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Monday, February 28, 2011



Dusty Cakes surfaced at Elton John's bash.

Where have you been, BB?  Oh yeah, working with Mr. Eastwood for Hoover.

Dustin Lance Black


In West Hollywood, Elton John and hubby David Furnish threw their annual AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party at the omnipresent Pacific Design Center.  What year does this make for his fete:  19?!

We don't need to know any other of the guests at the this soiree.

RyRy is our be all and end all.

Damn, Ry is soooo fucking fine.....


Good thing we weren't backstage at the Kodak theater, Jamie Cakes would have had kisses planted on those full lips of his every 5 seconds.....

The lad left HELL-A immediately after the ceremonies, as we see below.  Our multi-tasking thespian has class this week hence the dodge out of town.

Geez, he didn't even attend his apres Oscar fete at the Supper Club.

We feel he did the best with the material that he was given-- he could have been more energetic and jazzed up, but what do we know.

Safe travelz, BeeBoo!

Sunday, February 27, 2011


A beautiful night on Sunset Blvd.

We're at Vanity Fair's  apres Oscar fete at the Sunset Tower.


Jamie Cakes resting up before the show begins.

In that pose, baby, we'll give ya something to relax you.....

James Franco


James Franco


AGAIN!!! Nole Cakes has Roger Federer's number.

Our hot Djok defeated Federer, 6-3, 6-3, to win the Dubai Duty Free Tennis Championship.

"I was aware of the challenge that is expected of me on the court, and I was aware of the fact that I need to be on top of my game in order to beat Roger.......So the focus was there. I was serving really well, especially the first set. Just the perfect performance overall......I'm a different player in the last year - I have a serve......Last year, the serve was not there and I was struggling a lot. I was using a lot of energy......Now I get to have some free points, which is important."


We know our blog is read by industry insiders and by the lads we post on. Thus, we submit this open letter to all the male talent:

May we recommend to all the gentleman attending and walking the red carpet Sunday: WEAR A TUXEDO!!

Not a suit, not a sports coat, not a collarless jacket, not jeans-- we don't care if said clothes are by Giorgio Armani or Prada or BOSS or....

WEAR A TUXEDO then it's okay if it is from Giorgio Armani, Prada, BOSS or...

WITH A PROPER BOW TIE. Not some cross thing that Dracula would don. Or some red satin string at the neck that looks like a misplaced "help a cause" ribbon.

If you waited until this weekend to figure out what to wear, well, heaven help your little soul, it is too late for you. You should have called us.

Did you know we are stylists? We would keep you from looking disastrous. Classic is our mantra. The regal actor of yesteryear is our icon-- think James Mason; Sidney Poitier.
We can have you red carpet ready in no time and pull a wardrobe for travel, premieres or just daily duties on the set or locations.

Remember: Black-tie Formal. Not only will you look appropriate, but decades later, when you see images of yourself, you will be thankful!!

May we recommend:

Brooks Brothers, below:

Polo Ralph Lauren, below:


And this one judges others on how they dress!! Look in the mirror, Grossness!!

What an insane reality.....

Friday, February 25, 2011


Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic

In Dubai this weekend, Nole Cakes will play Roger Federer. This will be their 21st meeting.  It all happens at the Dubai Duty Free Tennis Championships.

News of Nole starts at 2:34:


We've been hearing Oscar telecast chatter all week, but our moles have solidified most of the rumors.

The scoop:

Jamie Cakes (Gucci will officially dress Franco) and that other host will have 5 costume changes.

The first 10-minutes, the Oscar intro, will have the hosts in scenes from this year's 10 Best Picture nominations. Didn't Billy Crystal do this before? Repeat much?

Mo'Nique refuses to be a presenter. The Academy has asked the comedian several times to appear on Sunday's telecast. That doesn't exactly endear you with the Academy members, sweetie. The Academy remembers things like this. That year-old trophy will be just that: a one-hit wonder.

Steven Spielberg will present Best Picture.

Hilary Swank and Kathryn Bigelow will give Oscar statuettes for Best Director.

Two-thirds of the show, look for a "guest host." He will perform a monologue. We say it is Billy Crystal.

Halle Berry will present the tribute to Lena Horne.

Tom Hanks presents Best Art Direction and Best Cinematography.

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis present Best Animated Short Film and Best Animated Feature.

Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin present Best Adapted Screenplay and Best Original Screenplay.

Helen Mirren and Russel Brand present Best Foreign Language Film.

Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman present Best Original Score.

Matthew McConaughey and Scarlett Johansson present Best Sound Mixing and Best Sound Editing.

Cate Blanchett will present Best Makeup and Best Costume Design.

Zachary Levi and 2 others perform Tangled's I See The Light.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Amy Adams present Best Docu. Short Subject and Best Live Action Short Film.

Celine Dion will perform Smile.

Jeff Bridges will present best Actress; Sandra Bullock will resent Best Actor.

A New York school choir closes the show with Over the Rainbow.


Some cast names have been revealed for Ridley Scott's Alien prequel Prometheus but that is all that is being leaked.

Scott has a lockdown on the script...nothing about characters or plot line information.

The cast so far: Noomi Rapace, Sean Harris, Scoot McNairy, Michael Fassbender, Kate Dickie and Idris Elba.

Scott did confess to shooting the film in London:

"I was insistent that the script not leak onto the internet, where it gets dissected out of context, which spoils it for everyone. It's the story of creation, the gods and the man who stood against them. It's not a small film. I'm using the giant James Bond 007 stage at Pinewood and six other sound stages to film it."



We posted some time ago that Jamie Cakes would be part of the Planet of the Apes prequel, Rise of the Apes!

Jamie plays a scientist.

The film centers how the apes take control and mankind becomes the second class citizens.

The scientist is trying to cure Alzheimer and a super-intelligent ape is created.  Kewl!

Look for the film later in the year, F/W 2011.



This is awesome!!!

Neil Patrick and Ellen act out scenes from this year's Oscar-nominated Best Picture catagory.

HIGHlariously funny:


And this asswipe fat fuck, Elton John's friend......

"The president is lawless and the only ones blind to it are his ass-kissers in the media!"


Once again, CNN gives these scums a platform:


Some out of this world accusations are surrounding genius designer John Galliano.

At a Parisian hot spot, a couple has accused Galliano of saying some not so nice things, police were called.  NOW!  Dior has suspended him.

Call us one-sided but we don't believe Galliano is confrontational at all, much less would resort to ghetto name calling.

Dior F/W 2011-12 show is March 4th;  Dior has asked Galliano not to punch the time clock while this is being investigated.

The police statement: Witnesses called police during the incident, which took place in front of dozens of astonished revellers in a busy covered terrace.

A police source said: 'We arrived extremely quickly and managed to break up the disturbance. The man involved was briefly arrested and then released pending charges for assault.

'Witnesses said he swore heavily, using anti-Jewish insults, before attacking a couple. Both have provided witness statements, as have a number of other people at the bar, including staff.'

Eyewitnesses at the scene tell this version:

On Thursday night at the posh fashion bar “La Perle” in Paris’ lively “Le Marais” quarter, the Dior head designer might have had a couple of glasses more than he should have. In fact, the designer was pretty drunk but rather in a jolly mood than in an aggressive one. Our witnesses tell us that the couple who sat next to him at the bar didn’t recognized the celebrity designer and started to insult him, mistaking him for a bum when he tried to strike up a conversation with them (Galliano’s personal style could be at fault here).

On his joyful “cheers everybody!” the woman and her boyfriend replied “You’re ugly, you’re disgusting, move away from here!” as our eyewitnesses tell us. Galliano didn’t react to this statement and raised his glass with other bar guests. He then turned around to respond to the lady, saying: “You’re ugly and you’re fucking bag is ugly too.”

The boyfriend of the women then got up from his chair and aggressively charged it to threaten the designer. Galliano’s bodyguard tried to quiet the situation, as did the staff from “La Perle”, but there was nothing more to do; Galliano and the couple exchanged further insults untill the couple called the police while Galliano calmed down and was peacefully smoking his cigarette.

The end of the story, far less dramatic the the press reported, the police just talked to the designer while his bodyguard was on the phone with his lawyer and Galliano conceded to go with them to the police headquarters to give his version of the story, since the couple wanted to press charges. No big police arrest took place. As for the antisemistic statements, Galliano did call the man who threatened him with a chair “Asian”, which is indeed a racist statement.

Thursday, February 24, 2011


Pink News talks to the founder of Grindr, which will turn 2-years old next month.

Joel Simkhai confesses some about the inception of the manfinder application:

“We just thought this would be a cool app,” Joel tells me. “As a gay man I thought: wouldn’t it be great if I could walk into any room or go to a new city and see who’s gay? Did we think it would become a business? Or that it would impact as much as it has? We had no idea.”

“We knew the logo had to be unique, memorable and above all masculine. We looked at tribal art from Africa and Polynesia and we kept seeing masks. That was our inspiration. We thought about grinding people together sort of like a coffee grinder.”


The Advocate asked the questions.

Adult entertainer Mason Wyler answered thoughtfully and honestly.

A:   You write on the blog that porn’s role is to entertain, not educate, and that bareback sex doesn’t influence real-life behavior. What led you to that conclusion?

MW:  I worked in porn for six years and see it as a form of entertainment; I think most people do too. I don’t know many people who buy porn to learn about sex; people buy sex to masturbate. It’s not our place to try to inform people. If that’s something that a porn model or studio wants to take on and spend money and effort doing that, that’s great, but I don’t think it’s our responsibility to do that — just like I don’t think video games are to blame for violence or movies are to be blamed for murders. It’s entertainment.

Full interview here



cat nap

James Franco



The gorgeous Nate Berkus covers the new issue of NEXT, NYC's free gay mag.

That face!!!!  It will be the end of us.....


“I’m very free in talking about my sexuality on TV."


This morning, The New York Times also features in its interiors the interior designer.

Nate helped makeover a New York apartment.


Ha! Loves it, loves it.

ANONYMOUS didn't take kindly to being threatened by that bigoted Westboro and has allegedly claimed to downing their site.


How-r-ya, Hawaii?

Great news:  Same-sex couples can get hitched in Hawaii because the island's Governor Neil Abercrombie signed the state's civil unions bill into law.

Now we know... militant gays can go on all day about civil unions are not comparable to same-sex marriage recognition, but let's take this victory for now.  Then, we'll fight the battle of turning that  civil union bill into a same-sex marriage law upgrade.


Cable news station MSNBC calls out that other cabler FOX for Muslim meme.

One of those ignorant FOX slits called President Obama, Mubarak Obama:

Wednesday, February 23, 2011


We're in great moods today: 1) with the Feds dropping DOMA 2) marriage equality in Maryland looking like a reality 3) In Cali, Prop 8 plaintiffs are asking the 9th Circuit to lift stay and allow same sex marriage to resume 4) and best of all---MopHead Gilamonster is in a rabid froth.

So we feel it is totally appropriate to turn this tune up to full blast. This Whitney Houston single is our mantra.

Step by Step... marriage equality will be nationwide!!


In Maryland, a marriage equality bill progresses forward with a 25-22 vote in the state's senate.

Next step:  Maryland's House of Delegates is Democrat-heavy.  And, that vote will happen tomorrow in there. Everything should pass.   Once it does, Governor Martin O'Malley promises to sign the bill quickly.

Measures were defeated that sought to allow religiously affiliated adoption agencies to refuse services to same-sex couples, to allow clerks of courts to refuse to conduct marriages based on religious objections and to exempt public school teachers from teaching materials that "promote" gay unions. A couple of other proposed amendments were added to the bill, including one that makes clear that religious organizations do not have to promote same-sex marriages through educational programs, counseling, retreats or summer camps.Senate Minority Leader Nancy Jacobs, an opponent of the bill, acknowledged after debate ended Wednesday that its passage was all but certain and said there were no plans for a filibuster - perhaps the only remaining hurdle in the Senate. "It definitely will pass," Jacobs (R-Harford) said. "We all know the outcome of this."

via  washingtonpost


Same Same is a great Australian website that features plenty of hot guy eye candy.

They will be airing an online reality series with 5 hot guys set up in the snow called Ski Camp.

Throw in jacuzzis, challenging ski competitions and sexy reality TV ensues.....

It is based on Same Same's popular 2010 Surf Camp (where have we been?), same concept but under the glorious Ozzie sun.

So, if you are a reality TV junkie, why settle for the nauseating gross snatches of Bravo when Same Same is offering everything we really want to see: hot smokin' half-dressed gay guys!!



Dear Tay,

An apology:

Awwww shit, we screwed up big time.

No wonder our phone calls are going unanswered.

Mail stamped:  Return to sender.

Emails ignored.
Engagement ring rejected!!

All via his handlers.

We MISSED TayTay's birthday.... NOT O-TAY!!!!  It was February 11th.  

Ah yeah, a little late....

**As we look for our wonk-eyed, lazy-ass, never- shows- up intern in total rage; chanting, yelling:  "You are SO fired." "You keep our datebook to remind us of these things."  "Where in the fuck are you? **

Can we make it up, Tay?

Throw ourselves onto Sunset whilst a METRO bus is speedily growling forward?

Jump from the Santa Monica Hills and splatter on Highway 1?


We are so sorry.

Let's start over, say a romantic, intimate  friendly dinner at Orso and take it from there.



Wowza, this came out of no where today.

The federal government, via AG mouthpiece Eric Holder, no longer wishes to defend  Section 3 of DOMA in the courts.

Holder announces:

After careful consideration, including a review of my recommendation, the President has concluded that given a number of factors, including a documented history of discrimination, classifications based on sexual orientation should be subject to a more heightened standard of scrutiny. The President has also concluded that Section 3 of DOMA, as applied to legally married same-sex couples, fails to meet that standard and is therefore unconstitutional. Given that conclusion, the President has instructed the Department not to defend the statute in such cases. I fully concur with the President’s determination.

Consequently, the Department will not defend the constitutionality of Section 3 of DOMA as applied to same-sex married couples in the two cases filed in the Second Circuit. We will, however, remain parties to the cases and continue to represent the interests of the United States throughout the litigation. I have informed Members of Congress of this decision, so Members who wish to defend the statute may pursue that option. The Department will also work closely with the courts to ensure that Congress has a full and fair opportunity to participate in pending litigation.

Furthermore, pursuant to the President's instructions, and upon further notification to Congress, I will instruct Department attorneys to advise courts in other pending DOMA litigation of the President's and my conclusions that a heightened standard should apply, that Section 3 is unconstitutional under that standard and that the Department will cease defense of Section 3


What Gay, Inc. and individuals are opining about the announcement:

Human Rights Campaign

“This is a monumental decision for the thousands of same-sex couples and their families who want nothing more than the same rights and dignity afforded to other married couples,” said HRC President Joe Solmonese. “As the President has stated previously, DOMA unfairly discriminates against Americans and we applaud him for fulfilling his oath to defend critical constitutional principles.” Under federal law, the Department of Justice must report to Congress its intent not to defend the statute and it is likely that anti-LGBT leaders in Congress will take up its defense. “Congressional leaders must not waste another taxpayer dollar defending this patently unconstitutional law,” said Solmonese. “The federal government has no business picking and choosing which legal marriages they want to recognize. Instead Congress should take this opportunity to wipe the stain of marriage discrimination from our laws.”

Freedom To Marry

"Freedom to Marry applauds the President and the Attorney General for acknowledging that sexual orientation discrimination has no place in American life and must be presumed unconstitutional, recognizing that discriminatory laws like so-called DOMA must be looked at with skeptical eyes, not rubber stamped. “The Administration today acknowledges that there is no legitimate reason for this discrimination and therefore it cannot be defended under the Constitution. This a momentous step forward toward Freedom to Marry's goal of ending federal marriage discrimination and fully protecting all loving and committed couples.”

People For The American Way

“In the 15 years since DOMA was made law, it has hurt untold numbers of gay and lesbian Americans, depriving them of the rights to enjoy the full benefits of marriage and forcing them to live as second class citizens. The President has chosen to defend the Constitution of the United States over a discriminatory and clearly unconstitutional law. That decision should be commended. A discriminatory law like DOMA has no place in a country grounded in the values of freedom and equality.”

Sen. Kristen Gillibrand

“Sexual orientation discrimination has no place in American law. I commend the Obama administration for upholding this American value today by concluding this statute is unconstitutional. “The fact is that history is moving in a direction that ensures gay and lesbian couples are offered the same basic rights as everyone else – the right to get married, start a family and receive the full benefits that come with it, and be counted the same as everyone else. I look forward to the day when New York and all states accept this basic principle of fairness. “The time for Congress to repeal DOMA is now, and I will work hard to make sure marriage equality becomes a reality for all.”



FOX is rabidly frothy over this whole DOMA news outbreak.

And what better amusement than to watch these cunts, particularly these 2, lose their shit over it.

This gross bigoted fake-ass blond bitch has that other bigoted bitch MopHead Gilamonster crying: Obama  has  "unilaterally declared that gay is like Black...."




Jamie Cakes has submerged himself in this time consuming doozy of a project.

Franco teams up with OUT and critically-acclaimed director Gus Van Sant.  The collaboration, Unfinished, is a 12-hour film hallmarking My Own Private Idaho; Franco has renamed it Endless Idaho.  The exhibit will showcase behind the scene  and deleted footage; location scouting/planning for the 1991 film; interviews with male street walkers; footage of Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix improvising--that may be worth the time right there.

Also included in the 12 hours is a second film, My Own Private River, with nothing but footage/photos of River Phoenix set to a score by Michael Stipe (REM).  That could be cool?!

AND!.... eight works on paper by the director Van Sant.  Hmmm.

Is this something you would see at the Gagosian Gallery in Beverly Hills, February 26 to April 9??



Super sexy stud Ben Cohen offers us this image.

For all the leg and thigh men out there, does this quench the want?

Sing it:  Gonna use my legs.....

Tuesday, February 22, 2011


Our Lucky Luke is the lead in a movie, The Watermen!!!


Our gorgeous guy will play Mike.  We can imagine the break down of the character:  a gorgeous muscular (dark) blond, a perfect "V" upper body... who singes viewers' retinas when gazed upon; a hawtness factor so off the charts, it cannot be registered with modern machines.  Ha!

The film is a horror-suspense-thriller-action film.

Sounds fun.

It has explosions; car chases; machete fights with fire.

We are soooo thrilled for our BeeBoo!!

Luke, count on us to see it..... over and over and over......!!!


Staples Center was under a LOCH down with Ryan in da house.

The Olympian watched the NBA All-Star.  We know he went to Florida for college thus he is a Gator fan for life.  We wonder what pro teams he truly favors??


Ry is sooooo smokin.   Mmmmm mmmph.

Ryan Lochte


Hollywood nights are surreal sometimes in HELL-A.  Sometimes a pinch is needed to know that it is really happening.  On that note,   one never knows when or where a heartthrob will surface.

Scott Speedman outside Crunch.  Seann William Scott IN Crunch.

Jakey Pooh shopping at Whole Foods (Fairfax/SaMo).  And, yes, we're checkin out BOTH of his baskets.  TRUST!!

Or RyRy appears. Is it:   A wish? A divine vision?  A yearning want that magically shows up?'s for realz.

RyRy outside the Vanity Fair Campaign Hollywood 2011:


Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone in Christchurch, New Zealand. A devastating 6.3-magnitude earthquake hit that region. BTW-- it has been Olympian Blake Skjellerup's excellent twitter updates that have been keeping us abreast of the latest news there in NZ. We have a huge readership in NZ and Australia; thus to all friends, you are in our thoughts--know that!! Hugs and love, XOXO
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