COFFEE BREAK

COFFEE & COMMITMENT:

One of our favorite Jack scenes. Sean Hayes--what an actor!!

For all you aspiring thespians in HELL-A, this would make a great exercise.

Memorize Jack's lines and say them as fast as you can but clearly.

Lee Strasberg-- look out!!

JACK: [ENTERING, SPEAKING VERY QUICKLY AND SCATTERED] Hey, friends, lovers, mothers, and other strangers. You're never going to believe what happened to me. Oh, my gosh! Did you see that? I almost did the half nelson. I almost bruised my delicates, my delicates, my domo arigato Mr. Tomatoes. Huge news! I have met-- Are you ready for this? Mr. Right. Well, Mr. Right-Now, anyway. Ba-da-bum! Good night, folks, I'm here all week. Jack 2000! He works over at the Jumpin' Java. You know that coffee shop on 72nd? And his name is Paul. He is cute with a capital "Q"! And the busier it gets, the hotter he gets. And the hotter he gets, the sweatier he gets. And the sweatier he gets-- I forgot where I'm going with this, but the point is... Me likey he, and he likey me. And the best part is-- Shazam-- he gives me free iced coffee every time I go in, which is every hour on the hour. Thank you very much! And occasionally on the half hour! [SING-SONG] Bah-da-da-da-da! Blblblbt! [JACK EXITS]

WHAT A STOOGE!

Sean Hayes is inked to play Larry in a Three Stooges movie.

The Hollywood Reporter details: Hayes joins Will Sasso in the comedy being directed by the Farrelly brothers. Still up for grabs is the part of Moe. The movie is not a biopic but will be divided into roughly half-hour vignettes. When the project was set up at MGM, the Farrellys had Sean Penn as Larry (that same incarnation had Jim Carrey as Curly and Benicio del Toro as Moe)."

WHAT SUPER BOWL?

JACKING A SCENE:

Over the weekend, Sean Hayes couldn't be bothered with game day activities, he had a sea craft to helm.

SEAN HAYES TO HOST 2010 TONYS. DISCUSS

LIKE DUH

Like we didn't know:

Sean Hayes comes out to The Advocate and he's angry about it.

We (the public) didn't pressure you boo.  Be a bitter Betty to those that forced you to reveal because obviously, you still don't seem ready yet:

“I believe that nobody owes anything to anybody,” Hayes says, so worked up that he repeats the line. “Nobody owes anything to anybody. You are your authentic self to whom and when you choose to be, and if you don’t know somebody, then why would you explain to them how you live your life?”
Finally, Hayes gets to his true point: “I feel like I’ve contributed monumentally to the success of the gay movement in America, and if anyone wants to argue that, I’m open to it. You’re welcome, Advocate.”
That sarcasm and anger cover up years of genuinely hurt feelings. “Why would you go down that path with somebody who’s done so much to contribute to the gay community?” he asks. “That was my beef about it. What more do you want me to do? Do you want me to stand on a float? And then what? It’s never enough.

OH-KAY

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JACKING A SCENE

MCFARLAND METHOD:

One of our favorites, Sean Hayes is employed again on the Great White Way.

The thespian will be flexing his acting chops for Promises, Promises.

Hayes will play Chuck who lends his apartment to executives in his company for sexual trysts with their partners.  One of the partners, Chuck is in love with.

March 28 is the date for the previews.

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