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Monday, July 25, 2011

FULL SEASON OF JORDEY CAKES

We love when a relevant news story gels with a hot guy post!!

YAY!

There will be another season of lustfully watching our #1 Cincinnati Bengal Jordey Cakes and salivating over his super hot ass and bulge.

The NFL owners and players have arrived at an agreement for the 2011/12 football season.

AP says the National Football League team owners and players worked through the weekend and agreed early today to the terms of a deal to end the four-month lockout, the first since 1987. Players are expected to begin the voting process later today. Th NFL Players Association's executive committee was to meet today to be presented with the finalized agreement.

Friday, June 3, 2011

FRIDAY FUNNIES

WESTERNS:

HIGHlarious!!

Colt McCoy, Jordan Shipley

Saturday, October 30, 2010

CUSTOM NFL

At the NFLShop website, customers can custom design their own numbered jerseys. One can find the team he likes, favorite jersey number and with limited characters, he can spell out what the backside will say.

We made this one for ourselves!

Should we treat ourselves...... Hanukkah is around the corner.....

Sunday, October 3, 2010

BANGED UP BENGAL

Our Jordey was hurt and has a concussion. Concussions are becoming a big cause for dementia and brain malfunctions later in life for football players. We hope this injury doesn't do Jordan harm.

Two sources report:

1).

Shipley’s injury came in the fourth quarter as a result of a late hit and personal foul against Browns defensive back T.J. Ward. The play came in the end zone after a Carson Palmer pass to Shipley on third down into tight coverage had gone incomplete.

The play evoked hostile feelings among Cincinnati players, including wide receiver Terrell Owens.

Owens could be seen yelling at Ward and other Cleveland defenders while the Bengals’ medical staff attended to Shipley.

via newscincinatti

2).

Said Owens, via the Cleveland Plain-Dealer:

"I think it was a ridiculous play. The guy is defenseless. I hate to see a guy get hit like that. The ball had already bounced off and for him to take a cheap shot like that, that's uncalled for. I think everybody came to Shipley's aid. In a situation like that, people get hurt. Just to see him like that, I thought he was out cold. He was real groggy, eyes were rolling to the back of his head. You never want to see a teammate in that situation. I just hate it.''

Added Palmer:

"You hate to see Shipley hit like that. It was a cheap shot, a shot that shouldn't happen. When you see a guy laying on the ground like that, it makes you realize how violent the game can be.''

"I hit him with my shoulder," Ward said, via the AP. "They (Bengals) tried to yap at me, but I ignored them. I would do it again."

via usatoday

We watched the game and the hit was totally uncalled for; we feel NFL officials should suspend Ward from playing some future games and tax him with a hefty fine.

Monday, August 9, 2010

2:00 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD

BTW-- #11 is our new PowerBall number.....

Jordey Cakes is a hero... for the week, at least.

With the NFL, you are only good as your last play. So with that in mind.....

In the last two minutes of the Cowboys vs. Bengals game last night, Jordan Shipley set up the only Bengal's touchdown with his 63-yard punt return. With that, they were able to put 7 points on the board against Dallas' 16.

Here's what our BeeBoo had to say about last night's game:

“I think the main thing is the guys are so football savvy.......Everybody knows exactly what to do on every single play. It’s definitely good to get out there and handle the ball a couple of times. For me it was a good experience because I learned I’ve got a lot of room to improve, especially just on learning the offense...... I haven’t played football in a long time, so you kind of get back into the swing of it.”

But knowing the NFL, next week's game will come with the attitude: What have you done for us lately.... TODAY??

So we hope Jordey has lots of plays up his sleeve for the rest of the season.

We're cheering for you all the way Jordey Cakes!!

We love you, HOTTIE!! Mwah!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

JORDEY CAKES SERENADES COLT

We already know that Jordan Shipley is a skilled musician from an ESPN profile.

Jordey Cakes, along with Aaron Watson, wrote and performed a special song for former teammate Colt McCoy. It was Colt's wedding.

Jordey found a hilarious way to insert Tim Tebow into the lyrics.

Colt was a great sport about the ribbing.

Jordey's song was When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be Just Like Colt McCoy.

Friday, June 4, 2010

YUMM

Today is National Do-Nut Day!! Where's Homer Simpson when you need him?

Although the East Coast favors Dunkin Donuts, we favor Shipley (found in the Texas area) from our college days.

Although we frequent Tasty Donuts on SaMo near Crescent Heights, we like the bakers dozen donut holes, we don't really have a truly favorite spot in Southern California that makes delicious flakey glazed doughnuts like Shipley.

And Shipley is not the family business of Jordey Cakes, DAMN!!

That would have made him even sweeter than what he already is, if that is even possible.

How'd we go from doughnuts to Jordey Cakes and thinking about holes......

I guess its true: gay guys think about sex every 3 seconds!!

This post really was supposed to be innocent and only about Do-nut day!!

Friday, April 23, 2010

A BENGALS' BABE

At pick #84, the former Texas Longhorn Wide Receiver Jordan Shipley will play for Cincinnati Bengals.

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TOY WITH MCCOY

BOYTOY MCCOY:

Well... Colt wasn't picked for the 1st round of the NFL draft, but, that's okay BB-- neither was Brett Favre or Tom Brady-- so you're in excellent company. The suspense, we're sure, was killing him inside and toying with his emotions.

Tonight we should find out what NFL team the former Longhorn QB will play for??

Who do U think?? Jets, Cowboys??

Colt McCoy

GAME WARDEN JORDAN:

Jordey Cakes wasn't picked up either for the 1st round NFL picks. Hopefully our Beeboo gets inked tonight!! Where do U think Jordey will play? We're hearing rumors of Dallas Cowboys...

Whatever city it is, we are getting the official NFL jersey with Jordey's number and name on it!!

Then we're moving to that city to stalk him until he falls in love with us

cheer him on at every practice and Sunday game.

Jordan Shipley

Friday, January 8, 2010

TEXAS EX

BURNT ORANGE:

Watching the Texas game last night left us disgusted. Our hearts went out to Colt and Jordey Cakes (and the rest of the team), they worked so hard for 4 years, including this season without a loss, for a relishing conquest.

But fingers to keyboard, we'll try with this post:

We had a feeling that the only way Alabama could win was to take Colt McCoy out of the game and that's exactly what they did. They purposely meant to hurt the Texas quarterback, we believe.

Don't even get us started on his front line, the ones there to protect Colt. Uggg.

A team as monied as UT, one would think Mac Brown would have 2 extra quarterbacks right in sync with Colt, learning the same drills, practicing the same formations and tactics so if this kind of thing happens, boom, put in your secondary to fill the void. He would be right on track because he would know what the next plays would be. And if something happened to your backup QB, boom, put in your third to continue the game. And, if Brown never uses the backups all season, oh well, at least they are there "in case of" and last night was an "in case of!!"

It's also a good lesson in not building your whole franchise around a single quarterback. If he is hurt then what happens--- I.E. last night, that's what happens!!

McCoy tried in vain to throw the football to his dad underneath the Rose Bowl bleachers in the locker room. McCoy could muster no yardage:

"Colt McCoy lined up about 7 yards from his dad, Brad. This was inside the Texas locker room underneath the Rose Bowl bleachers, the Longhorns quarterback missing the biggest game of his career, about to attempt the most important throw of his life.

Colt had the ball and was going to pass it to his dad as a slew of doctors and trainers watched closely. How many times had these two thrown a football back and forth, from their yard in little Tuscola, Texas, to the practice fields of Jim Ned High School, where the dad was the coach and the son was the star?

'Millions,' Colt said. 'Millions of times.'

Colt had just lied to the Texas doctors and said that he was capable of returning to the BCS title game against Alabama. A hit by the Tide’s Marcell Dareus, on the fifth play of the game, had sent him to this locker room. He wanted back out there. So he tried to sound convincing despite the fact his arm felt 'like a noodle.....'

Yet on the TV in the corner, he had seen it all fade away in his absence. Alabama was rolling; Texas’ early lead was long gone.

So Colt gripped the ball, stared at his dad and thought, 'It’s just a simple throw.' He threw. The ball went soft and wide. Everyone grimaced. 'Give it to me again,' Colt demanded. Brad got the ball and gave it back to his son. The next throw was the same, bouncing harmlessly away. 'Give it to me again,' Colt said, again. Brad did.

It was the same. It was over. Colt couldn’t throw it 7 yards to his own father. 'My arm was dead,' he said. The dad hugged his son. The son broke down and cried.

'There’s no pain on my body,' Colt said later. 'If I was a free safety, I’d go out there and make a tackle. I [just] have no strength to throw a football.'"

We were crying too!!

via yahoo

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