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MAKING BANK:

The Seinfeld series has made $2.7 billion in reruns (since 1998).  

Hello!   That's more than some countries net worth.  It could be its own nation:  The Union Seinfeld Republics.....

More importantly or disgustingly--whichever way U want to look at it---- is that Jerry makes $60 million a year on his "show about nothing" reruns.

We're in the market for a new $$$  Daddy.  Wanna adopt us Jerr?  If you do, we like you long time!!