ALFRESCO FIERCE

Unkle Karl showcased the Chanel Resort 2012 collection on the French Riviera at the Hotel du Cap.

The look was "Billion-dollar babes."

Encapsulating that look was Lagerfeld's ultimate man muse Baptiste Giabiconi.

The Chanel Creative Director outfitted the gorgeous model in a bejeweled head turban a la 1940's Hollywood starlet. We see just a little Joan Crawford. We can also see a hot Arabian prince.

And, we understand The Kaiser used genuine fine jewelry for his looks, no faux resin costumey crap. That means real diamonds, real pearls, real gold. REAL, gerrrr.

This look is just poolside fierce.

We may have to don this head piece the next time we saunter up to the pool at the intimate Chamberlain or that fanfare attraction The Standard.

We think for Pride 2011 (next month), we'll be serving this look!!

Interns!! Dial up RuPaul's Drag Race winner, Raja. He is a professional makeup artist, we'll need a bronzed "glow" to go with our new alfresco attraction!! And Raja can walk a mean runway too. Maybe he'll polish up ours with a trick or two that we will use strutting back and forth to our bungalow!!

Hollywood royalty.... box-office poison.... Tina, bring me the ax!!!!