BEN THERE, NOW I'M OVER HERE

The hot lads attaching themselves to pilots is just a'snowballin'.

NOW, Ben Rappaport is inked for an ABC comedy pilot.

Awesometown, ABC.

We'll let Nikki Finke's Deadline explain it, they do it the best!!

...[A] hilarious peek behind the curtain of modern twentysomething relationships. It centers on Dusty (Rappaport), a twentysomething guy who had been with the same woman, now his wife, since 8th grade. After he catches her cheating, he gets a divorce and, still a total mess in the aftermath, moves into an apartment shared by his co-worker Andrew (Nick Kocher) and roommate Oliver (James Earl III)

BTW: The last we read, Rappaport's Outsourced is on haitus. It does plan to resume on NBC sometime this spring.

SUMMER GIG

While NBC's Outsourced is on summer haitus, our handsome hunky Crotchsourced thespian Ben Rappaport is sharpening his acting chops doing a play in New York City.

The project is a comedy, Sex Lives of Our Parents. Ickkk, too straight for us.

A New York Times review of the play is mostly positive. The critique on Ben: Mr. Rappaport makes an appealingly sympathetic hero, trying his best to tame his fiancée’s fears....

Enjoy your summer Benny Pooh!! We can't wait for your sitcom to start back up so we can continue salivating over that hot bulge of yours for another season. Muah.

BEN THERE

BIG BEN:

Our latest obsession, Ben Rapport attends the Hangover 2 premiere in NYC.

Ben offers a big smile and a bigger BULGE!!

Consider this post Crotchsourced.

BYA: BECAUSE YOU ASKED

Our Ben Rappaport posts of his bulge are some of our biggest traffic drivers to our blog.

All you randy, amorous bois, we know what's on your minds!!!

And, on any given Thursday night, those posts get a ton of hits.

We have also received a TON of email asking if we had any shirtless shots of Ben.

Here you go!!

Because you asked.

Ben Rappaport shirtless

OUR LIPS ARE UNSEALED

The lips belong to Ben Rappaport.

Ahhh.... yeah! That's what we're sayin.

We've been Frenchin our computer screen all evening.

And.......thinking of unmentionables to put in that pie hole........

A bonus pic with Ben's bulge.

We see a little sum-sum in the pants. Round, orb-ish, thick, fat........... we need to go.... we have to take care of some, ahem, needs....yeah, that's what we'll call it, some needs.......

SUPER SIZE ME

Outsourced, which we have renamed Crotchsource (because of Ben Rappaport's thick meaty bulge that schwings in his pants every time he takes a step) has been given a full order episode at NBC.

A full order can be anywhere from 13-22 episodes.

For us, that means our eyes will be glued on Ben's crotch for the entire season!!

via theausiellofiles

CROTCHSOURCE

We only watched Outsource for one reason: how adorable Ben Rappaport is.


The costume department had him in khaki pants and we kept watching that hot bulge of his for the entire 20 minutes of the show.


OMFG!! We were climbing the walls with every schwing when he walked.


That's how to build an audience: bulges on a hot guy. Fuck the writing, fuck the story line...just have that one element and viewership will come!!
















Ben on Jimmy Fallon: