TIME AIN'T KIND

SCARY MARY:

Matty Cakes went from smokin' to trollin' in just a matter of years!!

L@@K how ghastly the once-hot stud appears.

Oh, we kid.

We know it is for a role.

Day-um.  Matty Cakes went to the Chrissy Bale School of Acting (The Machinist).

We know Matty will bounce back to his fine self in no time.

He must!! He's got Magic Mike 2 to film.

CHAN-TAY, YOU STAY

Channy

Matty Cakes

Joey

Matty Bomer

providing all kind of eye candy for this special Entertainment Weekly cover:

WHERE THERE IS SMOKE.....

STONE AGE:

Matty Cakes and Woody Harrelson are starring in a cable series together, True Detectives.

FACE MATT

Matty Cakes!!

ROLL OUT THE MATT

Matty Cakes covers April's Men's Fitness.

MM is 41!!  Inside the mag, he gives readers a little exercise primer on how he does it.

So effen HOT!!

Matthew McConaughey

MALIBU OR TRANCOSO

I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE CALIFORNIA BOIS:

It doesn't matter which beach it is in the world, Matty Cakes is right at home.

MM & Co. took a playcation for the holidays to Brazil.

GLORY DAZE

ON SET:

Who knew Matty Cakes still punched a clock? We thought he spent his days shirtless and surfing in the 'Bu. We guess that mortgage doesn't take care of itself!

We wish it was 1996 again. We bet he does too. His heydays in Hollywood.

Here's our BB filming his latest, The Lincoln Lawyer.

We're in the mood for some bongo drums and 1-on-1 time with Matty sans clothes.








STRIKE A POSE:

That classic Matty Cakes' stance.




Matthew McConaughey

PATRIOT GAMES

Matthew McConaughey

Long time no see!!!  Where have you been, Big Daddy??  

Matty Cakes is outside his abode decorating for the 4th.  Lucky little Levi.  Having a daddy this hot.

AND! for once, he KEEPS his shirt on!!

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MATTY'S MILITIA

Matty Cakes is developing a comedy for F/X.

The blond babe has the idea of two brothers that live in a Malibu compound.

One an earthy survivalist, the other a free-loving cult leader.

Mix in multiple love interests and machine guns and you have something tentatively titled Kick Ass Militia.

Umm, LA*SURFPUNK Studio would pass on this D  saster.....

GOOD AT ONE THING

HOT COCK TO TROT:

Matty Cakes is awfully good at showing bulge.

This isn't the first time his stuffing's been displayed.

GO WILD:

What ya wanna see?

What do you want to show me.....

Matthew McConaughey

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MATTY CAKES

We likey....

Can you guess why?

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

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MALIBU MORSEL

Matty Cakes looking MANlicious in Malibu this weekend for a chili cook off.

We love track jackets and this one is to die for that Matty Cakes is donning-- we are so diggin it!! Having a closet full of fetching track jackets are a fashion requirement in LA, with its cool evenings.  They're perfect with a plain white V-neck tee and some low-rise  Chip and Pepper jeans.

He puts the SUPER in HOT!!

Matthew McConaughey

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HANG TEN

THAT WAS NARLY, DUDE:

We haven't seen Matty Cakes, hide nor hair, for most of the summer.

Here's Matty doing what he does best--bonding with nature!!

At least, we know he's getting a saltwater bath... we'd still go down on that, no matter!!

PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY:

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MATTY CAKES IS A STINKY CAKES

It's really no secret that Matty is one of those wholesome, earthy gents.

The matinee idol reveals to that repulsive clit demographic supermarket rag People (ain't no link lovin here for that snatchtrashazine) why he sans deodorant, he doesn't "like to smell like someone or something else."

He adds: "If my smell starts to bother someone, I'll take a shower."

He might find some action on Craigslist because there are a lot of those M4M ads that like their menzes all unshowered , rank, ripe and set out in the sun for a few days.

Personally, we like CLEAN! CLEAN! CLEAN! .... like the scent of green apples/blueberry/pomegranate orange citrus lemon peel/ vanilla beans/you get the point for our MENZES.

But to each his own.

MATTY MUSK SKANK!!!

MATTY MUSK SKANK!!!

MATTY MUSK SKANK!!!

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MATTY CAKES CAN SQUAT OVER US LIKE THIS AND RIDE OUR COCK!! DISCUSS.

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MATTY CAKES WITH BABY... WHERE'S BJ??

How do WE get some 1-on-1 time on Daddy's lap??




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MATTY CAKES COVERS TEXAS MONTHLY

The best he's looked in years!!

The teaser promises a good read:  "With an $8 million-per-film payday....a baby boy named Levi, and throngs of adoring fans, Matthew McConaughey is ready to take on his biggest challenge yet: how to build a better flip-flop.

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YUMM--MATTY CAKES

Matty Cakes is doing what he does best--

giving us an eyeful of frontage.

Yumm--break us off some!!

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BULGE WATCH: MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

Matty Cakes in Malibu over the weekend, August 16th.

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SELLING OUT THE KIDDOS FOR $3M

As I posted earlier, Matty Cakes made a cool $3 million for selling out the little "bro" to the highest bidder.

This is what $3 million looks like.......

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