FOR CHRIS SAKES

56, 86 or 106

We don't give a fuck how old Chris Isaak is. He will always be smoking HOT to us.

We fell hard and heavy for him in the early eighties and have been smitten ever since.

We just know he's packin'!! Thick, fat, huge.

Indicators: those fat thick fingers, the full lips and the nose.

Happy Birthday, Chrissy!!

We offer to BLOW that ONE important CANDLE!!

Chrissy was born in 1956 and he is 56!! This should be a lucky year!!

CHRISSY ON IDOL? DISCUSS

WE LOVE YOU, THAT IS SO TRUE:

see --we're songwriters too Chrissy!!

Chris Isaak

Please make it happen!!

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I WISH I WAS CHRISSY'S DOG

I am so in love with Chris Isaak, from back in the day in the early eighties to today.

I've seen him upteen times in Las Vegas perform [ The Hard Rock Hotel was my second home there for a while when he came to town and performed at The Joint]  even relishing one night I was front row!!

Grabbing his black mirrored suit leg when he came to my front row seat!!!  And I didn't let go for the rest of the night-- I kid, I kid!!  But I did get a good feel of that shin and calf!!

So you can imagine that I was beside myself when he had his series on Showtime getting a full hour every week of nothing but Chris's gorgeous face and singing.

NOW!!!

Chris surfaced this week.  Here is my boo boo with his boo boo, Rodney!!

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