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Sunday, July 25, 2010

$18 MILLION FOR CAUSING A GLOBAL AND ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD




The New York Times breaks the news that Tony Hayward, the BP chief, will step down in September.

The cherry on the cake:  He may walk away with an $18 million-dollar paycheck.

Sickening!!  This cad should be stoned with tar balls then set on fire!!

Reports the New York daily:   The change in leadership will be discussed by the board of directors on Monday and may be announced Tuesday if the board ratifies the decision. Mr. Hayward would probably be replaced in the fall, the person said, but a decision has already been made by mutual agreement between Mr. Hayward and senior BP management.

DOING WELL



Hall at Comic-Con.


DOCTOR'S NOTE:

It's good news that Michael C Hall is doing well with a clean bill of health and his cancer is in remission.

The actor states:  "I count myself lucky on so many fronts – and certainly in regards to the Hodgkin's [lymphoma]......It's a real gift to be able to go back to work....One of the best things about it is that it emerged at a time when we were close to the end of shooting. I was able to treat it over the hiatus and it didn't interrupt our production schedule, which, obviously, would have its effect on me, but it would have its effect on our cast, our crew, people who count on this family to keep making the show."

SAY WHAT?


BEING CUTE:




"I need to get my Brazilian wax before I do it,"  joked Enrique Iglesias about skiing naked  in Biscayne Bay for Spain winning the World Cup.

FOOTBALLER FIRED FROM BULLDOGS




You may remember, Jason Akermanis wrote that little newspaper essay back in May 2010 stating-- in his opinion-- that gay athletes should stay in the closet.

Well,  the Western Bulldogs, who Akermanis played for, terminated his employment last Wednesday.  

He was given the option to step down.  When he refused, the team fired him.

via theage

ADAM'S APPLE



ADAM IS THE APPLE OF OUR EYES:

In protest of Arizona's immigration law, Maroon 5 will not do a tour stop in that state.


"I did an interview in Tucson on the radio. [The host] asked about playing there. I said it was a really difficult decision to make because we have fans out there that are being penalized essentially by us not playing, so it's a really difficult decision to make. It really kind of comes down to what feels right, and it really didn't feel right to play there and reward Arizona for what we thought was a really bad decision. We're just citizens. It's always good to look at everything that we're talking about, discussing, debating or standing up for as an issue, not to grandstand, necessarily, our beliefs, but kind of just follow our hearts, as cheesy as that sounds, and say, 'Look, this is how I feel, so I'm going to do this.'"

Saturday, July 24, 2010

OH CRAP!




Fuckin A.

We are running out of places to fork over our hard-earned gay dollar$ to.

NO  $$$$ to: 



NOW

No shopping at Target.


Target forked over $150K to Minnesota Forward, this group bought TV spots for Tom Emmer.

Emmer believes that marriage is a union between one man and one woman.  AND, he has befriended someone who thinks killing gays is moral.




BOSS MAN


Hugo Boss threw a little shindig, Beat The Heat, on their company rooftop in Chelsea to celebrate the S/S 2011 collections.

And with all the hot men, can we recall it, Beat The Meat??


PATTY MELT:

Adorable Patrick Huesinger, below:



MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL:

Models Chad White and Chris Austad, below:


THE 3 HUNK-A-TEERS:

We are in love with Hugo Boss corporate hottie, Ward Simmons, middle, below:

Olympian fencer Tim Morehouse, left and Patrick Huesinger, right, below: 


Friday, July 23, 2010

COOL WATER



CHEST FULL OF TREASURE TRAIL:







Ian Somerhalder


LAST COMIC STANDING


HIGH FIVE:




Seth Meyers


ARMANI IN ARMANI


Hey it is only fair that we post hot photo sets like this below.

We feature 20-something models all day long on our blogs, some of them even in Armani ads.

So we aren't ageist when posting 70-somethings frolicking on a beautiful beach!

GO GIO!





GO CYNDI! GO CYNDI!

Woop.  Woop

Go Cyndi! Go Cyndi!


"The past - this year's getting a little better, but the past eight years, it was so dark. [I]t was like a fire sale, just before Obama came in ... And then this guy goes in and it's ‘his fault.' But it's not his fault - it's the other two. The criminals that never got charged. I can't say enough how upsetting that was. I can't. And the way he would go on television - that George Bush, and speak hate. I mean, just unabashed hatred."





Incomparable music songstress of the 80s Cyndi Lauper

SAY WHAT?




NEWS ROCKING THE ISLE OF MANHATTAN:

Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone haven't been together for two months!

What?

Lorenzo tweeted  this:

thanks for t notes. yes, I saw t press today. We are not together, haven't been in 2 months. And we will not comment on it. Sorry. We r fine

We wanted them to have a happy and healthy marriage that lasted a long time.

We would be glad to jet "up there" and help you two patch things up.  Let's work this out BeeBoos!!!!




CASTING NEWS





HOT!
HOT!
HOT!


Get ready for some afternoon delight.

Not only is Jamie Cakes steaming up General Hospital but thespian Brad Rowe will join the cast.

Talk about some must-see TV!!!

You readers know we always have to have cute nicknames for our "boyfriends."  We're thinking Braddy Waddy for Rowe????

Rowe is best remembered as Billy's love-lust interest in Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss.

He will play an international film star involved with a supermodel.

CON GAMES


But this is not really a game when dealing with this loony Westboro Baptist Church-- no telling what they are really capable of.....

Counter-protesters came out in droves to beat Westboro Baptist Church at their own game at ComicCon.

Some of the signage the counter-protesters showcased was very creative. 


JUST YOUR AVERAGE JOE









Joe Manganiello will appear in a future issue of  Muscle & Body magazine.


Thursday, July 22, 2010

JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH


Roses are red

and sometimes yellow

we just can't get enough

of this Flowers fellow




Brandon Flowers




Brandy Cakes covers the new Electronic Musician.

Can we get a daily somethin' somethin'  from Brandy, a press release, one new photo a day, anything?  Please!!!

That would semi-cure our needed fix for this fine lad!!

OMFG!



L@@K

Zacky Pooh!!






Zac Efron


How ADORBS is our Little Mister???

That first image takes our breath away.  We passed out Southern-style like in a Tennessee Williams play.

Some of the dish he gave to PARADE:


Why Charlie St. Cloud?:

"Every once in awhile, you read a script and you get that special feeling in your gut. I was touched by what the character, Charlie, goes through, and I thought it was a story worth sharing. And the fact that I have a little brother myself gave it a lot of resonance.”

Parents intuition on his musical ability:

"I still like to sing along with whatever I’m listening to. I just got a pretty good sound system put in, and it’s playing on a loop all day. If I don’t have music on, I get this weird kind of anxiety. I don’t like to be home alone without something playing.”

Real High School vs.  High School Musical:

“I never noticed them in my own high school. And if there were cliques, I probably intermixed with all of them. I was probably what you’d call a floater.”


You stole our hearts a long time ago, BeeBoo.  We love you, Zacky!!  XOXO

DARLENE IS A TALKER



Sarah Gilbert will get her own talker this fall on CBS. It will air daily.

The lass is openly gay too-- we had no clue, considering all the flannel wear and butch attitude she displayed on Roseanne.....

Well, good for her! First Ellen, then Rachel, now Sarah.

Sources on Wednesday confirmed the plans for the show, which is also set to feature panelists Julie Chen, Holly Robinson Peete, Sharon Osbourne and Leah Remini. Deadline Hollywood first reported that CBS had picked the show as the replacement for "World" -- which goes off the air in September after a 54 year run. The network had also considered a new version of "Pyramid" with Andy Richter as host and a cooking game show with Emeril Lagasse.

WHERE'S DAVID'S DICK?





Let's make this a game --like Where's Waldo?

Who has photoshopped David Gandy's bulge away?

This is D&G for fuck sake.  Where sexy bois and scantily-clad bulges collide!!

Did they poach a photoshop wizard from Ralph Lauren's in-house ad department??

Forget the headlines:  Obama this and Economic Reform that...

WHERE'S DAVID'S DICK?:  This is THE pressing matter of the day!!




QUOTES FROM THE GRAVE



Christopher Reeves                                                 Casey Donovan


These two are dead so it's kind of hard to verify quotes from perished people thus take this with a grain of salt.....

A new tome, Hollywood Babylon Strikes Again, allegedly claims that Superman Christopher Reeves and adult star Cal Culver/Casey Donovan were involved in a tryst(s).


"Culver, who died of an AIDS-related illness, told the unnamed interviewer he met Reeve when both were auditioning for the same Broadway role in the mid-1970s. In the chat, the porn star says, 'Christopher was a great lover and I think I liberated him sexually. I didn't think he was gay but he seemed willing to try anything once. He was curious.' In the book extract, obtained by the Globe, Culver calls Reeve 'the man of my dreams' and reveals the two men had a passionate affair that lasted for two months - until the future Superman learned his partner was a gay porn star, who performed under the name Casey Donovan."

via starpulse

SPEAKING OF SHIRTLESS


Kellan Lutz

Is K Lu promising something?  Like an entire movie of him shirtless!!!

Kellan dishes on filming his latest flick Immortals:

“We, us gods, are pretty much semi-naked and wear skirts but the costumes are amazing, we have the best costume designer. The movie’s gonna be great.”

That's for damn sure-- you are a god!!!

NO SHIRTS. NO SHOES. NO BARTENDER.




In Ogunquit, Maine: Bartenders at the gay bar Mainestreet have been ordered to wear shirts.

Can these dumb-ass breeders find something else to bitch about like their snatch kid getting knocked up at 16?? Ohhhh, but once again, you did want them to grow up to be STRAIGHT!!

They're just jealous cuz GAY shirtless bartenders are HOT and these losers are fat, gross, and hetero!!


"Ogunquit Town Manager Tom Fortier attributed the town's recent requests to a barrage of complaints spearheaded by town resident Harriet Yaffe. 'I was appalled that the town manager allowed this to happen,' said Yaffe. 'It was brought to his attention a while ago and he didn't do anything about it.' ... 'I have no problem with eating outside or having a nice outside bar,' said Yaffe, adding that she enjoys dining out in the sun. She said she thought the bottles should be removed from the patio and that bartenders should wear shirts so that children passing by don't have to be subjected to the type of image it portrays. 'I love Ogunquit and I love the gay men. I have no problems with anyone. I just don't want a tacky town,' Yaffe said. 'You just don't do this,' she added. 'It's going to become another P-town.' Lempicki said selectmen were upset about the Mainestreet's situation as well. Selectman Graham Simonds said he is concerned with the open use of alcohol outside the bar, but hadn't heard about the shirtless bartenders. 'I really don't like outside service of that type,' he said. 'I don't think it adds anything to the town.' Simonds said before Ogunquit became its own town 30 years ago, alcohol had been banned altogether. 'I just think this is pushing the envelope when they're ordering it outside and serving it outside,'" he said. 'What's next?'"



EMBARRASING


FAIL/LOSERS:



This is the turn out in Maryland for n.o.m.'s Tour-of-Hate.

Ha ha ha Haha.

Ignorant Fucks.


In other news:

LifeSiteNews "created" this so-far-from-the-truth story of n.o.m.'s tour in Rhode Island. n.o.m. confronted by homofacists and barely escaped with their lives.

So untrue--it's just comical!!!


Remember: n.o.m. is the one PROBABLY sabotaging their own tour bus!!! So, they are willing to hurt/kill their own to make a point!!!


Unhampered by police, a peaceful pro-life rally devolved into chaos Sunday after an army of homosexualist activists shouted down presenters, screamed insults, and even targeted for harrassment small children of families who had come in support of marriage between a man and a woman. A group organized by Queer Action Rhode Island began by chanting loudly through bullhorns as they approached the rally, organized by the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) as part of the month-long Summer for Marriage Tour 2010, in front of the State Capitol building.

But, according to NOM executive director Brian Brown, it became clear that "this was not going to be a normal counter-protest" when the 250-strong red-shirted crowd "kept coming forward" until police gave way and allowed the screaming crowd to flood the stage and podium - for which NOM had obtained a permit from the state. "I've never seen anything like that, and I've been involved in the marriage issue for the last 15 years," Brown told LifeSiteNews.com. Video of the event shows protesters screaming inches from Brown's face as he attempts to continue the presentation.

In addition, he said, the Providence protesters "started jeering and heckling families" and even clearly targeted small children with screams and insults - treatment, said Brown, that left several children, including his own, tearful and asking whether they would be safe. "What they were trying to do was scare [us] and scare little children," he said. "It was so out of bounds that it was surreal. ... I know my kids were crying, other kids were crying too. they were literally crying at the end, asking if they were going to be OK."


For more of the UNTRUTH and HIGHLARITY continue HERE


OH NO YOU D'NT



THE TEABAGGING BAG:




Cost $12 each.  Made of a reusable food-safe muslin.

Purchase here




Wednesday, July 21, 2010

DISGUSTING





Cowards-- can't even do it in broad daylight. If they're so tough, DO IT where people can see you. Ignorant Motherfuckers.



"Derek Newton, general consultant for the Galvin campaign, said in past several days between six and ten signs have been found in North Miami spray-painted with the word 'fag.' ... 'We’ve taken them down, obviously — had people calling in to report them and what-not,' Newton said. 'It’s impossible to know who’s doing it, of course.' Galvin, who serves on the North Miami City Council, is among nine contenders seeking the Democratic nomination to represent Florida’s 17th congressional district. The primary is set for Aug. 24."

ARM & HAMMER



Chris Hemsworth  as Thor.  He gives a nice new spin on an old adage!!

CHRISSY ON IDOL? DISCUSS


WE LOVE YOU, THAT IS SO TRUE:

see --we're songwriters too Chrissy!!




Chris Isaak


Please make it happen!!

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES

WINNY POOH = SCRIPTWRITER


Wentworth Miller


Our Winny Pooh may be out of TV prison but that hasn't stopped the lad from working.

Our hunky thespian has been penning scripts under the alias Ted Foulk.

A horror story of his, Stoker, has been shopped around with Fox Searchlight showing interest.

Even Jodi Foster may want to get involved in the project.

Way to go BeeBoo!! Mwah.

DUNN DEAL


Ohhhh, this fills the Gap nicely....



Tommy Dunn

GO ON GRRRRRRL


Constance at LA Pride 2010 with Olympian Blake Skjellerup,

Derek Martin ( a fellow ostracized gay teen) and Richard Goodman




With your bad self....


Fuck that high school of bigots. They'll all be fat and ugly by age 40. Trust. Just ask any one of us and we'll show ya some proof of what our high school peers look like now.


Constance-girl got a settlement. That bigot of a school district has to pay Miss Constance $35K.

The ACLU fought along side our teen queen:


Constance McMillen will be paid $35,000 plus attorney fees to settle her lawsuit accusing her former school district of discrimination for canceling the senior prom rather than let her attend with her girlfriend. As part of the settlement, the Itawamba County School District also agreed to follow a non-discrimination policy, although officials said such a policy existed in March, when the dispute began. The district does not admit wrongdoing in settling the suit, which was filed by the American Civil Liberties Union. "I knew it was a good cause, but sometimes it really got to me. I knew it would change things for others in the future and I kept going and I kept pushing," McMillen, 18, said in an interview today with the Associated Press. Schools attorney Michelle Floyd noted that the district did not admit wrongdoing by settling the suit, filed by the American Civil Liberties Union. "The Itawamba County School District believes that Constance McMillen's rights under the United States Constitution were not violated by any act, omission, policy, custom or practice of the district," she said in a statement. via usatoday

DISCHARGED




Lt. Dan Choi has been fully processed and discharged under the military gay ban, Don't Ask, Don't Tell:


"Choi lost his battle with the Pentagon on June 29 when his discharge from the Army under the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy was finalized. While Choi’s National Guard unit informed him by registered mail and with phone messages, he has not disclosed the action. He did not respond to an email seeking comment."



In other Dan Choi news:



He's done gone and got himself arrested AGAIN!!

This time in Las Vegas.

Choi is a member of Get Equal and the group blocked traffic at the intersection of Tropicana and Las Vegas Blvd.  The protest was over inaction on EDNA by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV).

He's our activist!!  GO DAN!!
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