LA*SURFPUNK HOLLYWOOD: MICHAEL PHELPS

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

THINGS ARE LOOKING UP!

YUMMM!!!

The whole reason we've been watching the Haney Project can be summed up with the image below: Mikey's bulge!!!

Drool. Salivate.

And, he looks like he wears his up!! Right?!!! Like we have predicted so many times.---

---We know dick that innately (just call us cocktologists!!!). We can just tell on a guy: 1. Their thickness 2. How they wear it under clothes (down, up, sideways: to the left, to the right, diagonally, ....). 3. Inches 4. Fat or skinny.

And, when they wear it up---like in the example with Mickey--- over the years, it causes it to curve!! Yummmmm

Thursday, October 4, 2012

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

SIBERIAN SEXY:

Michael Phelps

Mikey sexes up GQ Russia with chest enough appeal.

ХЕЬС HOT!!

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

SWING SET

HOT SHOT:

This is our kind of playground (Mikey)!!

Mikey looks sooo HOT playing golf.

Lean. Lithe. Limber.

Arms sculpted.

We love how long he looks (from his chest to his waist--SUPER HOT!!!).

What really drives us over the edge: we know what he looks like under all those clothes!!

Mikey Phelps

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

HE'S GOT THE BEAT

LUST TO LOVE:

Mikey Phelps

Thursday, August 16, 2012

BAG THIS!

BAG OF TRICKS:

Is there any way to make Mikey hotter than barely clothed in his swimmers??

Yes, there is.

Cover him ALL up..... in a suit. A dapper 3-piece.

HOT!!

$Daddy$. $Daddy$.

Monday, August 13, 2012

WATER GAMES

AB CAMPAIGN:

Quit teasing us!!!

Does the lad come with the bag, Louis???

HOT!!!!

Mikey Phelps

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

19!!!

WATER BABY:

Poseidon collects his 19th Olympic medal!!

Congrats, Mikey!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

MIKEY VS. RYRY

Posted: 12 noon PDT

The New York Times discusses the "rivalry" (media manufactured) that may/may not exist between Lochte and Phelps.

The paper makes some sound arguments that the London Olympics may be the time Lochte shines and takes the lead, leaving Phelps behind in a puddle (ah yeah, right!!).

Phelps versus Lochte is the sport’s version of a perfect wave: two fierce competitors, one with the winningest portfolio and the other with a winsome personality, fighting a turf war with the world bearing witness. Theirs is not a match manufactured for ratings, even though NBC has played it up in its coverage; it is an organic rivalry that is raising interest in their sport.

Monday, July 23, 2012

MIKEY MONDAY

Andy Cooper interviews Mikey for 60 Minutes, natch!!

Watch the video, there is some serious hotness from Phelps:

Mikey in jersey, clingy basketball shorts-- HOT!!

Mikey in swimmers. That lithe body-- HOT!!

Mikey blowing rings underwater, upside down, legs spread (think: in bed, 69)-- HOT!!

HOT!

HOT!

HOT!!!

Monday, July 16, 2012

MIKEY MONDAY

It seems like everyone in HELL-A (and the rest of the fucking country, for fuck's sake) has a swimmer's build on their slutty profile site.

Next time you are on low-rent Adam4Adam or republiCUNT-money-giving Manhunt or the father-of-all-whore sites, Grindr, and those liars are bragging about their skanky, broke-down bitch, skeezy-ass swimmer's build bodies.

Just take this image of Mikey. Compare their tired-ass, STD-ridden shit to Mikey's smokin' hot,, we-wanna-fuck-you-24/7/365-for-the-rest-of-our-lives, USDA prime-grade ass.

NOW!!!! this is a swimmer's build, bitches!!!

BAM!!

Sunday, July 15, 2012

A RIGHT TO BARE ARMS

SWEATSHOP:

Mikey

HOT!

Saturday, July 7, 2012

IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS

M4M: In Search Of: Male, Olympian (would be nice), dark hair, 6'4, TRUE swimmer's build, able to OVERFILL a Speedo, size 14 feet (would really get us off!!):

These details just happen to be MAJOR!!

Nuff said.

Baby is smokin'!!