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Friday, March 2, 2012

NBC PILOT IS JESSE GETTING HOTTER

We reported earlier that Taylor Kinney signed with NBC's Chicago Fire.

NOW---

Aussie hottie Jesse Spencer has inked the lead in the drama pilot.

Matthew Casey, a firefighter at Firehouse 55, a natural leader who is in his element when on a rescue or putting out a fire but in his personal life, it is one catastrophe he can't contain.

RETCHED CUNT APOLOGIZES

NOT ACCEPTED.

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE.

We will NEVER forgive, NEVER forget--The Editors.

"At a personal level, I wish I had spoken out against the effort. As I’ve been involved in the fight for marriage equality, one of the things I’ve learned is how many people were harmed by the campaigns in which I was involved. I apologize to them and tell them I am sorry. While there have been recent victories, this could still be a long struggle in which there will be setbacks, and I’ll do my part to be helpful."

--- ken mehlman (no caps for scum, they aren't worth the respect), former republiCUNT national committee chairman. This scum-on-shit helped drive other CUNTservatives to the polls to pass anti-gay ballot measures to benefit the 2004 reelection of that war criminal.

GET A LIFE!

Sweeties, unless you are RyRy Kwanten, no one cares about your life.

This will give another reason for the self-entitled to vomit the minutiae of their insipid lives to those of us who are trying to live ours. WE DON"T GIVE A FUCK!!

Via NYT:

Looxcie records in a continuous five-hour loop, allowing users to capture events in their lives, both unexpected and mundane, without lugging around a video camera. An Instant Clip button on the gadget lets videographers send a clip of the last 30 seconds to a social network with a single click.

Seeking to increase the level of instant gratification, the makers of the tiny camera have introduced a new service called LooxcieLive, a mobile app that allows users to broadcast their video instantly by putting it in the cloud. Friends and family members are invited beforehand to view an event, like a baseball game or a birthday party, that they can watch via a live stream.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

CHEST TRY TO GUESS

Just try to guess whose chest this is?

A. Nole Cakes

B. Jared Leto

C. Marko Djokovic

D. RyRy Kwanten

E. Patrick from Corbin Fisher

F. None of the above

HE BOP

DA BOMB:

Look at a cute RyRy in the 1990s!!

[buzzfeed]

WHAT A GUY!

OMG! We can't wait for this movie!!!!

Guy Pierce is his character Peter Weyland in Ridley Scott's Prometheus.

Remember, Weyland is the evil corporation that Ellen Ripley works for and the corporation wants an Alien for its bio-weapons division.

Weyland: "My ambition is unlimited."

And on a shallow note, how gorge is Guy?? We have been in love with him since L.A. Confidential. Can't say it enough: WE LOVE HOT AUSSIES!!

Dyke, when AREN'T you in love with some manz????

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

AB-MAZING

We're a sucker for any HOT guy that lifts his shirt for us!!!

From Amazing Race, Joey LaSalla and Danny Horaland

MARCH TO A DIFFERENT BEAT

FASH MAG FAG:

We all know the March issues are about S/S fashions.

WHO'S THAT GUY?

Who is the cutie Jamie Cakes posted on his Facebook page with only a picture sans comment or notation??

Just like Jamie to be random and ambiguous!!!

Inquiring minds want to know?????

A reader possibly explains (edited for clarity): Oh ! I think I understand. This is a perfect nobody. Usually, when you do the red carpet, you're a star. But, James gave him his 15- minutes of glory. Nice guy James ! With you, everybody can be a star. (joke)

WE "LIKE" THIS

Brett Edward Stout explains the mission statement of the page he created on Facebook, Gay Marines.

Now, on a shallow note: WHAT A HOTTIE!! Hell to the OHHHH! Yoww! Varoom-room! Brett don't fret!

DANCING KING

Dancing With the Snatch VOMIT! GROSS!

With the announcement yesterday, we pulled some pictures of William Levy from our old blog la*surfpunk.

Enjoy!!

A teaser pic below, follow the jump!!

WILLIAM LEVY

AUF THE RACK

Jamie Cakes goes sartorial for the German issue of GQ Style.

We have some exciting Jamie Cakes news to post later!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

POLE PATROL

We see more than ONE pole!!!

PARK IT HERE

Isn't he just beautiful??

The older we get, the more we love brunettes.....

The adage goes: When one door closes, an other door opens.

With the demise of his series Brother & Sisters, Dave Annable doesn't have to scramble for work.

The thespian has inked the lead in ABC's 666 Park Avenue, a drama.

...A young couple manage one of the most historic apartment buildings in New York City. Unwittingly, they begin to experience supernatural occurrences, which complicate and endanger the lives of everyone in the building.