ANDY COHEN GETS HARD

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Chris Matthews interviews the chatty Andy Cohen for Hardball.

The two talk politics and pop culture.

After babbling about ignorant snatch, Matthews asks Cohen to opine on gay republiCUNTS.

Our take: Gay republiCUNTS. HA! What fucking loser self-hating idiots!

MEGALOMANIAC MUCH?

HA!

Saturday Night Live hits it out of the ballpark with this one!!

We wouldn't call it a parody....

We would call it an EXACT portrayal!!

Andy Cohen mimic

PHOTO FINISH

From yesterday's CSW Gay Pride in WeHo, eye candy Andy Cohen with Flipping Out's Jenni Pulos and Zoila Chavez.

Andy's t-shirt: CHICKS LOVE BICYCLES

Too cute.

Andy Cohen on WhoSay

ANDY COHEN

2011 COSTUME INSTITUTE:

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS AGAIN

Bravo! picks up another season of Andy Cohen's talker, Watch What Happens Live.

What started as a promo/infomercial for that retched HouseSNATCH franchise has morphed into a viable and entertaining late night show for Cohen and his audience. True, the show may be insipid at times but Cohen makes it fun to watch, plus he is so damn cute. He has scored some big names as guest, like Anderson Cooper, Ben Cohen and Jerry Seinfeld, not just Bravo-lebrities.

This will be Season 5 for the show. May we make a recommendation, Eye Candy Andy? Have only A-list guys as guest, if they can't be A-list, at least make sure they are hot and drop all the retched time-consuming slits that clog up the screen. You are gay for fuck's sake!!! Quit fawning over snatch,!!! Leave that to those stupid straights like that gross Kimmel or that hillbilly homophobe Leno!!

Can we get a show that is all gay? Is that asking too much? And we don't mean 5 Gays and 1 Snatch or whatever it is... drop the cunt!!!

Gay host, gay hot guys, 24/7. We can see this is something we are going to have to take upon ourselves to launch. Where's our intern? Let's start rolling calls. Get me David Geffen on the line then Bryan Singer then....

BULGE WATCH

WORK THE KNOB WHEN THIRSTY:

Eye candy Andy is packing some peen punch in those pants of his!!

Damn, how big is it? And what's its beautiful size once full grown??

We just love our Executive Daddies!!!

We have all these different Men-At-Work scenarios running through our heads!!

DROOL! SLURP! YUMM!

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Andy Cohen on WhoSay

SUPER BOWL STUD

Smokin.

Hot!!

Eye Candy Andy surfaced at a Super Bowl party over the weekend.

Our Bravo stud is serving some major machismo....lolz.

Lookin cute, BeeBoo!!

Suddenly we have a hankering for some kosher sausage ensconced in denim....

BRAVO!

COHEN TIMES 2:

Andy Candy surprised his TV audience with a guest coup during the very last minute ( and we mean the very last minute!!!) of yesterday's Watch What Happens Live.

Rugby super hottie Ben Cohen dropped in the club house!

We really DO need to Watch What Happens because we never know WHAT WILL  HAPPEN!!

Kudos, BB!

JACKEE WITH ANDEE

Watch the hilarity, the insanity!!

Jackee stops by the clubhouse along with Regina King.

Andy coaxs Jackee into doing her best 227 catch phrases:

We love the random screaming!!

Watch What Happens Live

SINGLE AND ALWAYS READY TO MINGLE

READ BETWEEN THE LINES:

3 Happy Stags and a Hag

The New York Times inserts a fun and juicy profile of our Andy Pandy in this morning's Sunday Style section.

Mr. Cohen, who is single......... had drifted from his booth [inside the Boom Boom Room] with a view of the bar, a young man walked up to him, his face close to Mr. Cohen’s. “I love you,” he said into Mr. Cohen’s ear. Perhaps surprised that Mr. Cohen didn’t back off immediately, he pushed his luck and leaned even closer. “I looove you,” he said again, standing back to see the effect.

“Thank you,” Mr. Cohen said. He was sunny and gracious, nodding, in exactly the same intonation he would have used had he just been approached outside his office by a middle-aged woman in a Searle coat from Livingston, N.J.

Had his fan been any closer, his tongue would have been in Mr. Cohen’s ear. “I didn’t notice,” Mr. Cohen said. “This is my fourth whiskey.”


We love you too, Andy Pandy!!! And our tongue would be somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!

EXECUTIVE'S CLUB

Nice to see a company is promoting instead of laying off.....

NBC Universal's Bravo has elevated Andy Cohen's position from Senior VP of Original Programming to Executive Vice President of Original Programming and Development.

Congrats BeeBoo!!!!!!

Speaking of lay....He sure does fulfill all our Men HARD At Work/Suite 703 fantasies!!!!

LETTING THE CHAT OUT OF THE BAG

There's chatter that Bravo's Senior VP of original programming Boy Wonder Andy Cohen is developing a reality program showcasing New York's prime gay men.

Bravo wants to one-up that grotesque trainwreck reality series that is on LOGO.

The working title of Bravo's show is From the Bottom to the Top.

Names being thrown out that will star in this series:

 Mark Silver, Factory PR founder

Kenneth Gillet, book publicist

Jordan Carlyle, interior designer

Joey Giuntoli, a fashion showroom owner

Kristopher Haigh, designer for Penguin

PITCHER'S MOUND

Good news for next week.

We get to see Andy Cohen sit spread on his club house chair for 5 nights, Sunday  to Thursday, Dec. 16th.  All that MAN MOUND.  We'll be the CATCHER to his PITCHER!!

Bravo wants to see  how well Watch What Happens Live numbers (ratings) will do.  

Cohen can't take on a full 5-night a week talk show workload with his current duties, BUT  he could bring in a second co-host if the opportunity arises

Also in the works is a New Year's Eve special, Variety details:

As for the two-hour New Year's Eve special, Cohen will host live from his "Watch What Happens" set starting at 10:30 p.m. ET. Guests will include comedienne Sandra Bernhard, Meghan McCain, singer-songwriter Jay Sean and several Bravo stars.

Cohen is also promising "TV's first ever 'wig drop'" live at midnight.

"We just decided to do this a couple of weeks ago," he said. "To me, the last place in the universe I would want to be on New Year's Eve is in Times Square. I want to be with my friends at a party. There is a lot of fun to be had on TV."

via variety

DEN MASTER

IF THE DEN'S ROCKIN, DON'T BOTHER KNOCKIN:

Bravo's Andy Cohen had Brad Goreski and Jessie Tyler Ferguson in his  den last night for Watch What Happens Live.

And it was a 30-minute boi blow-out.  Dishing and madcap humor were front and center.

The three played Bow-Tie Boy-Bitch Battle Game.

We'll let Andy Pandy explain the game:

THE FRONT MAN

Bravo-lebrity Andy Cohen covers Frontiers magazine.

He dishes about L.A. and coming out.

And a lot of the Housewives definitely have similarities to drag queens.

[Laughs] You said that, I didn’t.

A STAG IN SAG

Andy Cohen holding his Top Chef Emmy at his home in Sag Harbor over the Labor Day weekend.

He is such husband material for someone for us:  TV executive, home in Sag Harbor, own  show, producer of other shows!!!

MARRY US, ANDY PANDY!!!!!!  

We could make it a series:  Surfpunk Getting Married.

Mom would be so proud we finally settled with a cutie patooty mensch.

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS

If U aren't making Andy Cohen's Bravo TV show, Watch What Happens Live, a weekly must, U should.

U never know what he'll say or who will drop by in the "clubhouse."  Or what the guest will do, like when Liam Neeson shoots the finger at Justin Bieber's picture.

Last night, Neil Patrick Harris made a brief cameo.

Andy questioned him as Joran van der Sloot in a quick impromptu skit that made no sense.

But that is the fun of Andy's show: the whimsical and the mayhem.

Plus Andy is so damn HOT to look at.

Mensch me.

GRAY MATTERS

If you're on Manhunt with a profile that states: if over 25 MOVE ON.... we'll tell ya, this post ain't for you. You MOVE ON, CUNT -- preferably to another blog.

They'll be told to MOVE ON one day by the younger set. Giggle. Giggle.

The editors were sitting around thinking how many hotties are over 40 and there are TONS!

Here's a quick round up of the caliber of men that have a little experience under their belt (ahem).

We know if we got them in the bedroom, they wouldn't just sit there like an inexperienced stump like most of those 25 and under do--- with their legs up expecting the other person to do all the work. That hole ain't all THAT, sweetie.....

Unless of course it's Zacky Pooh or Tay Tay-- we won't mind doing ALL the work!!

40 isn't fatal, it's FABULOUS!

We kept the list at ten because we didn't want to be all day with this:

Steve Sax, former MLB player

Craig Biggio, former MLB player

Steve Young, former NFL player

Brett Favre, current NFL player?

Ty Pennington, TV host

Andy Cohen, TV executive

John Slattery, actor

Larry Mullen, Jr., drummer

Bill Hemmer, news anchor

Anderson Cooper, news anchor

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BRAVO!

ANDY COHEN:

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ADVOCATE ANDY

EYE CANDY ANDY:

Andy Cohen covers the new issue of The Advocate.

Cohen chats it up about his role as a TV executive at the Bravo network.  Also discussed is how the channel is unofficially gay.  With programs like Flipping Out and Top Chef, which feature openly gay individuals, Cohen opines on the appeal of featuring shows like this to a gay-friendly and gay audience.

The article is up and online at The Advocate website.

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