BRONZED BULGE

Just file this under:  "THINGS WE LOVE TO WORSHIP"

We have no problem getting on our KNEES and partaking in some worship, especially if it's  Crissy Cakes.

You want us to start at the HEAD?

LOOKING COMICAL

How great is this!

One of the Archie comic book cartoonist, Dan Parent, reimagined the LOOKING characters with an Archie-esque spin.

It certainly DRAWS us into staring dreamily at Paddy and Kevin......

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE

Are WE the only ones that consider Ordinary People a tingly, touchy-feely, warm-my-heart holiday movie?

We LOVE!!!! the 1980-designed Neiman Marcus shopping bags.  We still have ours too!! Time capsule souvenirs.

Pour a mug of hot chocolate and curl up with some peppermint bark and recite the lines with MTM.

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After the birthday party:

         BETH
                            You drink too much at parties,
                            Calvin.
          
                                      CALVIN
                            I'm not drunk.
          
                                      BETH
                            Why did you tell Annie Marshall
                            that Conrad is seeing a
                            psychiatrist?
          
                                      CALVIN
                            I dunno. Why not?
          
                                      BETH
                            Well for one thing, I don't think
                            people hear that kind of thing very
                            easily.
          
                                      CALVIN
                            Come on, for most people, it's a
                            status symbol, right up there with
                            going to Europe.
          
                                      BETH
                            Well, I thought your blurting it
                            out like that was in very bad
                            taste...
          
                                      CALVIN
                            I did not think it was that...
          
                                      BETH
                            Not to mention a violation of
                            privacy!
          
                                      CALVIN
                            Whose privacy?
          
               Beth is strangely vehement.
          
                                      BETH
                            Our privacy! The family's privacy!
                            I think it is a very private
                            matter.
          

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At the golf course in Houston, TX:

                                       BETH
                                 (she shouts)
                             I don't know what everyone wants
                             from me anymore!
          
                                       AUDREY
                             Beth, nobody wants anything from
                             you.
          
                                       WARD
                             Beth, listen. We all just want...
                             Cal, Con, everybody, we just want
                             you to be happy.
          
                                       BETH
                             Happy?
          
                                       WARD
                             Yes.
          
                                       BETH
                             Ward, you tell me the definition of
                             happy, uh? But first, you better
                             make sure that your kids are good
                             and safe, that no one's fallen off
                             a horse, or been hit by a car, or
                             drowned in that swimming pool
                             you're so proud of! And then you
                             come to me and tell me how to be
                             happy!





WORK, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!