ARSE PLAY

HORSE ARSE PLAY:

We're confused.

All these calendars look alike and there seems to be a new one every day??!!

This one here is Dieux du Stade, 10th anniversary edition (really?, we had no idea, time flies, we really can't recall the 1st edition).

It's more-- yeah, you guessed it-- rugby players nekid.

Plenty of shots of arse and peenage base with pubes, which we can never get enough of.....

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SYKE OUT

The new issue of Frontiers has a Q&A with comedian Wanda Sykes.

The L.A. gay mag reports:   "HBO will debut a brand new stand-up special, Wanda Sykes: I'ma Be Me, in October, and FOX launches her late-night talk show, The Wanda Sykes Show, on Nov. 7."

We loves us some Miss Wanda.

Q. Did coming out last November change your life? What effect has it had?

A. It’s been great. Liberating. Total freedom. I’m giving it a plug. Highly recommend it.

Q. And was your family cool with that? What was their reaction?

A. Oh no. No, no. It was more just loud noises. Something about praying for you. Let’s just say [they're taking] baby steps.

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WHO GONNA PROTECT YA BOO?

QUWEEN QUACK CRACK:

The Quween is!!

While on her HELL-A trip, NeNe Leakes gets protection from the paps by none other Quween of the Scene.

Leakes was in town for the Emmys as a guest of Ryan Seacrest to comment on all the Emmy fashions for E!'s  Live on the Red Carpet.

The Georgia Peach took time out to refresh at Villa Blanca in BevHills where she runs into this one.

You're supposed to protect NOT pose Quween!!!

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TRUMP TENT

This is all kinds of wrong...

The Donald has allowed that scum Moammar Gadhafi to pitch a tent on his Westchester County NY estate.

Neighbors are protesting and citations are being drafted because Trump doesn't have the permits to erect a residential tent on his property.

Ohhhh the dramaz....

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BARNEY'S BOHO

Okay now we love us some Barney's, especially the BevHills local.  Descending that staircase that is in the middle of the store:   we give our best Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan about to take over Colby Co. walk.

But we're getting way off track.

With the economic downturn, Barney's has a mannequin situated  that could be mistaken for a homelessness display.

The offensive  display is at the Manhattan store in the CO-OP section.

Some observers are saying its not a homeless guy but a gent hungover, passed out on a park bench from the previous night of overindulgence and debauchery.

Aren't mannequins supposed to inspire, be muses?  Doesn't the customer want to be the display?  What part of drunk and hungover is attractive?

What do you say?

Let's get Simon Doonan (Jonathan Adler's hubby) on the line and inquire?

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TOM FORD'S ENLARGEMENT?

His business, we're talking about his business, folks--not what's in his pants.

Ford wants to expand Tom Ford Inc. and the designer is looking for a $50 million finance deal to branch out into womenswear.

Harry Weinstein already agreed to distribute your film, A Single Man, why not have him finance your fashion biz too.  Look how he's trying to resuscitate Halston...

UPDATE:  Recant that.  Don't have Harvey Weinstein doing anything-- massive layoffs are looming at the film company.

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WHAT TO WEAR?

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DUST TO LOVE

RED SONJA  SYDNEY:

Full story here.

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THE BITCH IS BACK

Can Amanda save that awful CW Melrose Place 2.0 remake?

Heather Locklear reprises her role on November 17.

Is this a sinking ship worth saving with all the old stars coming back?

Remakes are never the original.

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80S AT NOON

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SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

Robert Pattinson

Seth Meyers really wants Patty Cakes to host Saturday Night Live this season.

Meyers gushes to E! News:   "We're actually hoping if [Rob's] not available, at least his hair will come by and host."

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TOM TOM CLUB

Indie-band lead vox hottie Brandon Boyd (Incubus) has teamed up with Kristin Jai Klosterman to design footwear for the Tom Shoes company.

Boyd and Klosterman created three canvases of material and 75 pairs of shoes have been made from the material.

Shoes are available at Undefeated Stores in Silver Lake, Santa Monica, La Brea and Las Vegas on Sept. 26th.

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DON'T FEED THE MODELS

We love model interviews and this one is no exception.

This here is Tyson Ballou of D&G fame.

Enjoy his musings as well as his looks.













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80S AT NOON

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PICTURE PERFECT

THE TEEN IS A VAMP:

TayTay is creating  our perfect wet dream.

The Los Angeles Times was able to dispatch a photographer on the New Moon set and this is just one of the mouthwatering images.

Image by David Strick

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CONFIRMED

A while back, we posted that Thom Yorke was doing a track for the new Twilight installment New Moon.

Well the soundtrack listing is out.  

Not only is Thom Yorke  listed but a whole slew of indie bands have made the cut.

* DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE — MEET ME ON THE EQUINOX
* BAND OF SKULLS — FRIENDS
* THOM YORKE — HEARING DAMAGE
* LYKKE LI — POSSIBILITY
* THE KILLERS — A WHITE DEMON LOVE SONG
* ANYA MARINA — SATELLITE HEART
* MUSE — I BELONG TO YOU (NEW MOON)
* BON IVER & ST. VINCENT — ROSYLN
* BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB — DONE ALL WRONG
* HURRICANE BELLS — MONSTERS
* SEA WOLF — THE VIOLET HOUR
* OK GO — SHOOTING THE MOON
* GRIZZLY BEAR — SLOW LIFE
* EDITORS — NO SOUND BUT THE WIND
* ALEXANDRE DESPLAT — NEW MOON (THE MEADOW)

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SEPT. 21ST

So glad summer is over!! Buh to the bye.  Kick the summer right in the arse and slam the door.

All that heat, humidity and sweating-- see ya.

All those nekid guys of summer-- put some damn clothes on... winter's acomin!!

We are SO ready for the beach to be really cold in the evenings.  

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TRAIN US LUKE!!

GULDS GYM:

LX New York is a lifestyle show focusing on gossip, food, fashion, fitness and everything New York.

Look for our Lucky Luke to make an appearance with his gorgeous self!!

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PACIFIC ISLGIRTHER

The boys at Manhunt are number crunching again with those stats that you fill out in your profile.

Last week we blogged about which state had the biggest cocks by averages.

NOW--

Manhunt released which state had the biggest  girth by averages.

The winner is HOW-AR-YA, we mean, Hawaii (5.72").  All those manhoods are as thick as pineapples-- sweet!!

With all the bottoms in L.A., there is a significant shortage of tops in California but the men here are not lacking in thickness.  The Golden State (5.35") came in at #6.

With Wyoming (4.33") placing last on the list for girth-- talk about BrokeDown Bastards.

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JUST CUZ: GREGORY CAPRA

All images by Alexandre Roche

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