley is joining American Horror Story: Hotel!!!  He will be a cast REGULAR on  the popular  Ryan Murphy series for FX.

Hellz yeah!!!

He gets us all frisky and amorous.....which will now be every Wednesday nights in the fall.....



Sunday, February 22, 2015

YOU'VE GOT MALE



A WORD FROM THE WISE:

To all the men attending The Academy Awards as nominees and guests  and for those walking the red carpet:  WEAR A TRADITIONAL TUXEDO.

End of story.

No discussion.

No arguments and other considerations.

THAT. IS. IT!

DO IT!!!

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

LOOKING HOT!



OBSESSION:








We can't get enough of Sunday's LOOKING episode (S2/E3) Looking Top to Bottom.

Russell has us all tongue-tied and amorous--just by his mere presence!!!

Remember:  We SnapChat while watching LOOKING every Sunday until the season is over.  Join the fun and friend us!!

Snapchat user name:  lasurfpunk

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

OH SNAP



via SnapChat:  lasurfpunk





Rafa Cakes is out!!!!


Monday, January 19, 2015

LETTING THE CHAT OUT OF THE BAG



OH SNAP:





We've been SnapChatting the first round matches of all the HOT guys at the Australian Open 2015!!

.......not to mention yesterday's LOOKING episode.

Add us: lasurfpunk

Sunday, January 4, 2015

LOOKING AT MY BOOKMARKS




Season 2 of LOOKING is one week away!! YAY!!!!!

We have been watching episodes of Season 1 since it ended early last year. (Okay, not every day but almost!!! Obsessed much?)

We felt it only fitting to make a post of our observations.

In the episode Looking at Your Browser History, we made notes of Patrick's top websites.

How?  Remember, he makes a deal to himself:  to hunker down and focus on his career instead of  wasting time on his internet nonsense, like his OKCupid and Manhunt accounts.  He gives the accounts one last look then depresses the "delete" button on all of them.   He storms Kevin's office the next day to profess his new commitment to his job and discloses that he built a new female character for the gaming account.

Well, while Paddy was deleting, we were writing it all down.

Patrick Murray's top 10 websites:

1. Boing Boing

2.  Gizmodo

3.  Tumblr

4.  OKCupid (deleted)

5.  Gawker

6.  Buzzfeed

7.  SFist

8.  Gmail

9.  Google Maps

10. News (folder)

NOW!!!!------ go be like Paddy Melt and bookmark these as your top 10 too!!

Monday, December 22, 2014

BRONZED BULGE




Just file this under:  "THINGS WE LOVE TO WORSHIP"

We have no problem getting on our KNEES and partaking in some worship, especially if it's  Crissy Cakes.

You want us to start at the HEAD?

Friday, December 19, 2014

LOOKING COMICAL



How great is this!

One of the Archie comic book cartoonist, Dan Parent, reimagined the LOOKING characters with an Archie-esque spin.

It certainly DRAWS us into staring dreamily at Paddy and Kevin......

Monday, December 15, 2014

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE






Are WE the only ones that consider Ordinary People a tingly, touchy-feely, warm-my-heart holiday movie?

We LOVE!!!! the 1980-designed Neiman Marcus shopping bags.  We still have ours too!! Time capsule souvenirs.

Pour a mug of hot chocolate and curl up with some peppermint bark and recite the lines with MTM.

*****************

After the birthday party:

         BETH
                            You drink too much at parties,
                            Calvin.
          
                                      CALVIN
                            I'm not drunk.
          
                                      BETH
                            Why did you tell Annie Marshall
                            that Conrad is seeing a
                            psychiatrist?
          
                                      CALVIN
                            I dunno. Why not?
          
                                      BETH
                            Well for one thing, I don't think
                            people hear that kind of thing very
                            easily.
          
                                      CALVIN
                            Come on, for most people, it's a
                            status symbol, right up there with
                            going to Europe.
          
                                      BETH
                            Well, I thought your blurting it
                            out like that was in very bad
                            taste...
          
                                      CALVIN
                            I did not think it was that...
          
                                      BETH
                            Not to mention a violation of
                            privacy!
          
                                      CALVIN
                            Whose privacy?
          
               Beth is strangely vehement.
          
                                      BETH
                            Our privacy! The family's privacy!
                            I think it is a very private
                            matter.
          

*******************

At the golf course in Houston, TX:




                                       BETH
                                 (she shouts)
                             I don't know what everyone wants
                             from me anymore!
          
                                       AUDREY
                             Beth, nobody wants anything from
                             you.
          
                                       WARD
                             Beth, listen. We all just want...
                             Cal, Con, everybody, we just want
                             you to be happy.
          
                                       BETH
                             Happy?
          
                                       WARD
                             Yes.
          
                                       BETH
                             Ward, you tell me the definition of
                             happy, uh? But first, you better
                             make sure that your kids are good
                             and safe, that no one's fallen off
                             a horse, or been hit by a car, or
                             drowned in that swimming pool
                             you're so proud of! And then you
                             come to me and tell me how to be
                             happy!





WORK, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

WES COAST LIFESTYLE



RIDE A BENTLEY:



Wes Bentley is so fucking HOT!!! as Edward Mordrake on AHS: Freak Show. That dark long hair, the blue eyes, those chops----  we'd fall under the spell of his moon!!! Ahhhh la luna... la luna

Thursday, October 16, 2014

HOT FLASHES









It has been confirmed that Games of Thrones, Season 5 will get flashback scenes!! May we suggest a  SEX scene of Lord Renly with a SMOKIN' HOT GUY!!!


Wednesday, October 15, 2014

WHEN YOU THINK....EVERYONE IS A DUMB ASS---BECAUSE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!

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This dumb-ass CDC  is ALWAYS saying how "we're ready, we're ready" if there is ever an outbreak. These stupid bitches ain't ready. 

And, this dumb cunt nurse traveling--- knowing and feeling symptomatic.....selfish bitch. I thought an unspoken oath was to help mankind and this bitch decides to travel. Where is the most BASIC common sense at?: Okay, I just treated somebody with a lethal virus. Let me take a time out, wait a month before any type of traveling or doing anything drastic that could impact others.....WHERE IS THAT MORAL COMPASS AT these days?


With the stupidity and careless actions of everybody involved, this is why it could tun into a deadly pandemic.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

OUR LATEST OBSESSION



MARRY ME!!!: 


 




We can't get enough of Will Grant!!!

THANK YOU



DID YOU KNOW?:



  Cat Playing Game on iPad Cat Plays Game on iPad


Just under 20% of our readership uses an Apple peripheral device to access our blog!!

This blog has amassed millionS--yes, with a "S"-- of page views since its inception!!  Who would have thunk??

That means, you're pulling out your phone or tablet on the bus, during your break, at lunch, and to/fro the gym to read LA*SURFPUNK HOLLYWOOD!!  We had NO IDEA that there was an audience so hungry for an Olympic swimmer in his Speedo (one of our TOP 5 posts of all time!!!).

We just want to say, Thank you! Thank you for making us a part of your day, every day!!



Thursday, September 25, 2014

LOOKING FOR FOLSOM STREET



HOMO BOX OFFICE:



         Raul Castillo and Jonathan Groff


Snapped at 2014's Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, it is Jonny and Raul!!

We miss you guys!! January 2015 is a loooooooooong time to wait for Season 2 of Looking.

Is it too early to state that Looking may have an ANNUAL  Folsom Street Fair episode each season?? WE  CAN ONLY HOPE!!


via instagram account of Andrew Haigh

Thursday, August 21, 2014

A LOVE MATCH

HELL TO THE OHHHHHH: HELLO!!!!:

MOVE OVER Nole Cakes, there is a new guy in town!!! We kid. We kid!!!! Nole ain't going any where as far as we are concerned. He's still our #1!!! 4ever!!!

BUT...L@@K who we found tucked in the pages of our VOGUE---THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE (THE one and only September issue as far as we're concerned!!!).

It's tennis ace/stud, Grigor Dimitrov.

He's lookin' hella finz too!!! Yummmm.  Yummmm.

It will be interesting to see what he brings to the US Open.  He caused quite a buzz at Wimbledon, especially for his performance against Novak in a match leading to the finals.

For those looking for a tennis idol to get their claws in...NOW would be a good time to hitch your wagon to Grigor before the train pulls out of the station.  We see good things ahead in his career. Jump on board before it is too late. You don't want to be a Johnny-come-lately.

We've already hitched our trailer to Nole (since 2004!!! We fell in LOVE with  the lad when we FIRST saw  his face AND his wicked cross-court backhand (that evasively kisses the line).  A signature move  in which Nole has since perfected for over a decade and can give a clinic on!!!)



Sunday, July 6, 2014

NUCLEAR NOLE














WIMBLEDON SAGA: PART DEUX:

R-E-S-I-L-I-E-N-T

The key word to sum up Nole today.

His energy scorched everything hurled in his direction like an atom bomb at The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club.

Our Serbian stud beat smug face: 6-7, 6-4, 7-6, 5-7, 6-4.

Our readers know: NEVER count Nole out of the game!  NEVER!!!!

Congrats to our Nole Cakes on his second (part deux) Wimbledon win!!!

Saturday, March 15, 2014

LOOKING FOR TAKEOUT




LOVE!!!

 HOT!!!


 


Jonathan Groff and Russell Tovey
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