LIPSTICK LESBIANS

DYKE-ON-DYKE:

This issue of VOGUE (March 2013) is sizzling, hunties!!!

Ms. Wintour has unleashed the editors* to REALLY create.

AND FINALLY!!!  THEY HAVE!!!  

Thank you, Tonne Goodman*.

What the consumer receives is some lesbian lovin' right out in the open with an editorial titled, To Rome With Love. (Yes, they REALLY are in Italy.)

Joan Smalls and Raquel Zimmerman do the honors.  The true gift:  sartorial love unfolding with each page.

So romantical!! (Like that Clueless reference!).

IT IS about time a major publication remembers that it is 2013 and not 0213.  Gays are here and ain't going anywhere!!

Leave it to AnnER to trailblaze!!

ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!

NOT every romance is cock and cunt!!! NOT every glamourous destination is for the breeders to display their chosen lifestyle AND to put it upon all of us!!

How long until we see it on the Men's side??

C'mon GQ!!  We're talking to you Jim Nelson (E-I-C)--- and he's gay... To boot... Go figure?!!  Guess S.I. (Newhouse. Jr.) ain't ready for some man-on-man lip lock from one of his men's titles...just yet.

Oh, and the lipstick used in this lesbian story (since we mentioned it in the title  of the post):  Estee Lauder Pure Color Crystal Lipstick. WORK!  Ehhhhhhhh!!!!!




GETTIN' LEZBY WID IT:

ANNA SAYS GRACE

In the April issue of VOGUE, AnnER (Letter from the Editor section) gives Creative Director Grace Coddington some major props. We really haven't seen AnnER give any VOGUE staffer such lavish praise!!

....Grace has always shunned the limelight, but appearing in R.J. Cutler's The September Issue changed all that. Until then, she'd been the fashion insider's heroine, respected and admired because, as the movie rightly said, she is the world's greatest living stylist. When it came out, she became a star to everyone else.....

POWER PATTY CAKES

We hear Patty Cakes will be part of VOGUE's Power Issue in March.

We received numerous emails today that he was spotted at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art for the fash mag photo shoot.

He was dressed in a suit and the theme was a date at the LACMA.  The photo shoot had that VOGUE stamp of high- end designer clothes showcased in a  tattered, deconstructed way--we're thinking  some Rodarte pieces.

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CONDE NASTY

VOGUE laid off at least 6 staffers.....

Also:

At least 10 sales staff  laid off at Golf World and 1 sales staffer let go at Golf Digest.

Feeling good about what you do McKinsey & Co?

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GRAND SLAM STYLE

VOGUE HOMME:

We posted a while back that VOGUE  September 2009 was profiling tennis royalty Roger Federer.

Here are some stills from the mag:

The reigning king talks to Tim Adams about impending fatherhood and his next challenge.

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HOW DARE YOU USE THAT TONE WITH ME

TEAM VOGUE:

In honor of all you fabulous fashion FAGanistas eagerly awaiting the docufilm of The September Issue, I am going to direct you to two ringtones.

You may remember that the film  chronicles what Anna & Co. endure to make the VOGUE September issue come to fruition.

With that being said... CityFile is making ringtones of Anna's voice or Andre's voice available to download onto your cellphone.  FREE!

You readers know I am no techie-- so read their post thoroughly for instructions on how to download the ringtone.

Anna's says something like jeans and tshirts can be as glamorous as a ball gown....

Andre's says something like don't be afraid to Xerox.  You may have a 4 year degree and think your all that and a bag of chips........

Too dorky, yes.

Too campy, absolutely.

But SO downloading these!!!!

CITY FILE

CITY FILE 

CITY FILE

CITY FILE

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WORD UP: VOGUE'S PERENNIAL SEPTEMBER (2009) ISSUE MAY BE A BARE AND MEASLY 500 PAGES

THE ONLY WINNING COVER IS THE MAY ISSUE WITH REAL MODELS, second from last.

THE REST ARE TRASHY SELF-ENTITLED HAGS

There are so many reasons why VOGUE has lost its luster.

From the poor inept  cover choices which we have discussed with you readers ad nauseam to VOGUE's secular and haughty POV.

Read more:

VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE

VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE

VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE

VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE

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TRAILER FOR "THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE"

All AnnER, All VOGUE, All Documented.

If you are a true fashionisto like moi you will be relishing every savory moment of this film!!

The September Issue is a movie about the force behind VOGUE:   Anna Wintour and what it takes to pull together the September issue.

The man hours, the collections, the models, the story meetings, the bookings all folded into a docu-film about fashion's most coveted and reveled issue:  September.

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I TOLDJA SO...I'M DONE. DONE.

I told you [April 13, 2009 post] that Sluttyienna was going to be the cover for July 2009.

AnnER

AnnER

**shakes head in much disapproval**

Tsk!!

Tsk!!

AnnER, I've stood up for you for so long; I've always got your back--but I'M DONE!! DONE.

DONE WITH YOU!! I won't wince a bit if Si replaces your ass with Carine --you've made your own grave with another POOR cover choice.

This won't "move;" you are going to have so many "send backs" with this July issue. I don't feel sorry for you in the least.

How many covers has this made for the trampy homewrecker?

I mean really, is there no other person that could have been on this cover??

This hacktress is in one shitty movie after another. Just cuz she's a fellow Brit doesn't mean the bitch can act or looks good. Is this bitch blackmailing you over something? I mean, come on.

We would have liked to have seen: Linda, Naomi, Claudia (of course) if not one of those, bring back Lily Cole!!

I'M DONE. DONE WITH YOU. DONE.

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WHO WAS SHOWN DANCING AT THE MTV AWARDS WITH SWEAT STAINS??

Again AnnER, I question your judgement on the tacky, trashy  CUNTS you put on the cover.

Sweat stains??... is this really who you want to represent your magazine??

Claudia, Linda or Naomi would never be that CLASSLESS!!!

Always ruins whatever movie it's in.

Always acts so arrogant and a gift to the world...

NOT!!!

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RAFAEL NADAL VOGUES

When I was perusing my new issue of VOGUE (June 2009), I nearly fell  off my  fashion throne seeing the images and an accompanying  article on Rafael Nadal (Rafa Cakes, affectionately called around here).  

I know, I know, it can get get confusing...we have three main cakes at LA*SURFPUNK:   Nole Cakes (Novak 'Nole' Djokovic), Rafa Cakes (Rafael 'Rafa' Nadal) and Matty Cakes ( Matthew Mc-Gone-A-Gay).  And why cakes?  Because these MENSES are SO DAMN SWEET to look at!!!

Back to the point:

Everyone knows how tight AnnER is with Roger, even being a guest in his box during matches and conversing with the fiance -turned- Mrs. Federer.

How refreshing to see AnnER generously  move Federer aside and allow last year's Wimbledon winner some of the spotlight with a spread in VOGUE.

Kudos.... NOW if I can have a word with you about the COVER!!! 

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ICK--AGAIN, ANNER GETS IT ALL WRONG

Another WORTHLESS SELF-ENTITLED CUNT fronts the cover of June's VOGUE.

AnnER  darrrrling, what CRACKPIPE are you exactly smokin? 

Based on this cover alone,  don't expect HUGE SALES NUMBERS....  we bet this issue won't "move"

I mean you have model Stephanie Seymour ready to make her move to independence from her marriage....

You have model  Paulina Porizkova who is newsworthy because she was just let go from that TRANNY's show.....

I mean all viable former VOGUE cover models we would love to see again!!

I mean really ---

another stupid cunt hacktress???  ickkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!

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HELLS BELLS-WHAT A RELIEF!! NO HACKTRESS SNATCH FOR A COVER

Thank you AnnER, say it British zahlinks.....

A proper cover for Vogue.... ACTUAL models, who would have thunk!!!

No Drunk Bore-us-some-more, No Fishstick Foultroll, No Clownface HitbyaSPOON.....

We'll actually read this month's ish and not

throw it in the trash bin like we did last month with that fake lipsynch BE-YOTCH---

that thing should have been thrown in a trash bin before birth!!

UPDATE:  Don't get too excited about the covers.... we have just learned that THAT Sluttyienna Miller may be July's cover--

iiiiiiiiccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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YECK--THIS SELF-ENTITLED SLIT

AnnER (say it English, zahlinks) Wintour is determined to continue to cause VOGUE's circulation  to SPIRAL DOWNWARD.

As it is, her ad pages are  WAY down and circulation sucks--

WE CAN SEE WHY!!!!

She puts that awful fishstick cunt (Paltrow), that Drunk Bore-us-some-more (Barrymore), that clown face bitch (Witherspoon), that nobody (Knightly) on the covers--ALL THOSE BITCHES POLLUTE THE COVERS!!!  

Who would want to read or epitomize THOSE SKANKS!!

AND NOW!!!!

THIS SELF-ENTITLED TALENTLESS CUNT

GROSS--

We're going to chunk our copy in the trash as soon as it arrives in the mail.

TRASH WITH TRASH

Where's NAOMI??

Where's CLAUDIA??

Where's LINDA??

Where's CHRISTY??

This stupid slit couldn't even sing live at the Oscars-- it was all MOUTHED AND AUTO-TUNED (click to read)

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FRONT ROW FIGHT

As the economy spirals downward, let's not forget the SHALLOWNESS of NYC's Fashion Week and where you are in the seating pecking order at the shows.

Below the EICS  of Conde Nast Vogue franchise....... rumors circling that AnnER may be replaced by Carine....

Illustration by AleXsandro Palombo

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VOGUE'S MISTAKES OF THE PAST YEAR SO FAR

One of the criteria to make a Vogue cover is you may be divorced at least once......

Oh but that's right, you're divorced too, aren't you Anna?.......

These skanks are not cover worthy nor role models!!

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OMG--NO, NO NO!!! IT'S CLOWNFACE!!!

Anner...Anner (say it British, zahlinks) what the FUCK are you thinking--- no wonder your ad pages are spiraling down.

No wonder Gawker and City File are questioning your EIC status and job security!!

And.. no wonder everyone is interested in Vogue Russia and Vogue Paris even more.

How many doofus covers does this make this year???

Why would anyone want to look up to a skank who is divorced, a career that was cemented by playing a vacuous, shallow, clothes grubbing vapid DULLARD, and who is trolloping around Europe and LA unwed and shacking up with a man for its kids to see in plain view.

We won't even mention the garish red lips that IT painted on with its own CLOWN make-up kit.

Vogue is turning into the next OK! and Hello! trash slit mag.

Anner--you want ad pages up and circulation up may I suggest:

Rachel Maddow

Portia de Rossi-DeGenerous

Linda Evangelista

Christy Turlington

Tina Fey

We could go on and on and be here all day....

call me, really sweetie--

YOU NEED TO!!

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DID YOU READ THAT??

In the nineties, a small time magazine profiled Candace Bushnell with a set of questions which she answers.  Kind of along the lines of what Vanity Fair's last page questionnaire resembles.

The reason I am being so vague in the upcoming lines because I don't recall the mag's name and I can't source it.  But I recall the last question from the interview because Bushnell was so catty and SATC took off like a rocket, this was the time Bushnell was HOT and no one could touch her!!!

The last question read something like who do you think is in a desperate need of makeover?

Bushnell answers back(paraphrasing)Anna Wintour--she's had the same haircut......

For those of you who are out of the loop:  Bushnell used to work at Vogue as one of its editors at the same time moonlighting and penning her weekly column for a New York paper thus the collected essays turned into the book, Sex and The City.

I'm not going to mention her new book because I am not getting paid to promote this fishtank--that being said----  

NOW...In the new September Vogue---Anna gave Bushnell some major magazine real estate space to tubthump her new book via excerpts.

I wonder if Ms. Wintour even knows about that interview that Bushnell did???

If she doesn't, NOW.... would she even  give Bushnell the time of day???

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