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Saturday, December 19, 2009

FISH FOR KYLE



One Life To Live is promising   "first gay male sex scene shown on screen in daytime." 

We'll hold ya to that Ron Carlivati, head writer.

And nothing lame or hokey!!




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TRITE AND TIRED




DON'T PHONE HOME:



Steven Spielberg wants to do another war film, Warhorse  **Roll eyes so far back, they stick**  Adapted from the World War I novel by Michael Morpurgo.

Oh but this one is different **files nails**  The one line pitch:  "the relationship between a boy and his horse in the backdrop of the war."  OF COURSE.... it has an animal in it or something cutesy (think ET) and a little boy.  Always trying to rewrite the fairy tale, huh Stevie??

You're the fucking reason our favorite movie,  A Thin Red Line with Jimmy Caviezel,  lost Best Picture to you because of your **yawn** epic, Saving Private Ryan. You fucking saved Ryan and he didn't even do anything great, like discover a vaccine or stop global warming.    We wanted to kill Ryan by the end of the fucking movie!!

But back to Thin Red Line:  That was when Jimmy was smoking hot.  Then, he did that Christ film for that homophobe, self-absorbed CUNT of a director and Jimmy professed he was married and  how Christian he was.  COCK KILL.  We have no interest in straight Christians. Barf.

And we have no interest in this soon to be flop.







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SEPARATED AND SEARCHING FOR EACH OTHER...NOT!!


WRONG EDITION:

How can you mistake Justin Long for Zach Braff?

Well a stupid snatch, prolly drunk,  did at NYC's Slipper Room.

Quips Long:  


"I was smoking at a club one night, and this girl walked up to me and said, 'I can't believe you're smoking after playing someone in a hospital all this time!' I couldn't for the life of me figure out who she thought I was.

"[Then] she leaned over and said, 'I think your best work was in Garden State. Zach Braff? Really?"

Even though they aren't  quite TayTay or Zacky Pooh, how can you confuse these two?  Justin is kind of cute to us, we will admit.  Oh god did we just say that... wait, don't U log off on us!!

You know what confuses us?

Snatch--  NOW that's what looks the same!! Ick. 











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RY TOAST





As we noted earlier, every one is compiling their year- end list of all the best and worst.

RyRy made Entertainment Weekly's Top 10 Entertainers for this year, christening  him The Total Package.

We can pop the bubbly on that one for sure!!  Bottoms up Ry ;)


PACKAGED GOODS:






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AS GOODE AS IT GETS



FORD HYBRID:


How adorable is Matthew Goode,  of Tom Ford's A Single Man.

GQ features the thespian for an editorial The Ten Best New Looks of the Season.

We'll take all of his looks...... oh and the clothes too!!


BETTER BE GOODE TO ME:














All images Peggy Sirota



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AULD GAY SYNE




SILVER BALLS:


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We were going to title this 2 FAGS AND A HAG, but one person just won't COOPERate and come OUT.

New York City will be a glitterfest with Andy Cooper and Kathy Griffin sitting high atop Times Square hosting New Years Eve for CNN.  

To join the festivities is BASS FAT ASS.  The fag that made all his money in a boy band and pretended to be straight, then when he earned millions and the band dissipated that is when he came out.  You come OUT when all those teen twats are creaming for you--just to be a bitch... That's when you  find the hottest guy in the audience, bring him to the stage and LIP LOCK!!  You did it all wrong FAT ASS.

No telling what will come out of Kathy's mouth and into FAT ASS's.




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JAVA JOLT








Now this is MORNING NEWS to sink your teeth into, we likey....

HEADLINES:

Rugby legend Gareth Thomas comes OUT; he is gay:

UK's The Daily Cunt reports:

When I was 16 or 17 I knew I was gay, but knowing and accepting are two very different things.
'I could never accept it because I knew I would never be accepted as a gay man and still achieve what I wanted to achieve in the game.
'I would play along with the other lads. I had all the chit-chat. I knew which girls to flirt with, which girls to say were nice, which ones to say weren't.
'I'd make up stories about sexual conquests to fit in.
'I became a master of disguise and could play the straight man down to a tee, sometimes over-compensating by getting into fights or being overly aggressive because I didn't want the real me to be found out.
'So I created this alter ego, knowing full well that I was living in my little fantasy bubble, my shell.



StrH8ts never have to feel as teens to hide their breederness-- why should we hide we're gay?

I hope he comes OUT in flames!!  Burns all the snatch he has/does/will know. 

THE ILLUSION:  We're still striving for that day when we want to come out and not be fearful and accepted.  NOT!!   Who wants to be accepted by breeders, we don't.   Now a hot man with a big dick, yes!!

Fuck what H8tersexuals think.  Just fucking come OUT.  

I'm gay. Deal with it.

Then move to the gayborhood.  Live Your Life Be Free.

Okay enough of that Prada-designed soapbox.

Page 2.......



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LIGHTER STEP




GURRRL PLEAZ, WHAT TOOK SO LONG?



The AP reports:   Court records show LeAnn Rimes' husband Deane Sheremet has officially filed for divorce.

The couple announced a divorce was in the works in September, but no paperwork had been filed. Court records show Sheremet filed in Los Angeles on Thursday.







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Friday, December 18, 2009

HONORABLE MITCHAM



FACE TIME:



We can never get enough of this OUT hottie.

Olympic gold winner Matthew Mitcham









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THE OTHER VADGESTY



CARRIE'S BAD FLAWS:


Responsible for all of the self-absorbed trouts everywhere:

Can ya cover that thing up, this is a family blog!!


A skank in the city



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80S AT NOON

Another great Friday song





The Romantics-- What I Like About You



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ERA OF MY WAY


ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT HOW YOU CAN DRESS FOR YOUR COUNTRY:


We are very late in posting this...

The New York Times gave a great fashion editorial "Dressing for Success, Again,"on the resurgence of the Camelot- era style of dressing.

With the popularity of Mad Men, today's generation of men in their twenties wants that Madison Avenue look circa 1963.


And the favored designer in this shoot for that preppy, conservative '60s look?

Polo Ralph Lauren, now who would have thunk!! Duh.













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A GO-GO GOES SCI-FI



WORLDS AWAY:



Jane Wiedlin gives us a tour of her Blade Runner-like loft:








via boyculture



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OFFENSIVE OR NOT?

We'll let U call it.

Leave comments below.
















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Thursday, December 17, 2009

CRUNCH TIME



SPOT ME:

What a smart lad.

In case the acting thang doesn't work, TayTay is a certified trainer.  Work.

We doubt you will need Plan B Tay, since you just inked that deal with  Paramount.





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SEPARATED AND SEARCHING FOR EACH OTHER


All- around bon vivant and dandy Patrick McDonald of Launch My Line, left

Movie siren Ann Blyth (The Twilight Zone:  Queen Of The Nile), right.







Ann Blyth at her best, skip to 3:30:











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CHUB CLUB




FULL OF SHIT:






THE COUCH JUMPER:

He jumps on the couch of some fat bitch's talker to profess he loves slit. What "straight" guy does that?   And those stupid winch cows with deer eyes in the audience just cheer, laugh, cry and smile.  Vomit.   So gullible. 




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FAMILY BUSINESS

Another sibling cutie to obsess over... This is Dave Franco, Jamie's little brother. Does hotness run in the Franco family or what? TARDY TO THE PARTY: Is it too late to jump on the Scrubs bandwagon? If you enjoyed this post, other posts and enjoy reading LA*SURFPUNK HOLLYWOOD--Please take a moment to make a donation to keep this blog alive!!! You can click the donate button at the top right of the page. We thank you!! Read more of my blog by clicking the title or subject listings on the right. Email friends of my postings with the EMAIL icon at the bottom of each post. And as always, feel free to comment.

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DRAMATIC ACTRESS


The National Enquirer NEEDS their own cable channel.  We would so jump ship and bail on Andy Cooper and Billy  Hemmer!!

NE  got it right about that bastard Edward.

They called it out on Glamberace and Gayken.



After falling into a deep depression,  Angelina Jolie  attempted suicide!

And now 
Brad Pitt has sprung into action to make sure the mother of his children doesn't try taking her life again, sources tell The ENQUIRER.






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BEAR POND 2.0


PART DEUX:


Model Robby Fiore

All images Bruce Weber









What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That's what little boys are made of !"










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GREAT SCOTT


Smokin hot images of Scott Herman.

A couple of more at ParisianBoys.





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I WANT CONDE



Conde Nast accountants to Si:  WHAT YOU SPEND, YOU'LL GET BACK:


GOURMET:

This year's holiday gift from Conde Nast to staffers:

a $15 gift card to the Conde Nast Cafeteria at 4 Times Square.






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WE'RE BEING NAUGHTY


FLASH FORWARD:

We now have a flashlight that we are shining to the dark spot where the skin meets that underwear fabric.....

Story developing











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ANARCHY RULES





NO FEELINGS:




In the  late 1970's, early '80's, the punk bands coming out of the UK and SouthernCal always chanted about one of the punk mantras:  eschew capitalism.

And it seems The Sex Pistols leadvox Johnny Rotten is  still keeping that thinking close to his heart, even at his age.

He spouts this about fellow UKers Coldplay and Radiohead:   "Coldplay and Radiohead bug the hell out of me because it's so soulless. It just seems pointless. It's nice, but it's tosh (rubbish). They don't care about you. They care about lining their coffers (money). There's nothing about heart and soul."





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HOLIDAY PRESENT


Shit!!! we want this for a present.

Model Lee Kholafai.

He's practically unwrapped, we'll finish the rest.

That between- the- legs shot is driving us insane!!





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MATTHEW MITCHAM TOP 25



WATER BABY:






It's that time of year where everyone is compiling their list of best/worse for 2009 and the lists will be extra long considering everyone has to do their best/worst decade compilation.

The website SameSame names Matthew Mitcham in their top 25 Influential Gay and Lesbian Australians:

There is a video, if doesn't play, click on the link above.







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SEAN FARIS COVERS MEN'S HEALTH


MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL

WHO IS THE FARIS OF THEM ALL:
















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