SIX COVERS TO TRUE-LY LOVE

TRUE LOVE:

RyRy

Joey

Sammy

Chrissy

Alexa

Steph

JOE JOE DANCER

Hell to the yes!!

Drool.

Joe Manganiello fulfills our fireman fantasy with his character Big Dick Richie ( from the Magic Mike movie).

As a promo stunt and plug for the movie, Joe surfaces in character at the MTV Movie Awards.

That's a BIG HOSE you got there, BIG DICK!!

CHAN-TAY, YOU STAY

Channy

Matty Cakes

Joey

Matty Bomer

providing all kind of eye candy for this special Entertainment Weekly cover:

SAY WHAT?

I wore these little thongs that literally go up your butt, and it definitely takes getting used to....It was uncomfortable at first. It sort of felt like a wedgie, but once you get into the routine of wearing one, you know what to do and you just do your thing.

--Joe Manganiello on the Magic Mike wardrobe.

GUIDE TO HOT GUYS

TRUE TV:

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW:

TV GUIDE MAGAZINE: You guys have to be naked a lot. Who works out the most?
STEPHEN: Joe's insane.
JOE: Yeah. I work out twice a day, six days a week. I eat constantly.
STEPHEN: I do three days a week. I just don't want to watch this show 20 years from now and look at myself and say, "Who is that white blob?"
ALEX: I do three days a week, too. But with Joe, it's all about the pecs. He can make them dance.
JOE: Alex hasn't looked me in the eye once. I'm like, "Up here, Alex. Up here."








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MUSCLE MASS

Hello!

Drool

Joe Manganiello

FOOTBALL FANTASIES COME TRUE

FLAG US, BABY:

WOW!

Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello AND Jesse Palmer (Drool. Puddle. Soak) donned a little Under Armour (is it too much to ask to lose the tops??)  and participated in a celebrity flag football game before the Super Bowl in Dallas.

Other lads that played and are just as gorgeous:  Hunter Parrish, Chace Crawford and Josh Duhamel, to name a few.

Ahhhh yeah...... Bomer: HOT and GAY!!!  Double yeah!!  Our hearts...we may......flatline....

And now, our manties are soaked because of Jesse........

SUPER JOE

Joe Manganiello has admitted that he is in talks to play Superman.

The reboot will have Zack Snyder directing and Chris Nolan producing.

If he's cast, we are all about this franchise 2.5.

FRONT ROW

The models aren't the only beauties.

Check out that front row of fineness:

Joe Manganiello, Eric Balfour, Alan Cumming, Cheyenne Jackson at G-Star.

We knew Eric was going to G-Star because of his tweet:

ERICBALFOUR

 Getting on my favorite Airline Virgin America to NYC for G-STAR show!7:57 PM Sep 12th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Is an editorial in the works????

Feeling very fancy, just left a meeting with the editors of GQ... Thanks Jim and Mickey :)

That would be GQ EIC Jim Nelson.

BTW: we love our surf studs in G-Star.  HOT!!

ALL MAN

Mega-sexy and super hot Joe Manganiello at the VMAs.

TAKE IT UP A NOTCH

Stalkers and celebrities go together like coffee and cream, just ask Nole Cakes.  

Today, we were trying to get in his tennis bag at the US Open to snag a pair of his jocks.  You may have noticed the commotion on the sidelines-- that was us and security making friends and exchanging information.  They wanted our digits/ age/ names/ addresses--isn't that flattering??  They were kind of like his handlers, just like in HELL-A:    We just know that they were planning to give our info to our Nole Cakes later, like an agent or manager would!   We're waiting anxiously for his call..... and waiting..... and STILL waiting......

Guess who else has a stalker? Joe Manganiello.

And,  stalker has a tracking device/system for the thespian.  BITCH!!  Why didn't we think of that for Nole.  We could have slipped it in his bag earlier today!!!!

**Adds "tracking device" to shopping list***  Get workie on that PRONTO.

Quips Manganiello:    “I’ve had to have my car checked for a tracking device — for a stalker!…You have to take the good with the bad.”

That saying is true:  Teach an old dog (us) new tricks!!!

Was this the lesson we were supposed to get out of this story??????????

AVERAGE JOE--NOT!

The gorgeous Joe Manganiello attends some pre-Emmy events over the weekend along with Kevin Alejandro.

WOW! BAM

@@  HELLO!  @@

Joe Manganiello

JUST YOUR AVERAGE JOE

Joe Manganiello will appear in a future issue of  Muscle & Body magazine.

JOE.MY.GOD.

How H O T  is Joe Manganiello???

He will play Alcide, a werewolf on True Blood.

We learn about this gorgeous thespian and his character in the video interview below: