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Friday, December 31, 2010

HAPPY 2011




To all our readers, we wish you a very happy, healthy and prosperous New Year!

Stay safe tonight!!!

THE STING



Our surf stud Eric Balfour was stung by a sting ray.

We offer our "services" BeeBoo:  making hot soup, prepping cool foot baths, attending to areas that need attention......

GOOFY GOSLING

RyRy sings what is off the top of his head, My Little Pony:


JUST A FOX



Any blogger will tell you, we go to all ends of the internet to waste time to avoid writing a post to research for a story.

Such is the case with this post.

We've stumbled on this model site: Fox Fashion Agency.   We think it is Serbian-based.

We recommend taking some time  and perusing the male model section of the site.  HAWT!!

May we suggest starting off with two of our immediate favorites:



Tarik K, below:















Bosko H, below:




HIGH FIVE FOR TWENTY-FIVE

Here's a 25-minute interview with sexy scribe Dan Savage.

The columnist opines on religion, sex and bullying with a Chicago TV station:



Thursday, December 30, 2010

VERY OPINIONATED



Since when has The Los Angeles Times had two great editorials dealing with gay context in the same week??

Usually one uses this section to line the bird cage.  We're going to have to change our tune...

First,  there was writer Jonah Goldberg's column about the homosexual bourgeoisie.

Now, from this morning's editorial:  Enough agonizing, Mr. President. Support marriage equality.


We can't peer into President Obama's soul, but his statement last week that he is "struggling" with whether to endorse same-sex marriage is open to an unedifying interpretation. Given the president's support of gay rights in other contexts, his opposition to marriage equality raises the question of whether the struggle Obama referred to is between politics and principle. If so, we hope principle will prevail. [snip] When he ran for the presidency in 2008, it was the conventional wisdom that supporting gay marriage would be politically fatal. With shifts in public attitudes, that probably will not be the case in 2012. According to the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life, 42% of adults now favor same-sex marriage, compared to 37% in 2009. The trend seems clear. We'd prefer to think that such considerations wouldn't be uppermost in Obama's mind. What should determine his position is logic and the fact that same-sex couples across America, not just those in his circle, yearn for recognition of their relationships. Enough agonizing, Mr. President. Support marriage equality.

SAY WHAT?

WORK!!!

Once AGAIN!!!.....Dan Savage tells it like it is!!

"GOProud isn't a pro-gay rights organization, they're an organization of gay quislings and useful idiots that help to window-dress the Republican party which is really still rabidly anti-gay to it's core. It's a little window dressing, a little gay window dressing, that allows them to appeal to moderates perhaps and independents as being less bigoted than the Republican party actually is."



Wednesday, December 29, 2010

WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND....?




SYNNAMON STICK:
















For all you junior photographers out there, think of this as a great lesson on a winning photo  spread, ahem.

Sure fire formula:  Smokin model + black and white +  bed sheets + bed =  HAWTNESS!!

Lenser Thomas Synnamon delivers another stunning project with mouth-watering morsel Matt Maggiacomo!!

Hard yet?

We are............



THE MONEY SHOT




Brett Favre is fined $50,000 for sending photos of his privates to a New York Jets employee.

The monetary fine is not even a dent in his yearly salary.

What a waste of a good effort on his part:  sending pics to a cunt, much less an unappreciative one.

Brett, the next time you want to send pics...... send them to a much more admiring, appreciative bunch:  us!!  

We'll EVEN give ya a checklist of what we want to see, too!!!!

Chest

Arms raised, showing pits

Bush

Legs raised

Legs spread

Ass in the air, on stomach

Hands lifting ankles

Hole

And...............

SAY WHAT?




A NEW STRAIN:

There is a new strain of gays taking over the nation:  The HoBos.  HoBo = Homosexual Bourgeosie.  This strain rejects the (campy, iconic) gay uniqueness for an integrated heteronormative lifestyle.



Two decades ago, the gay left wanted to smash the bourgeois prisons of monogamy, capitalistic enterprise and patriotic values and bask in the warm sun of bohemian "free love." And avant-garde values. In this, they were simply picking up the torch from the straight left of the 1960s and 1970s, who had sought to throw off the sexual hang-ups of their parents' generation along with their gray flannel suits. [snip]

Of course, the lunacy of the bohemian free love shtick should have been obvious from the get-go. When Michael Lerner, a member of the anti- Vietnam War "Seattle Seven," did marry, in 1971, the couple exchanged rings made from the fuselage of a U.S. aircraft downed over Vietnam and cut into a cake inscribed in icing with a Weatherman catchphrase, "Smash Monogamy." The gay experiment with open bohemianism was arguably shorter. Of course, AIDS played an obvious and tragic role in focusing attention on the downside of promiscuity. But even so, the sweeping embrace of bourgeois lifestyles by the gay community has been stunning. [snip]

Many of my conservative friends often act as if there's some grand alternative to both the bohemian or the bourgeois lifestyles. But there isn't. And given that open homosexuality is simply a fact of life, the rise of the HoBos — the homosexual bourgeoisie — strikes me as good news.



NEIL & DAVID & HARPER & GIDEON


THE RISE OF THE HOBOS:




Awwww....

Are Neil Patrick and David epitomizing the HoBo lifestyle?


GOING GAGA FOR 2010






Scribe Michael Musto offers his review of the year for Village Voice.

Musto transforms himself into some of this year's iconic figures, like Justin Bieber.

BALLS & BIGGER BALLS





Nice full boxes at a Kyle King manty shoot!


Tuesday, December 28, 2010

AN ACT OF CONGRESS




Dimmy....Why you do this to me, Dimmy?......

We loooooooove The Exorcist!!



The Library of Congress has announced  25 movies inducted into its Film Registry for 2010:

Did one of your favorites make the cut?



"Airplane!" (1980)
"All the President's Men" (1976)
"The Bargain" (1914)
"Cry of Jazz" (1959)
"Electronic Labyrinth: THX 1138 4EB" (1967)
"The Empire Strikes Back" (1980)
"The Exorcist" (1973)
"The Front Page" (1931)
"Grey Gardens" (1976)
"I Am Joaquin" (1969)
"It's a Gift" (1934)
"Let There Be Light" (1946)
"Lonesome" (1928)
"Make Way for Tomorrow" (1937)
"Malcolm X" (1992)
"McCabe and Mrs. Miller" (1971)
"Newark Athlete" (1891)
"Our Lady of the Sphere" (1969)
"The Pink Panther" (1964)
"Preservation of the Sign Language" (1913)
"Saturday Night Fever" (1977)
"Study of a River" (1996)
"Tarantella" (1940)
"A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" (1945)
"A Trip Down Market Street" (1906)

INDIFFERENCE --TEXAS STYLE



Austin:  two gay men were attacked and kicked.  The victims are labeling it a hate crime.

Austin Police are like:  if we catch them, we catch them.....we'll file the report.






FILE UNDER: KEWL!

We all know the East was hit with a massive snowstorm.

Watch it in time lapse, approx. 20 hours condensed into 40 seconds.

Monday, December 27, 2010

DAMN!!! DADDY, DADDY

TIM MCGRAW SINGER AND ACTOR COUNTRY STRONG, LOS ANGELES SPECIAL SCREENING BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA 14 December 2010 LBM49642 Photo via Newscom

TIM MCGRAW SINGER AND ACTOR COUNTRY STRONG, LOS ANGELES SPECIAL SCREENING BEVERLY HILLS, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA 14 December 2010 LBM49648 Photo via Newscom


Damn, Daddy is looking HAWT!!  We're loving his gray sideburns!!!

For a screening of Country Strong, Tim McGraw surfaced at The Motion Picture Arts & Sciences in BevHills

RYRY HAS POWERS

A quick trailer of RyRy's (Kwanten) Griff the Invisible:



FAMILY AFFAIR



THE FRANCO FAMILY:



Jamie Cakes has his NaNa deliver a message.

We catch a glimpse of Dave too!!

We wanna be part of the Franco fold......

And that would be possible via marriage.....hint, hint, Jamie ;)



OUCH!



Poor HUGE! Jackman.

He takes one down under... in the cojones.

A la Johnny Knoxville.



SAY WHAT?



TAKING A LEAD:

There’s still a tremendous amount of homophobia in our culture. It’s regrettable, it’s stupid, it’s heartless, and it’s immoral, but there it is. For an actor to be working is a kind of miracle, because most actors aren’t, so it’s just silly for a working actor to say, 'Oh, I don’t care if anybody knows I’m gay' — especially if you’re a leading man. Personally, I wouldn’t advise a gay leading man–type actor to come out. Despite all the wonderful advances that have been made, it’s still dangerous for an actor to talk about that in our extremely misguided culture. Look at what happened in California with Proposition 8. Please, don’t pretend that we’re suddenly all wonderfully, blissfully accepted,"  vents Richard Thornbirds Chamberlain to The Advocate.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

THE WISHING WELL


ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS:



Well Santa didn't deliver our ultimate holiday gift:  Luke Guldan asking for our hand in marriage.  Maybe next year.....

But....

Our gorgeous lucky Luke did give a warm Holiday shout out to all his readers on his blog:

Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and a Great New Year!


Gorgeous,  beautiful, considerate, attractive,  thoughtful, gorgeous,  handsome, stunning, jaw-dropping, gorgeous, fascinating,  captivating,  engaging....  did we mention gorgeous......

Luke Guldan is our ultimate man!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2010


Hopefully, you found something this hot under your tree today.

A warm and wishful Merry Christmas to all our readers from around the world.

Without you, our blogs would not be possible.

Our readership has grown ten-fold this year, we can't wait to see what 2011 brings us!!

We love each of you. Thank you for making us a daily read.

We leave you with a visual treat, below:

Think of it as eye candy.... cane.

XOXO








Friday, December 24, 2010

THE BUZZ




For his new movie role, Zacky Pooh sheds his wispy brunette locks.

The actor debuts a cropped, short buzz cut for The Lucky One.

Guess what our little mister is playing?  That's right, a marine.

IT'S "INEVITABLE"



WE DO:

Just seconds after President Obama signed the repeal of DADT into law, the pro-gay activists are nipping at his heels about same-sex marriage happening nationwide.

Joe Biden opined on  ABC's Good Morning America and NBC's  the Today Show that gay marriage in the future is inevitable!!


I think the country’s evolving,” he said. “And I think you’re going to see, you know, the next effort is probably going to be to deal with so called DOMA [Defence of Marriage Act].” DOMA prohibits federal government from recognising gay marriage, meaning that even if states allow the practice, gay couples still cannot access federal benefits. Mr Biden added that attitudes had changed to openly gay soldiers and that consensus was beginning to turn in favour of gay marriage. He said that gay troops were now “widely accepted” and “the same thing is happening now in regard to the issue of marriage.”



Via Good Morning America:


DUMBASS DOES ASK, BARNEY FRANK DOES TELL

There are sooooooo many reasons to love Rep. Barney Frank.

But the main reason is how quick Frank is to retort on ignorant questions asked by dumbasses.

Frank has shown his speedy resourcefulness time and time and time and time and time again.

We love you Uncle Barney!!!

Oh snap!!

Pop these dumb bitches in the face!!





Wednesday, December 22, 2010

ACQUA DI CHAD


Mmmmmmm mmmmph!



Chad White

Spread, baby, spread!

BRILLIANT BRET




BEVERLY HILLS, CA - NOVEMBER 18: Author Bret Easton Ellis attends the 'Band of Outsiders' dinner party hosted by Dewars at the Band of Outsiders Loft on November 18, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images for Dewars)


Regular readers know that we are huge fans of Bret Easton Ellis.  American Psycho--brilliant.

We hear chatter that Bret has a screenplay, Bait, that may become a movie.

One line pitch:  A disturbed woman holds a group of American students hostage in shark-infested waters.

Hmmmmm........







CHILD, YOU CRAZY

EVOLUTION


WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 22: U.S. President Barack Obama smiles after signing legislation repealing military policy law while Eric Alva (L), formerU.S. Marine Staff Sgt. stands nearby during a ceremony December 22, 2010 in Washington, DC. President Obama signed into law a bill repealing the don't ask, don't tell law against gays serving openly in the military. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)


Okay, President Obama is down with gays in the military, HOWEVER he is trying to evolve his feelings and understanding and move his position on same-sex marriage to a positive and forward direction.

Chats the President with The Advocate's Kerry Eleveld:


OBAMA: I'm not going to make more news today. The sentiment I expressed then is still where I am—which is, like a lot of people, I'm wrestling with this. My attitudes are evolving on this. I have always firmly believed in having a robust civil union that provides the rights and benefits under the law that marriage does. I've wrestled with the fact that marriage traditionally has had a different connotation. But I also have a lot of very close friends who are married gay or lesbian couples.

OBAMA: And squaring that circle is something that I have not done yet, but I'm continually asking myself this question and I do think that—I will make this observation, that I notice there is a big generational difference. When you talk to people who are in their 20s, they don't understand what the holdup is on this, regardless of their own sexual orientation. And obviously when you talk to older folks, then there’s greater resistance. And so this is an issue that I'm still wrestling with, others are still wrestling with. What I know is that at minimum, a baseline is that there has to be a strong, robust civil union available to all gay and lesbian couples.


Let's give him some time, he'll come around.....

THIS IS FOR REALZ!!

It's not a dream, this is the real deal!!

At 9:35 am, President Obama signed the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

A historic day.

Lt. Dan Choi and Lt. Col. Victor Fehrenbach were able to attend the signing along with 500 other well-noted individuals.




U.S. President Barack Obama, surrounded by lawmakers and bill supporters, signs into law the Don't Ask, Don't Tell Repeal Act of 2010, which will allow openly gay, lesbian, or bisexual soldiers to serve in the military, in a signing ceremony at the Department of the Interior in Washington on December 22, 2010. The repeal will take at least 60 days to go into effect, and has the backing of most of the military, including Defense Secretary Robert Gates. UPI/Jim Lo Scalzo/Pool Photo via Newscom

OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN,....



A crowd forms very early outside the Department of  Interior.

These witnesses are hoping to snag a prime seat to watch President Obama sign the DADT repeal.

The President will be signing the repeal at 9:15 am Eastern time.

Most major stations are carrying the event, like CNN or MSNBC.




Tuesday, December 21, 2010

FULL TIME GIG



The brass at MSNBC know how to sex up our daytime and increase viewership.

Stud anchor Thomas Roberts has secured a full time (daytime)  position at the cabler's news  desk.

Now if we can just get ABC's Matt Gutman an anchor spot---our days and nights would be complete..

Billy Hemmer in the morning, Tommy Roberts during the day,  Andy Cooper at night--- that's a full programming schedule!!



SENATOR CHOI?



SAY WHAT?:


Nov. 18, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - LT. DAN CHOI arriving at OUT Magazine's 16th annual OUT 100 celebration at the IAC Building in New York City on 11-18-2010.  2010..K66961HMc. © Red Carpet Pictures



"...the Libertarian party has asked me to run for Senate, because I am old enough in 2012."

--confesses Dan Choi to dot429.com


DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

THIS LOON



This bigoted cad:  gohmert.


LA LUNA




Ah La Luna La Luna

The night that we fell under the spell of the moon

Ah La Luna La Luna

The light that will bring me back to you

Monday, December 20, 2010

RY COUNTY, PART DEUX


Several Ryan Kwanten items:


Mid-month, Ry surfaced at the William Rast/Target limited edition collection launch.

He is at full wattage with that smile.  

RyRy-- that adorable face is going to be the end of us!!!




LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 11: Actor Ryan Kwanten arrives at the launch of Target's & William Rast's Limited Edition Collection shopping event at Factory Place on December 11, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Angela Weiss/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 11: Actor Ryan Kwanten arrives at the launch of Target's & William Rast's Limited Edition Collection shopping event at Factory Place on December 11, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Angela Weiss/Getty Images)



We posted a while back, Ry was named GQ Australia's Man of the Year.

The thespian arrived for the awards at the famed Sydney Opera House.

Black tie + Hot Aussie Man =  ________________________



SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 30: Ryan Kwanten poses with the award for Man Of The Year at the 2010 GQ Men of The Year Awards at the Sydney Opera House on November 30, 2010 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)


SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 30: Actor Ryan Kwanten arrives at the 2010 GQ Men of The Year Awards at the Sydney Opera House on November 30, 2010 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)


SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 30: Actor Ryan Kwanten arrives at the 2010 GQ Men of The Year Awards at the Sydney Opera House on November 30, 2010 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)

PERIOD.


To complete the visual sentence we started this morning, here's more jaw-dropping, mouthwatering images of those Aussie Bum models at Selfridges.

We weren't going to leave you hanging with just two images all day!!







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