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Saturday, December 31, 2011

PLANS FOR NYE??



Do tell!!




Jamie Hanson



Friday, December 30, 2011

VPL X 5



ZAC ATTACK:



OH HENRY!:



NEVER SHAI:



DANE COOKS:



A RY LOAF:





Thursday, December 29, 2011

!HOLA!



Drool




This is what Men's Health showcases on newsstands in Espana!!


ARMED & DANGEROUS


TOP GUNS:




Will Zacky Pooh strong-arm the competition in theaters??


SAY WHAT?






Come June, voters here will have a chance to cast their ballots in the presidential primary. Along with their presidential preferences, they will be asked to decide whether actors in pornographic films should be required to wear condoms.

For several years, the AIDS Healthcare Foundation has been lobbying state, county and city lawmakers to enact legislation that would force adult film performers and makers to use condoms and charge a fee to pay for inspections to make sure that they comply.

Growing frustrated in its efforts, the group moved this summer to get the issue placed on the city ballot.

“All politicians have treated this as a hot potato issue,” said Michael Weinstein, president of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation. “The city punts to the county, the county punts to the state, and the State Legislature has punted. We’ve taken it to the voters as a last resort, and that is testimony to the lack of leadership on the issue.”

Los Angeles County officials have said that it would be too difficult to monitor the pornography industry through the health department and that it is a matter for the State Legislature. But Mr. Weinstein said that the group had not been able to find any state lawmaker willing to introduce the bill.


---The New York Times article: Los Angeles Vote to Decide on Condoms in Sex Films

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

OHHHHHH BROTHER!!




OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW:








As we all know, it is the New Year. Time to take stock and get rid of old baggage. Figure out what is working and what is not.

So out with Nole Cakes and onto the brother... Marko Cakes!!! An upgraded model. Same DNA with a new look. Kinda like GM builds Chevys but they make Cadillacs too.

HA!!

Oh, we kid.

We've been through too much with Nole. We could never do that. Keep telling yourself that, sweetie....

We've held back saying anything about Marko because of his age. Now that the lad is 20-- WE AIN'T HOLDING BACK SHIT!!

He is smokin'!! Fuck yeah!! Humina. Humina. HOT! WOOF! ROWR!! Is that how they are making them in Serbia, now?? We want to put in our order, ASAP!!

We could tell he was going to be some serious EYE CANDY and he definitely did NOT disappoint!

We are absolutely TEAM DJOKOVIC at ALL the tourneys from here on out!!

Can you imagine being the middle and youngest brother to Nole? A Wimbledon win and a US Open win. And, a #1 ranking. That is how high the bar is set. Those are some big shoes to fill. What if one doesn't perform to that caliber. They're looking at years of therapy in the future if they fail. Yikes. No thanks, rather marry into the family.

Who wants to weigh in? Marko, HOT or NOT?



FAKE IT






TayTay responds to that fake People cover via Twitter!!

Sorry for not being gay lol

HA!

Whatevs, BeeBoo.

OH-TAYYYYYY




WEIR VERY QUEERIOUS





Who is the cute stud in Johnny's life??

THE GIFT GIVER






Colin Farrell spent some of his Christmas day passing out presents to children in a Dublin hospital.

No P.R., no press, no "aren't-I'm-great" pre-buzz.

Parents tweeted pictures about his generosity and that is how the rest of the world was alerted.

We have always loved him and this just reconfirms our instincts about people!!!




Monday, December 26, 2011

WHAT IF MADGE WAS ONE OF US?







THE MUSIC MIRACLE takes mass transit!!

MAMMA M is just one of the Celebrities on the Subway.




SAY WHAT?




HA!



SAY WHAT?








Well, I'm smart enough to sleep with men! -- Jack "Just Jack" McFarland

Sunday, December 25, 2011

HOLIDAY WISHES


Some of our favorites wished holiday sentiments!!

Happy Holidays from


Mikey!!!





Ben



An image of upstate New York via ABC's David Muir:



MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011




Hopefully, you found something this hot under your tree today. Oh, the guy is pretty smokin' as well! Giggle.

A warm and wish-filled Merry Christmas to all our readers from around the world.

Without you, our blogs would not be possible.

Our readership is growing!!! We can't wait to see what 2012 brings us!!

We love each of you. Thank you for making us a daily read.

To all our readers: Health, Wealth and Happiness--Always!!

XOXO

The Editors



Friday, December 23, 2011

'TIS THE SEASON







'Tis the season for gift giving.

We guess we have been very good this year!! All those rendezvous lunch appointments for some afternoon delight and weekend carnal sojourns to Malibu with our Sugar Daddies have benefits.

Some little gifts arrived.

The Daddies really listen when we say an Apple a day keeps our difficult moods at bay!! (Or did we say, an Apple a day for our perusing moods on Ebay!) Especially, when that Apple has 3G for our Malibu weekends!!

And, nothing gets us in a better mood than that dark navy box hand-delivered from the Ralph Lauren store in Beverly Hills. Tucked inside-- our daddies know what we love--gift cards with sizable amounts for some major damage. A couple of bespoke suits with several French cuff shirts, cuff links and a handful of new ties for drinks with Daddy at the Grand Havana Room. (Daddy doesn't like us looking like a schlub, neither do we, especially when he wants to show us off!!) Or, maybe we'll outfit the home with a couple of chairs, a new bed, fresh linens and brunch china for when Daddy decides to stay overnight on a Saturday.

Our daddies loves nice things!! And, they are really enjoyable when we have nice things on hand to take care of them.

We still have until the 28th when Hanukkah ends, thus we know we have more coming!!

We ain't cheap and neither are our men!!!

Thanks Dads!!

XOXO

The Editors


TOP GUN










Chad White poses for Toh!


Aviator glasses. Check.

Flight jacket. Check

Chad White as Maverick. Double check.

HOT!! Someone's (Maybe the stylist? Maybe the photographer? Maybe our own and we never knew it!!) bringing a fantasy to realization!!

All we need is the motorcycle. Our arms wrapped around this stud as he clips down the winding road. The wind slices through our hair. A Berlin love song is the soundtrack to our romantic adventure.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

PROMETHEUS TRAILER!!

A Ridley Scott vehicle:





Wednesday, December 21, 2011

HAPPY HOLIDAYS: L.A. STYLE




O CUM ALL YE TO THE GAYBORHOOD:







This weekend, we will definitely be taking a field trip to Beverly Center where the Hunky Santas reside.

We'll be sitting and squirming on Hunky Santa's lap (trying to find that sweet spot on his yuletide log) with a very long list and whispering in his ear about how good we've been this year and how bad we can be at night!!

Model James Ellis has been a Hunky Santa in the past (2009).



Tuesday, December 20, 2011

HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!



It's sundown!!

May each night bring you gifts of health, peace and joy.





BAM!: A VISUAL CANNON-BALL



GET THE SKINNY:


SKINNY DIP:



Hell to the OHHHHHHHHH!!!! Specifically, the third from left!!!!!

These gorgeous blokes are part of the British Olympic 2012 swim team.

Meet: Roberto Pavoni, Ross Davenport, Liam Tancock, Simon Burnett, Michael Jamieson and James Goddard.

As we sit entranced.... Phelps who????



Monday, December 19, 2011

21 YEARS






Lawrence King's killer is sentenced to 21 years in prison.

No caps for scums, they aren't worth the time...brandon mcinerney left the courtroom shackled and handcuffed after the sentencing.



....mcinerney, who was 14 when he pulled a gun out of his backpack and shot King two times at point-blank range, will be kept behind bars until he is 39 under the terms of the deal struck by Ventura County prosecutors.

In an unusual arrangement, the 17-year-old pleaded guilty to the charges after the judge declared a mistrial in his first trial. In return, prosecutors agreed not to go forward with a second trial, which could have resulted in a life sentence.

PROMETHEUS PROMO







MANHUNT MOBILES TO TIMES SQUARE



In your fucking faces, you homophobic breeders!!! And, you cunt blogger.



COUPLING?!







Is Marc getting some of this??

HOT!!!!!!!!!

Harry Louis after the





Friday, December 16, 2011

SAY WHAT?





Christopher Hitchens


via buzzfeed

SAY WHAT?



HA!!




Christopher Hitchens

via buzzfeed

Thursday, December 15, 2011

SCRIBE CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS PERISHES







Vanity Fair Contributing Editor Christopher Hitches dies at the age of 62.


Christopher Hitchens, the controversial writer and cable TV pundit who took aim at such targets as Bill Clinton, Mother Teresa and organized religion, died Thursday of pneumonia after a long battle with esophageal cancer.

EIC Graydon Carter quips: "There will never be another like Christopher......A man of ferocious intellect, who was as vibrant on the page as he was at the bar. Those who read him felt they knew him, and those who knew him were profoundly fortunate souls."

He was a man of insatiable appetites—for cigarettes, for scotch, for company, for great writing, and, above all, for conversation. That he had an output to equal what he took in was the miracle in the man. You’d be hard-pressed to find a writer who could match the volume of exquisitely crafted columns, essays, articles, and books he produced over the past four decades.

ALIEN PREQUEL!!!!






Along with the attractive Michael Fassbender.....

mega-hot stud Patrick Wilson has inked a role!!!

And,

gorgeous Guy Pearce has a part in the sci-fi thriller!!!


IN THE SACK

HUFF, PUFF AND BLOW:







And , do we want to BLOW (and, we know who!!!)!!!

Huffington Post Supreme Court Correspondent HOTTIE Mike Sacks stops by The Dylan Ratigan Show.

The subject was corporate personhood. Who could concentrate?? All we focused on was Mike's GORGEOUSNESS!!!!!!!!!!



Wednesday, December 14, 2011

EX-ZAC-TLY!!



SNAP!




Zacky

MARRY ME #21




Marry me, ASAP!!

Forget the other 20, Gabby is THE ONE and ONLY!!!

HOT!

HOT!

HOT!

And, FUCKING HOT!









Gabriel Lenfant
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