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Thursday, January 6, 2011

ZAC EFRON GETS HEAD




Comic Kathy Griffin fondles and fingers Zacky Pooh.

STEVE'S SPORTING GOODS




Boston Herald sports scribe Steve Buckley OUTS himself via his column:


I’ve put this off long enough. I haven’t been fair to my family, my friends or my co-workers. And I certainly haven’t been fair to myself: For too many years I’ve been on the sidelines of Boston’s gay community but not in the game — figuratively and literally, as I feel I would have had a pretty good career in the (gay) Beantown Softball League.Over the past couple of months I have discussed the coming-out process with my family and a few friends, and have had sit-downs with Herald editor-in-chief Joe Sciacca and sports editor Hank Hryniewicz, as well as with WEEI’s Glenn Ordway. They’ve been great, as have my friends and family. But during this same period, I have read sobering stories about people who came undone, killing themselves after being outed. These tragic events helped guide me to the belief that if more people are able to be honest about who they are, ultimately fewer people will feel such devastating pressure.

THANK YOU


**Cue Alanis song**

OUT and PROUD Neil Patrick Harris gives a warm acceptance speech for his People Choice Award.

NP proudly thanks husband, David:








THE NETFLIX MONOPOLY



For decades the cable companies have screwed consumers (us) for a long time, with outrageous monthly bills and promised arrival times for service...then, never showing up or showing up the next day.

We welcome this news.  Cable companies, LOOK OUT!  Your days are finally numbered.  Talking to you Time Warner and Comcast.

Netflix will have one button access on future TV remotes:


Wednesday, January 5, 2011

SAY WHAT? :0


'MAYBE I'M JUST GAY':






Your jaw may just drop with this quote that came out of Jamie Cakes'   hole
mouth.

Back off, bitches.... he's ours.  We ain't been doing this blog for nothing.  Our little love letters/postings about Jamie Cakes (and Nole Cakes, and our lucky Luke, and the RyRys and TayTay and.......) , singing his praises and beyond hotness.

We've been grooming, prepping,  primping, stretching (our legs, ass, mouth.....) to be primed for the moment when Jamie wants a manz!!!

Franco confesses to Entertainment Weekly:


It’s funny because the way that kind of stuff is talked about on blogs is so black-and-white...It’s all cut-and-dry identity politics. 'Is he straight or is he gay?' Or, 'This is your third gay movie — come out already!' And all based on, gay or straight, based on the idea that your object of affection decides your sexuality...

...There are lots of other reasons to be interested in gay characters than wanting myself to go out and have sex with guys. And there are also lots of other aspects about these characters that I’m interested in, in addition to their sexuality. So, in some ways it’s coincidental, in other ways it’s not. I mean, I’ve played a gay man who’s living in the ’60s and ’70s, a gay man who we depicted in the ‘50s, and one being in the ‘20s. And those were all periods when to be gay, at least being gay in public, was much more difficult. Part of what I’m interested in is how these people who were living anti-normative lifestyles contended with opposition. Or, you know what, maybe I’m just gay.”

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

SHORT ADJUSTMENT



Billy for Wander Aguiar

NEWS DADDY




Daddy, Daddy.

We have a thing for news anchor Brian Williams.  Sexy, charming, established.

He arrives outside the Ed Sullivan theater for his guest gig on David Letterman.


COME HELP PAY NYC TAXES



CHILD, PLEASE:

Michael Bloomberg doesn't care about gay people.

And he doesn't care about homeless youth.  Just a couple a days ago, his administration cut financial support in half to NYC's homeless youth programs.  And many of these youths are LGBT with no where to go!!

He sees a financial opportunity.  These newbies could help pay NYC taxes and bring much needed new money into Manhattan.

So with all this information, it makes this It Gets Better video the all more duplicitous!!!



SPF: SMOKIN



WHILE WE GET FRIENDLY DOWN IN THE SAND:










Crissy Cakes on holiday in the Maldives.

We need a flashlight to check out that beautiful Portuguese penga in the third image.  Schweet!!



TEAM AUSSIE






This company does it all!  Who knew?

AussieBum not only makes sexy manties, they have a surf team.

Can we be the towel bois??  Soaking up all that dripping HAWTNESS!!




ANOTHER BOYCOTT






Factory farming favorite Chick-fil-a sponsors anti-gay, anti-equality group in Pennsylvania.

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Later today:


Once the gay blogs unleashed the news of this factory farming restaurant supporting an anti-gay, anti-equality group,  the Chick-fil-a PR people FINALLY  woke up and released the tweet below AND notice that the murderous chicken restaurant is removed from the Penn. Family Institute ad, below.

One would think that these sponsoring companies would do research before committing, unless of course these corporations know exactly what these groups are really all about.  Hmmmm...







THE BIEBS




Justin Bieber covers February's Vanity Fair.


“Music is music, and I’m definitely influenced by Michael Jackson and Boyz II Men and people who were black artists—that’s what I like. But I like their voices and I like how they entertain—it’s not about what color they are,” confesses the teen to VF's Lisa Robinson.



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Oh,  and a month can't go by without something on the Kennedy clan in Vanity Fair, natch.

Notice one of the headlines:  The Kennedy Inauguration.

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Gawker's take on the cover:


Magazine time capsule Vanity Fair took a break from dead old ladies and put modern teen sensation Justin Bieber on the cover. Of course they depict him as a '50s heartthrob listening to records on ye olde phonograph machine. Ugh.

Because Vanity Fair can't process anything that has happened after the Kennedy administration, the mag paints Justin Bieber as Eddie Fisher.....

....The whole things smacks of a bygone era of sock hops and Coke in glass bottles. The only thing that's missing is a varsity sweater with a huge letter on it. My favorite thing about the shoot are the 20 Bieber-obsessed tween girls they dolled up in poodle skirts and sweater sets to chase him around.



Touche!!

THE JOCK

Rugby stud Gareth Thomas chats with Ellen:










Monday, January 3, 2011

MALIBU OR TRANCOSO


I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE CALIFORNIA BOIS:






It doesn't matter which beach it is in the world, Matty Cakes is right at home.

MM & Co. took a playcation for the holidays to Brazil.





SHIRTLESS STUD



Our resolution:  to drool EVEN MORE over hot guys!!  Is that even possible? .... We do enough of that already!

Cam Gigandet from a Burlesque still.

Enjoy!!



WATER WORLD



Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer


Isn't this a kewl marketing concept?!!

In the Persian Gulf, Rog and Rafa Cakes bat the ball back and forth to promote the 2011 ATP Doha Open.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

NEW YEAR'S TEASE


HE'S A WORKIN THANG:




Our sly silver fox workin the crowd at Times Square on New Year's Eve!!

Over here, over here, Andy Pandy!!


VIDEO KILLED THE MILITARY STAR



Shit is hitting the fan over this news.

Captain Owen P. Honors, Jr, the commander of the Norfolk-based USS Enterprise, used government equipment to produce and broadcast a homemade video.  While the ship was deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan in 2006 and '07, the video was televised to all on board, around 6,000 servicemen.

The video content contains anti-gay subject matter along with sexism and just plain raunchiness.

Now the Navy is stepping in with an investigation.




In one scene, two female Navy sailors stand in a shower stall aboard the aircraft carrier, pretending to wash each other. They joke about how they should get six minutes under the water instead of the mandated three.

In other skits, sailors parade in drag, use anti-gay slurs, and simulate masturbation and a rectal exam. Another scene implies that an officer is having sex in his stateroom with a donkey.

In the videos, Honors indicates that he's trying to entertain the crew. They were shown roughly once a week on closed-circuit shipwide television, according to a handful of sailors who were assigned to the Enterprise at the time. The sailors requested anonymity for fear of retribution.

One of them said he mailed a complaint about the videos to the Navy Inspector General this week. Others said crew members who raised concerns aboard the ship in 2006 and 2007 were brushed off.

[Honor says:]  "Over the years I've gotten several complaints about inappropriate materials in these videos, never to me personally but, gutlessly, through other channels."

He adds, "This evening, all of you bleeding hearts... why don't just go ahead and hug yourself for the next 20 minutes or so, because there's a really good chance you're gonna be offended."

Then Honors tells his viewers to get ready for something that always pleases: "the F-bomb." The video goes on to show a string of clips edited together in which he uses the expletive.

The next portion is a series of clips displaying Honors and other sailors, including officers, pretending to masturbate. It's set to a song called "Spank."

After that, the video returns to Honors. "Finally, let's get to my favorite topic - something foreign to the gay kid over there: chicks in the shower," he says.

He gestures to the person next to him - who, through a trick of video, is Honors wearing the blue coveralls of a Navy surface warfare officer, or SWO. SWOs include the officers who crew the ship; they don't include fighter pilots and other aviators. Repeatedly in the videos, Honors, a former Top Gun pilot, draws distinctions between aviators and SWOs and refers to SWOs as "fags."

The video then shows two female sailors pretending to shower together and two male sailors pretending to shower together. While the shots imply nudity, they don't show any; the men are filmed from the waist up and the women from their shoulders.



HARDY AS IN ED


Hot to trot Tom Hardy all tatted up on the set of his new flick.


THIS USED TO BE MY PLAYGROUND



A BLAST FROM THE PAST:

Remember when the old broad was fun?

In the 80s, she would surface at the flavor du jour gay club whilst a hot lad pours beer on our lady.

NOW--  Kabbalah, a brood of kiddos and saving children's  lives in Africa has made Mamma M a sour dour and oh so serious.

From deceased Herb Ritts new picture tome, The Golden Hour.


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