BIO BITCH

HBO and Darren Star (to direct) are going to make a biopic of that bitch Anita Bryant.

All that vitriolic homo hating spew that slit unleashed in the 70's, title the film, CUNT.

Beside the pie thrown in the face, RAZORS, NAILS, USED SYRINGE NEEDLES,  BROKEN GLASS, DARTS, ICE PICKS...  should have been slung at the cunt too on a daily basis.

Via Wikipedia: 

LA*SURFPUNK  Editors' note:  We edited the following to read more accurately and precisely :

NO CAREER AND BROKE.. HA HA HA HA HAHHAHAHA

The fallout from bitch's political activism hurt bitch's business and entertainment career. Bitch's contract with the Florida Citrus Commission was allowed to lapse in 1979 because of the controversy and the negative publicity generated by bitch's political campaigns and the resulting boycott of Florida orange juice.[6]

Bitch's marriage to Bob Green failed at that time, and in 1980 bitch divorced him, citing emotional abusiveness and latent suicidal thoughts. Green refuses to accept this, given that his fundamentalist religious beliefs do not recognize civil divorce and that bitch is "still" his wife "in God's eyes."

Some fundamentalist audiences and venues shunned bitch after bitch's divorce. As bitch was no longer invited to appear at their events, bitch lost another major source of income. With bitch's four children, bitch moved from Miami to Selma, Alabama, and later to Atlanta, Georgia. In a 1980 Ladies Home Journal article bitch said, "The church needs to wake up and find some way to cope with divorce and women's problems." Bitch also expressed some sympathy for feminist aspirations, given bitch's own experiences of emotional abuse within bitch's previous marriage.

Bitch married a second husband, Charlie Hobson Dry, in 1990, and they tried to reestablish bitch's music career in a series of small venues, including Branson, Missouri, and Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Their plans failed, however, and Bryant and Dry left behind them a series of unpaid employees and creditors. Bitch's career decline is detailed in bitch's book, A New Day (1992). They filed for bankruptcy in Arkansas (1997) and in Tennessee (2001).

Bryant returned to Barnsdall, Oklahoma, in 2005 for the town's 100th anniversary celebration and to have a street renamed in bitch's honor. Bitch returned to bitch's high school in Tulsa on April 21, 2007, to perform in the school's annual musical revue. Bitch now lives in Edmond, Oklahoma and  does charity work for various youth organizations while heading Anita Bryant Ministries International.

In a 1980 Ladies Home Journal interview, following bitch's divorce and in the aftermath of bitch's anti-gay activism, Bryant commented on bitch's own anti-gay views:   "I'm more inclined to say live and let live, just don't flaunt it or try to legalize it."[7] However, the biography page on Anita Bryant Ministries website (written in 2006) continues to defend bitch's earlier anti-gay activism and views.

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TRASH IS AS TRASH DOES

Playing trash on TV isn't really a stretch for this snatch.

Using the bathroom right outside of one of the entrances of The Abbey for all to see.

It thinks just because it has a cunt, it can be cute and do whatever it likes.

Like most of the straight snatch that comes to West Hollywood, they think they are self-entitled to do anything and smile with a toothy grin like it's supposed to be cute or something?!

This isn't cute, actually it is a health hazard.  Disgusting.  And shows your moral character and the lack of respect for yourself as well as others.

As Grandma use to say:  Trash Is as Trash Does

Rings true!!

This trash has some Earl show?  Never heard of it.....

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HA HA HA -- I LOVES ME MY VANITY FAIR

TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE:

Vanity Fair pulls a CUNT move on a CUNT.

One of the magazine's editors  scathingly extracts his red editing pen and shreds THAT  stinkin TWAT's resignation  speech to pieces.

The RESEARCH and COPY department have to partake in the DAMAGE CONTROL to make the piece  read that it was written by an educated adult.

LA*SURFPUNK KEPT CARPING THAT THE SLIT WAS A DUMB CUNT!!!

HERE'S THE PROOF:

The link to the rest of the speech is on the words Vanity Fair in my post.....

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DING,DONG THE OLD BITCH IS GONE

This blog always wanted to know?  You're so anti-gay and  pro-life... if you knew an unborn baby was gay, would you still be fighting for its rights??

THIS RETCHED DUMB STINKIN CUNT  is resigning and really not giving a relevant reason why.

BYE BITCH, HATE YA....

This blog also wants to know?  The world has someone as talented as Michael Jackson or as giving as John F Kennedy Jr or as beautiful as Princess Diana  and they die way before their time!!!      YET CUNTS like this GASH ---live!!!!  Why is that??? There is absolutely no justice or reasoning.....

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THE GAYS WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST LAUGH

This may be from the same  gay guys who last year had that lynch scene of cunt palin hanging from their roof.  We are trying to get a confirmation.

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CLICK HERE to refresh your memory on that Halloween prank!!!

This is a mock up of THAT pageant CUNTestant!!

HILARIOUS!  GENIUS! INSIGHTFUL!-- we are rolling on the floor with this one.

Your thoughts?

From a house rooftop in West Hollywood, CA.

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A HOUSE PARTY: TWINS GAME

ALL THREE ARE SEPARATED AND SEARCHING FOR EACH OTHER!!

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THAT LOVIN FEELING: WEST HOLLYWOOD COUPLE SET UP LYNCHING SCENE

Here for Halloween in Weho, as some queens search for that perfect pump at Out of the Closet, another queen is putting a perfect pumpkin out for display.

Chad Michael Morrisette and his partner may have turned their pumpkin patch into a pickle.

The two have the attention of the press for a front yard display that has John McCain coming from a chimney with flames and a noose around the neck of THAT VP running mate of his.

Said Morrisette:   "We see people stopping and taking pictures, and the tour buses are stopping and slowing down ... people reach out and take pictures...I know if we had done it with Barack Obama, people would've probably thrown things through our windows. The image of a hanged black man is a lot more intense than the image of a hanged white woman -- for our country -- in the history of our country...It should be seen as art and it should be seen within the month of October. It is Halloween. It's time to be scary. It's time to be spooky."

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CREW FILES WITH FEC OVER $150K LA ROPA PURCHASE

Watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington filed a complaint with the Federal Election Commission over the RNC's $150K wardrobe shopping expeditures,  one of the many, I'm sure.  The complaint points out that the expenses defy that FEC Act which outlines that donations cannot be used personally if the expense "would exist irrespective of the candidates's election campaign," includes clothing, unless it is of "de minimis value."

In layman's speak, you can't use donated monies to purchase items you would buy whether or not you were running for an office, including la ropas, unless it's clothes you are wearing once or twice.

Is that why we always see CUNT in that heinous dress or is it a suit or is a dress suit?  I'm sure that dress suit winces everytime it is put on.  It probably wants to be shot to be put out of its misery.

The RNC is still barking that the funds didn't come from them and they keep quipping that the clothes are going to charity after the campaign.

CREW ain't buying all this poppy cock and are demanding an immediate FEC investigation.

Shit still stinks in Saks clothes whether new or old..........

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OVER $22K TO PUT LIPSTICK ON A CUNT

The petrochemical junk artist was paid $22,800 for two weeks in October to spackle (a feat upon itself) THAT RepubliCUNT.

"Not Randy Scheunemann, Mr. McCain’s chief foreign policy adviser; not Nicolle Wallace, his senior communications staff member. It was Amy Strozzi, who was identified by the Washington Post this week as Gov. Sarah Palin’s traveling makeup artist, according to a new filing with the Federal Election Commission on Thursday night. Ms. Strozzi, who was nominated for an Emmy award for her makeup work on the television show 'So You Think You Can Dance?', was paid $22,800 for the first two weeks of October alone, according to the records. The campaign categorized Ms. Strozzi’s payment as 'PERSONNEL SVC/EQUIPMENT.' The payment on Oct. 10 made Ms. Strozzi the single highest-paid individual in the campaign for that two-week period."

ALSO....

The Washington Post reports that for the month of 09/2008 McCain paid over $8k for his spackler.....

"Tifanie White, who reportedly has done makeup for the shows "So You Think You Can Dance" and "American Idol," was paid a total of $8,672.55 in September by the McCain-Palin campaign, according to the campaign's latest monthly financial report filed this week with the Federal Election Commission. She was paid $5,583.43 the previous month, records show."

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IT TAKES AT LEAST $150,000 TO MAKE A BITCH--STILL LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!

Honey, you can't put new frocks on a CUNT--

It's still a GASH ...and it still STINKS--

Politico.com reports:

The RNC shelled out $150K at stores like Neiman Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue on that RepubliCUNT and its family to dress the bitch and its litter.

Combined totals at Saks in St. Louis and NY were $49,425.74.

And just ONE, ONE trip to Neiman's in Minneapolis was $75,062.63--ONE trip to Neiman's!!!!

Does an average Joe, who you are trying to appeal to with your backwoods cliches, shop at Neiman's, much less drop $75K on one trip.

To put some lipstick on THE sow, the RNC dropped  $4716.49 on skank's hair and petrochemical junk for the growth between its shoulders.  RNC bought these purchases through September AFTER  REPORTING NO SUCH COSTS IN AUGUST.

Other stores that received funds from the RNC dubbed as "itemized coordinated expenditures" and "campaign accessories" were Barneys New York ($789.72), Bloomingdale's ($5,102.71), Macy's ($9,447.71),Pacifier, Steiniauf & Stroller Inc.,  and Atelier ($4,902.45)..

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CUNT SKANK WANTS TO INFECT UK PERMANENTLY--FOR NOW

WHY ABORTIONS ARE NECESSARY

Again I love, love , love dlisted.

I love how they post their entries. Calling snatch out as they see fit. 

So here is their post on THAT Hotel Chain's unaborted mistake. Really-- all three of them should have got the hanger.....

We love it: Wonky McValtrex.......Love it.  Priceless.  The nasty slit.

Dlisted files this post:

Wonky McValtrex and her army of mutant cooch maggots are currently terrorizing London while she films the UK version of her reality show "Paris Hilton's My New BFF." The BFF must stand for "butt farting fucktard."

Wonky says that she loves London so much that she's looking to move there....FOREVER! She reportedly told friends, "I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here. I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but it's early days."

I think all the genital warts in America just disappeared. And did that constant itching in your pubic bush area suddenly go away? That's because the crabs packed up all their shit and shuffled off to the airport to catch the next Virgin flight to London. Their services are no longer needed here.

We also need to fast track a mandatory law stating that if your name is "Wonky McValtrex (that's her legal name)," you must be quarantined for at least 100-years before re-entering the US.

Thanks for taking one for the team, Great Britain. Hey, we're getting Vadge back, so this is a fair trade!



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REPUBLICUNT INTERVIEWS WITH CHRISTIAN BROADCASTING NETWORK; THE CUNT SUPPORTS A FEDERAL BAN ON GAY MARRIAGE

This bitch is another Anita Bryant.

We totally snubbed SNL this weekend once we found out this breeder cunt was scheduled.  We don't make nice with REPUBLICUNT.

The bitch spews her inanity:

Brody: On Constitutional marriage amendment , are, are you for something like that?
Palin: I am, in my own, state, I have voted along with the vast majority of Alaskans who had the opportunity to vote to amend our Constitution defining marriage as between one man and one woman. I wish on a federal level that that's where we would go because I don't support gay marriage.
I'm not going to be out there judging individuals, sitting in a seat of judgment telling what they can and can't do, should and should not do, but I certainly can express my own opinion here and take actions that I believe would be best for traditional marriage and that's casting my votes and speaking up for traditional marriage that, that instrument that it's the foundation of our society is that strong family and that's based on that traditional definition of marriage, so I do support that.

We pose a question to this nasty, slitty cunt:

"If the fetus you save is gay,  will you still fight for its rights?"

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LET'S DISSECT THE SLIT RAG COSMO

THE GAYS DEPLORE SLIT--THAT'S WHY WE'RE GAY--HELLO!!

1st off--snatch always needs direction and guidance, it can never do anything on its own.

LAUREN CONRAD ANSWERS HER HATERS:  but first, it has to think and that will hurt its brain, so it gives up and starts crying.....

BAD GIRL SEX:  it's bad because it's with a girl.......

AM I NORMAL DOWN THERE? :  Actually, you're not...you have a big nasty gash that smells and  it's so nauseating and atrocious to look at...I mean where do we start.  Have you ever considered sticking a stick up there and growing a dick ----- you would be at least somewhat interesting......

A COUGAR STOLE MY MAN:  We all know cougars beat PUSSY any day.....

5 TIMES, U SHOULDN'T TEXT HIM:  because he is busy getting it on with ANOTHER MAN--you dumb cunt...he doesn't need your black hole of energy suckin the fun out of the dick he's gettin!!!!......

THE SURPRISING TOUCH THAT WHIPS A GUY ON:  when another MAN's mouth is on his COCK--you stupid slit.....

LOSE WEIGHT WHILE YOU EAT:  Stick a hanger up your cunt and yank down, that way while you eat you're losing fluid then eventually lose consciousness--ya skank.  Or better yet, slice off those cysts on your nasty chest--guaranteed to lose at least 10 to 20 lbs. while you're pitchforkin that 23rd salad of the day in that HPV tainted skank encrusted 3rd hole of yours.

75 TRICKS FOR NIGHTS WHEN YOU WANT TO BE JUST A LITTLE NAUGHTIER:  Put a prairie/compound dress or a school uniform on, tie a noose around your neck NOW kick the chair that's under you at least 75 times UNTIL you get it  right!!!

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NO LOVER OF CUNT

BON JOVI DOESN'T WANT YOU AND YOUR KIND USING THEIR SHIT, YOU STUPID SLIT

As you know, the McCain camp shows no respect for an artist integrity especially when it comes to their product.

Without permission, the McCain group has taken upon themselves--without any clearances--to use songs by Jackson Browne, ABBA, Foo Fighters, and Heart.

Which all artist have asked his party to cease and desist from using their songs usually resulting in some type lawsuit from the performers.

4-0 can't they take the hint??

Now that dumb RepubliCUNT Sara Palin's VP group took upon themselves to use Jon Bon Jovi's song,  Who Says You Can't Go Home.

Where do the dumb asses get off thinking they have the right to use wha ever they want as if it's at their disposal.  Is that where the wealth plays in?  I have money so I can do the fuck what I want.  They're so USED to people not telling them NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!  okay let me get off my soapbox---ugggh their arrogance, it kills me.

Here's what our Jon Jon had to say:

"We wrote this song as a thank you to those who have supported us over the past 25 years. The song has since become a banner for our home state of New Jersey and the de facto theme song for our partnerships around the country to build homes and rebuild communities. Although we were not asked, we do not approve of their use of 'Home'."

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HA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA --CNN ANCHOR CALLS REPUBLICUNT CONTRIBUTOR A CUNT--LIVE ON AIR--TWICE BITCHES!!

"Why you always calling everyone a CUNT,"  a reader......

Cuzzz you are BITCHES!!!!!!

SEE BITCHES, I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT LETS THE CUNT WORD RUN RAMPANT!!!

I LOVE TO SAY IT:

CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT,

ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A REAL CUNT:  CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT,CUNT, CUNT, CUNT!!!!

NOW HERE IS KYRA PHILLIPS , A CUNT CALLING ANOTHER CUNT A CUNT

CUNT

CUNT

CUNT

LOVE IT. CUNT.

If you ain't a GAY MALE on my site and you're reading and get offended ( make fun of:  cry, sniff)  THEN get the fuck off my site---I don't want cha------

CUNT.

CUNT.

CUNT.

1 more

CUNT.

say it with me.....

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LET'S CELEBRATE 31 YEARS AGO TODAY

ONE OF THE ORIGINAL HATE SPEWING CUNTS OF OUR TIMES

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HA HAHAHA HA -- DUMB BITCH

IS THIS BITCH FOR WEIL

These stupid slits sign these endorsement deals then they think their arrogant cunts can just toss the shit aside and scoop up more "free" shit.....

A judged RULED IN FAVOR of luxury watchmaker Raymond Weil that Charcoal Theron violated its contract.

The ruling is 32 pages, the judge shot off a list of violations that the hacktress committed:

*2006, collected $300,000 by wearing Chopard and Montblanc items to the Oscars and BAFTAs--greedy-ass skank.

*free wares from Cartier, a violation of the Weil deal

The traitor either has to settle the $20M lawsuit or go to trial.

Hello LAW 101-- if you are going to get paid for an endorsement, know the rules to the T and follow them.

Yo ass got all greedy and tried gettin as much swag as your grubby fat ape knuckles could grab...

YOU STILL AN UGLY-ASS BITCH!!

Stuart needs to drop your ass and have a man show him a proper BLOW, ya ugly skank.

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I NEVER POST ON THESE STUPID CUNTS

I absolutely hate these slits and I can't actually believe most Americans(the same who probably think Bush is just GREAT) are stupid asses and like them and buy into all these trailer park and low-class acting whores.  I lump all these gashes together Spears, Lohans, KharTRASHians, Shauna Sands, those Hills fish stench, most anything that plays on E! except Chelsea Handler.

The post is leading to something.....

I love the editor of D-listed.  A fellow that calls it as he sees it.  I am not the only one that calls these bitches out for what they really are:  CUNTS, SKANKS, TRASH, SLITS, GASH, FISH STENCH........ I'm gay--I see nothing attractive about gash especially trashy, no class slit.

ANYWAY D-listed reports it the best--see I am not the only catty blogger.   

I LOVE YOU D-LISTED!!!!!!!!!!

Directly from dlisted.com:

Weeeed Eater! Weeeeed Eater ! Sorry. Seeing that sort of made me excited.

Anytrashy, Lynne Spears needs more people! First we heard that Jamie Lynn IS knocked up! Then we heard it was just Taco Bell gas and she isn't carrying! Now some bitch is saying Jamie Lynn IS pregnant, but is denying it to buy some time.

With all eyes on Brit Brit's nekkid greasy chicken bone ass lately and Jamie Lynn no longer in the spotlight for being a knocked up 16 year old, she must have gotten a little jealous and needed to steal Our Lady of Cheeto's thunder by being a knocked up 17-YEAR-OLD.

The National Enquirer claims that one of Jamie Lynn's hillbilly family members has confirmed that she went and got herself knocked up. Jamie Lynn told the family member that it's Casey Aldridge's, but we all know what happens down on the bayou. Cousins get horny, daddies gets lonely. I STILL can't believe she could let some dude squirt his baby batter all up inside her trashy hillbilly teen ass AGAIN and think that nothing would happen. Maybe Zoey 101 should have been titled Dumb Pregnant Teenage Bitch 101.

This close family member (who is probably her cousin/uncle/half-brother) goes on to say that Casey was pissed when he found out about the pregnancy through the media instead of straight out his baby mama's mouf. Well, no shit! Who could blame the fucktard for being pissed? How'd you like it if the rest of the world knew before you did that your underage concubine was pregnant with your second child and that you were too stupid to work a condom? Cue Casey saying, "Condom? Whut's thet? Ahs jest pull out befo' ahs drop!"

The family member continued to run their yap saying that, “Jamie __LongTerm__ mom is furious about the pregnancy and __LongTerm__ livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour. Lynne __LongTerm__ want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out. Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet."

Lynne not wanting to talk about something publicly? Translation: Lynne is not ready to talk about it to the tabloids until the right price is met.

Here's Jamie Lynn at WaMa (aka Wal-Mart) in Mississippi yesterday. Hopefully, she's buying an economy-sized pack of condoms and Spermicide. Her "Yoga Makes Me Flexible" t-shirt says it all. That's what got her into this mess!

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MORE TRAINWRECK QUEENS TO REPRESENT GAY MEN

THAT awful Tyrese or NaTaya or Tyred  ---or whatever Oprah Jr's name is--- has been given the greenlight to do a spin-off of that heinous show of its-- America something or another.

This show Operation Fabulous, yeck, will feature that deplorable Jay Manuel (darling, we see a ton of you all through West Hollywood, you are so far from original--sweetie).  Can we say NELLY QUEEN enough and Miss J (Alexander).. ...ha,ha, ha it takes a gay black queen to show wanna be CUNT how to walk like their gender--oh the irony.  

AGAIN:  IT TAKES A GAY, BLACK (MAN)  QUEEN TO SHOW A GENDER HOW TO WALK LIKE ITSELF!!!

The nellies will travel the country and makeover ordinary stench and show  the gender--again, males teaching fish--how to dress, do their nasty hair and put filthy petrochemical junk on their pigslop faces.

Will the queens go overboard and make them look like the ultimate insult to the female gender--A DRAG QUEEN?????

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ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

What's worse than a snatch--

 teen snatch.

CosmoGirl is folding. Ha haha ha ha.

All those stupid articles for the little fishtanks.

Why the boy you like ain't interested in you.  Because he is smart enough to like other boys not you--you skanky teen cunt.

Why your boyfriend is looking over you.  He's looking at your hot brother--you dumb bitch.

Why bother with makeup....when you should be trying to cover up that gash and the stench you got.

We are here all day folks--I have a ton of material!!

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