FRIDAY FUNNIES

WESTERNS:

HIGHlarious!!

Colt McCoy, Jordan Shipley

COLT FOLLOWING

Yesterday we posted about the pre- Super Bowl celebrity touch flag football game in Dallas.

L@@K who surfaced!!

BOY TOY MCCOY!!

Long time no see, where's Jordey Cakes???

JORDEY CAKES SERENADES COLT

We already know that Jordan Shipley is a skilled musician from an ESPN profile.

Jordey Cakes, along with Aaron Watson, wrote and performed a special song for former teammate Colt McCoy. It was Colt's wedding.

Jordey found a hilarious way to insert Tim Tebow into the lyrics.

Colt was a great sport about the ribbing.

Jordey's song was When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be Just Like Colt McCoy.

BURNT ORANGE TO BROWN

Picked at #85, Colt McCoy will go to the Cleveland Browns.

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TOY WITH MCCOY

BOYTOY MCCOY:

Well... Colt wasn't picked for the 1st round of the NFL draft, but, that's okay BB-- neither was Brett Favre or Tom Brady-- so you're in excellent company.  The suspense, we're sure, was killing him inside and toying with his emotions.

Tonight we should find out what NFL team the former Longhorn QB will play for??

Who do U think??  Jets, Cowboys??

Colt McCoy

GAME WARDEN JORDAN:

Jordey Cakes wasn't picked up either for the 1st round NFL picks.  Hopefully our Beeboo gets inked tonight!!  Where do U think Jordey will play?  We're hearing rumors of Dallas Cowboys...

Whatever city it is, we are getting the official NFL jersey with Jordey's number and name on it!!

Then we're moving to that city to  stalk him until he falls in love with us

  cheer him on at every  practice and Sunday game.

Jordan Shipley

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YECK

COLT U COULD REVOLT :

The poor lad has had too many hits to the head from playing football.

Our Colt McCoy is engaged.  There's still time... you could change your mind!!

Take a good 10 years to really think about it!!  Then another 10, then another.....

SLICE A BITCH:

We ain't gonna let you go without a fight!!

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TEXAS EX

BURNT ORANGE:

Watching the Texas game last night left us disgusted.  Our hearts went out to Colt and Jordey Cakes (and the rest of the team), they worked so hard for 4 years, including this season without a  loss,  for a relishing conquest.

But fingers to keyboard, we'll try with this post:

We had a feeling that the only way Alabama could win was to take Colt McCoy out of the game and that's exactly what they did.  They purposely meant to hurt the Texas quarterback, we believe.

Don't even get us started on his front line, the ones there to protect Colt. Uggg.

A team as monied as UT, one would think Mac Brown would have 2 extra quarterbacks right in sync with Colt, learning the same drills, practicing the same formations and tactics so if this kind of thing happens, boom, put in your secondary to fill the void.  He would be right on track because he would know what the next plays would be.  And if something happened to your backup QB, boom, put in your third to continue the game.  And,  if Brown never uses the backups all season, oh well, at least they are there "in case of" and last night was an "in case of!!"

It's also a good lesson in not building your whole franchise around a single quarterback.  If he is hurt then what happens--- I.E. last night, that's what happens!!

McCoy tried in vain to throw the football to his dad underneath the Rose Bowl bleachers in the locker room.  McCoy could muster no yardage:

"Colt McCoy lined up about 7 yards from his dad, Brad. This was inside the Texas locker room underneath the Rose Bowl bleachers, the Longhorns quarterback missing the biggest game of his career, about to attempt the most important throw of his life.

Colt had the ball and was going to pass it to his dad as a slew of doctors and trainers watched closely. How many times had these two thrown a football back and forth, from their yard in little Tuscola, Texas, to the practice fields of Jim Ned High School, where the dad was the coach and the son was the star?

'Millions,' Colt said. 'Millions of times.'


Colt had just lied to the Texas doctors and said that he was capable of returning to the BCS title game against Alabama. A hit by the Tide’s Marcell Dareus, on the fifth play of the game, had sent him to this locker room. He wanted back out there. So he tried to sound convincing despite the fact his arm felt 'like a noodle.....'

Yet on the TV in the corner, he had seen it all fade away in his absence. Alabama was rolling; Texas’ early lead was long gone.

So Colt gripped the ball, stared at his dad and thought, 'It’s just a simple throw.'  He threw. The ball went soft and wide. Everyone grimaced. 'Give it to me again,' Colt demanded. Brad got the ball and gave it back to his son. The next throw was the same, bouncing harmlessly away. 'Give it to me again,' Colt said, again. Brad did.

It was the same. It was over. Colt couldn’t throw it 7 yards to his own father. 'My arm was dead,' he said. The dad hugged his son. The son broke down and cried.

'There’s no pain on my body,' Colt said later. 'If I was a free safety, I’d go out there and make a tackle. I [just] have no strength to throw a football.'"

We were crying too!!

via yahoo

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SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL

RAG DOLL:

Our little Jordey Cakes was all kinds of twisted up in the first half of last night's game.

HALLELUJAH:

We're sure Colty is thanking Hunter Lawrence, his teammate, for that game saving/winning kick.

Can we get in on some of that action??

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS:

This is the first time Colty has ever been able to hold the Big 12 trophy.

What a way to remember his senior year at UT.

Colt McCoy, Jordan Shipley

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GO TEXAS!

GO JORDAN!!!

OMG!  THE DICKAGE  

GO COLT!

Jordan Shipley, Colt McCoy

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WE'RE SAD

NO TEXAS GAME THIS WEEKEND

WHICH MEANS, NO COLT MCCOY OGLING:

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OH BOY, MCCOY!!

OH BOY!!!

We are so in love with Colt McCoy!

HOOK 'EM HORNS!!

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COLT MCCOY:COLLEGE VJL: PART DEUX

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FREUDIAN FRIDAY: CHASE DANIEL

HOW OFTEN DO I GET TO POST ASS PICTURES OF COLT

WITH AN ACTUAL NEWS STORY

;)

Chase Daniel, QB for University of Missouri, waxes poetic on Colt McCoy's ASSets:

"He has such a great ass ,er, grasp..."

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VJL: THE SURF'S FORMER ALMA MATER UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS: COLT MCCOY & DAVE THOMAS

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