IN THE DOGHOUSE

BETTER BELATED THAN NEVER:

Dear Tay,

An apology:

Awwww shit, we screwed up big time.

No wonder our phone calls are going unanswered.

Mail stamped:  Return to sender.

Emails ignored.

 

Engagement ring rejected!!

All via his handlers.

We MISSED TayTay's birthday.... NOT O-TAY!!!!  It was February 11th.  

Ah yeah, a little late....

**As we look for our wonk-eyed, lazy-ass, never- shows- up intern in total rage; chanting, yelling:  "You are SO fired." "You keep our datebook to remind us of these things."  "Where in the fuck are you? **

Can we make it up, Tay?

Throw ourselves onto Sunset whilst a METRO bus is speedily growling forward?

Jump from the Santa Monica Hills and splatter on Highway 1?

What??

We are so sorry.

Let's start over, say a romantic, intimate  friendly dinner at Orso and take it from there.

Forgivz?