ELLE OF A GUY

BECKS covers the UK edition of ELLE.

The fash mag claims this is the first time a man has been featured on their cover. Huh?

Excellent choice for the first!!

David Beckham

RUB-A-DUB-DUB

WHAT A BUMMER!:

Where does one apply to get this job???

BECKS

HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR

BECKS

PACKAGED GOODS

BECKS teams up with H&M for a men's furnishings line.

Expect to pay an average of $15 for briefs.

Child, go to Kmart (yes, support your local Kmart!! And yes, we actually buy all kinds of stuff from ours across from The Grove!!) buy a 3-pack of Fruit of the Looms. It matters what is IN the goods not what is COVERING UP the goods!!

Late at night, it isn't the underwear we are sucking!!!

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh

Child, please.

SUIT UP

BECKS trades his shorts and soccer cleats for a superb, deftly-cut suit for his appearance on Good Morning America.

The soccer dad, 35, chatted up about the upcoming MLS All-Star Game.

UP LATE WITH BECKS

BECKS does late-night talker Craig Ferguson:

THE TRUCK STOPS HERE

BUFFED BECKS:

Readers know we love trucker hats and we go insane when hot guys are wearing them.

Check out BECKS below in the 'Bu.

BONUS SHOT:

@@ Check out that bulge!! Yumm. @@

BECKS GETS CHEEKY

And we like it!!

David Beckham

DAPPER DAVE

BECKS surfaced with son Brooklyn in London for the Sun Military Awards.

Did the gay fairies explode with orgasmic glitter all over BECKS when he arrived?

No, we think that is lint and it shows up when the flash of the camera is used....

WHAT COMES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BECKHAM'S?

MANTY DRAWER:

We hear chatter that after BECKS' Emporio Armani undie contract is up, he will be designing his own.

He'll get more sales if he continues to be the model for his own brand, we thinks!

WHAT A BUMMER!!

MANTY RAID:

We all benefited whilst BECK changed his shorts at yesterday's game!!

Beck's big beautiful bountiful bulbous bulge! 

Drool

Images via queertwocents

HERE'S THE KICKER

PERFECT AIM:

We catch more than a ball with this image....

A beautiful bulge shot of BECKS!!

Bigger is BETTER!!!

image via worldofwonder

BAITING BECKS

Oh no he d'nt....

Some very foolish fan riled BECKS, screaming "prostitutes."

BECKS did the fastest U-turn and confronted the idiot.  BECKS was ready to give a beat down.

Just ignore them, BeeBoo.   And let them hit you first---that way they can't sue you or press charges....

A KICK OUT OF LIFE

YAY!  The chap is back and looking great.

It took six months for BECKS' Achilles' tendon to heal but he was back in full force on the soccer field against DC United.

We love the image, below 

Emmm mmmph!!  That shade of blue on him-- HOT!!!  

Gluteus Maximus we love thus:

And super cutie Landy Cakes behind him!

Landon Donovan

KEEP ON TRUCKIN

At LA*SURFPUNK, we are huge fans of trucker hats.  They aren't a passing fad in this city.

In HELL-A,  cute rocker bois sport theirs up and down Melrose.

We have a ton of them (especially from Chip and Pepper, thanks guys and Madeline).

We wear them to the beach.  Working out.  For margaritas at Fiesta.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, but trucker hats are huge part in any wardrobe.

With that said,  we were over the moon to see BECKS in one.

We love hot guys in trucker hats.  One will always score extra points on our "checklist" when donning a cute one.

We're digging that mega-hot dick bump too!!!

AGE VS. BECKHAM

David Beckham is 35.

And both England and AC Milan are ageist and won't take the footballer, citing that he is too old.

Scathes the England soccer coach Fabio Capello:    "We will all remember some of those great free kicks, some of those great moments that he's been responsible for. I'm sure lots of people will be sad that he's not going to be playing for England again."

They're just haters BECK.

Everyone should be striving to look that hot and in shape like you Baby Cakes!!

Stay here in El Laid-- where you are LOVED!!!  Especially by us!!

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RAKISH FOR RAFA

DIPPITY 'DO DAD:

A super stylish BECKS surfaced at Wimbledon with little Brooklyn for the Rafael Nadal vs. Andy Murray match. 

Thankfully that alien pouty puss was no where around, hopefully it was in a different time zone.....

He should just remain single....

We love the hair, stud.  Keep that style!!

FREAK OUT

DON'T FUCK WITH BECKS!:

Man flips on BECKS.  He's arrested after that:

David Beckham

BECKS' BROOD

BEND IT LIKE THE BRITS:

At a reception in Johannesberg, South Africa, The Princes and BECKS are promoting England's bid to host the 2018 World Cup.

“I think we are seeing a great World Cup in South Africa and I think England could do an equally good job......The Olympics will leave us with a good infrastructure. At the end of the day from my experience and the friends I have met there’s no better place in Europe to host the football," quips Prince William.

BASKETBALL DIARIES

Zacky Pooh takes in a LAkers game with Ryan Rottman front row.

Zac Efron

BECKS is court side too cheering for the LA team:

David Beckham