MADGE MARKETING 101

LA*SURFPUNK SAID IT FIRST--I AM CALLING IT OUT!!!!



I am receiving a lot of emails on the Madonna book...

Here's my thoughts sweeties....

I have been following THE VORTEX since around 1981.....

I am just going to say it and you can send all your friends here to say that I said it....

MZ THANG is a master at manipulation....a master at controversy.....a master at marketing...

JUST THIS YEAR ALONE OF THE VORTEX MAKING HER BLACK HOLE OF MONEY:

APRIL 2008--HARD CANDY drops--all the press, all the ELLE covers worldwide, the SUNSILK ads

MAY 2008--Tickets for SWEET AND STICKY go on sale

JUNE/JULY 2008--Guy and her are splitting/ Chris's book is coming out

AUGUST 2008, after her b-day, STICKY AND SWEET TOUR starts

So keep the above timeline in your head--

THE VORTEX has sold OVER a million tickets for her stadium tours--

Think about that---as WANDA SYKES says--let that marinate......

1 mill at least.... at $325--at the least-- a tix that is @ least $325 million--on the low end of a figure.....

So she has the tour...

...now all the rumors of Guy and her splitting--which she says is not happening....

so all the columnist are writing about the separation in their columns but they always mention in their reports that she has a TOUR coming up--free press for the tour --right?....

okay...now this book.....MZ THANG doesn't have time to pen her book right now she is still LIVING LIFE and making new adventures to write about....

***HERE IS WHERE I AM SAYING IT........... I DO THINK SHE IS IN ON THE BOOK--HEY SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE A BOOK

USE THE BROTHER TO WRITE ONE , MAKE IT SEEM THAT IT IS "UPSETTING"

WHICH CAUSES CONTROVERSY--WHICH IS ONE OF THE VORTEX'S MARKETING TOOLS

SO IT GETS HER FREE PRESS FOR THE TOUR

See how it is one big circle for the tour.

Then in about a decade she will pen her own book to "clarify" all that has been said and written about her---causing more controversy and what have you learned with LA*SURFPUNK'S op/ed piece on THE VORTEX:


CONTROVERSY=SALES=FREE PRESS= MADONNA'S MARKETING TOOL!!!

There I said it...she is in on the book and making it seem like she is "upset" meanwhile the book sells out, #1 on the bestseller list, blah, blah, blah...

Chris and her are on their way to the bank= $$$$$$$$$!!!!!

She always carps on and on --at least in her early years--that she has nothing to hide ...she is an open book...


well here ya go--a book that is about to be opened about a life that is opened and has been played out in the public since day ONE.....

I love how she tries to act shocked now and this coming from the one rolling around on the floor like a slut at the MTV awards wearing a bride dress!!!

or her naked hitchhiking on the side of the highway in LA for Herb Ritts while he is clicking away for her SEX book...

QUIT ACTING SHOCKED--LADY!!!! I AIN'T BUYING YOUR ACT!!!!


GIVE ME A BREAK--

YEAH, SHE IS IN ON IT!!!!!!!




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