BRONZED BULGE

Just file this under:  "THINGS WE LOVE TO WORSHIP"

We have no problem getting on our KNEES and partaking in some worship, especially if it's  Crissy Cakes.

You want us to start at the HEAD?

OUR LATEST OBSESSION

MARRY ME!!!: 


 




We can't get enough of Will Grant!!!

MARRY ME #29

Stefan Apostolov

BABY GOT RACK....

RACK ATTACK:


.....and bulge!!!




 

THINGS ARE LOOKING UP!

YUMMM!!!

The whole reason we've been watching the Haney Project can be summed up with the image below:  Mikey's bulge!!!

Drool.  Salivate.

And, he looks like he wears his up!! Right?!!!  Like we have predicted so many times.---

---We know dick that innately (just call us cocktologists!!!).   We can just tell on a guy:  1.  Their thickness  2. How they wear it under clothes (down, up, sideways: to the left, to the right, diagonally, ....).  3. Inches  4.  Fat or skinny.

And, when they wear it up---like in the example with Mickey--- over the years, it causes it to curve!!  Yummmmm



 

A RISE IN OUR LEVI'S

It's his fault!

 

Levi Casboult

FULL SPREAD

RyRy Lochte

Spread 'em, baby!!

UP IN ARMS

PIT STOP:

BRAZILIAN TWILIGHT

CHERRY ICE CREAM SMILE:

A TayTay news sandwich!! Take a huge bite!





TayTay tubthumping his latest Twilight flick in Brazil (Rio de Janeiro to be exact).

Why do we suddenly have a hankering for some Brazilian nuts???


WHY YOU FRONT'N?:




BABY GOT BACK:

RUN TO ME

SEXY SINGLET: 


 

ABOVE THE LAW?

SHORT ANSWER:


Actually, we'd prefer to be under it!!





Jude Law

SIGN LANGUAGE

YES,  you are!!

KEEP US BRIEFED

Drool.

 

"ESSENTIAL" BULGE

Fuckin' A.

Who knew Jamie was packing soooo much!!! Hell to the Ohhhhhhhhh!!!

Van Der Beek featured in Essential Homme.



 

TWEINER SHOT

Yumm!!

Nole Cakes

TWEINER SHOTS

TWEINER TAKES ALL:



The best part of the matches are during the breaks, the part the TV audience never gets to see.

Usually, the camera is right up the player's legs (our favorite parts), but at home you are watching that ad for the millionth time!!

Nole Cakes, below:

Ricky Gasquet and check out the cute ball boi, below:

GRANT US A WISH

POINT THE WAY:

BMX hottie Will Grant

BULGE WATCH

SWAY IN OUR DIRECTION:

And how we're watching!!!

Fernando Torres

CHACE-ING BULGE

We're always busy CHACE-ing pants around here.

L@@K who is filming in NYC!!

Get a close up of that beauty, cameraman! ASAP!!

....and scene.

BONETA ES BONITA

PUTTING THE BONE IN BONETA:

Singer/actor Diego Boneta is GORGE!!!

What is even more beautiful is that VPL!!

Slurp. Yumm.