WORK OF ART

FRENCH KISSIN' IN THE USA:

HellOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Fuckin' A!!!! Vladimir Restoin Roitfeld (right) is HOT!!!!!!

Roitfeld hosted an opening for Parisian artist Nicholas Pol (left) on the Upper East Side, NYC.

Yes, Roitfeld is the son of former French Vogue EIC Carine.

But of course, Carine would have such a handsome and chic offspring!!

Hey Vladimir: CALL ME! I'M ALIVE...CALL ME, CALL ME ANYTIME!!

METROPOLIS MAN

iPHONE HOME:

L@@K who is in New York City!!

Music to our ears!!!!

Jakey Pooh

COVER A LOT OF GROUND

OHHHHH hell to the yes!

We likey!!!!

YOUTH GUARD:

Davey Cakes

SILVER FOX:

Sexy Slattery

THIS WEEK

To finish the decade of #1 hits in the 1980s of this week in March:

Editor's note: For some reason in the music industry, a new week starts on a Saturday continuing to that following Friday. We don't know, either!!

In 1987, the week of March 14th:

In the US, Jacob's Ladder by Huey Lewis and the News was #1.

In the UK, Everything I Own by Boy George was #1.

In 1988, the week of March 12th:

In the US, Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley was #1.

In the UK, I Should Be So Lucky by Kylie Minogue was #1.

In 1989, the week of March 11th:

In the US, Lost In Your Eyes by Debbie Gibson was #1.

In the UK, Too Many Broken Hearts by Jason Donovan was #1.

AUDIENCE FEEDBACK

Patrick Wilson, A Gifted Man

CBS Television will be renewing contracts for Fall 2012.

We would like to see A Gifted Man picked up for many seasons to come.

If you like A Gifted Man too, let CBS Television know. Let THE SUITS know via twitter that you want A Gifted Man picked up for Season 2!!

Can't we all relish a hour every week of Patty Cakes????

Twitter: CBS Television

KNOW YOUR BIGOT

Courtesy of GLAAD.

Study up on these gross bitches and let GLAAD know if any of these cunts are CUNTsultants on any shows, local or national.

BIG MATT ATTACK!

iMATT:

Les sigh....

He is just beautiful!!!

It isn't everyday we get to do a Matt Davis news sandwich.

Davis inks CW drama pilot.

Cult, CW

....Cult centers on Skye, an inquisitive young production assistant on a wildly popular television show called Cult. After a rash of disappearances and a likely murder, she joins Jeff ( Matt Davis), a journalist blogger whose brother was among those gone missing, in investigating the rabid fans of the series who might be re-creating crimes seen on the program in real life. In addition to starring in Cult, Davis will be available to make guest appearances in future seasons of Vampire Diaries....

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THIS WEEK

We received numerous emails saying you loved yesterday's This Week post!!

We'll continue with this offering:

In 1984, the week of March 10th:

We didn't play these 2 songs just one time, we played them a 1000+ times back in the day!!

That Sony Walkman was burnin' through the polymer!!!

In the US, Jump by Van Halen was #1:

In the UK, 99 Luftballoons by Nena was #1:

In 1985, the week of March 9th:

In the US, Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore by REO Speedwagon was #1.

In the UK, You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive was #1:

In 1986, the week of March 8th:

In the US, Kyrie by Mr. Mister was #1.

In the UK, Chain Reaction by Diana Ross was #1.

SILLY GOOSE

There has been a stomach virus at Indian Wells. From fans and the players to the ball boys, people have been ill.

Nole Cakes tweets:

Ppl say that Apple users have less risk of getting viruses. Well, Maros and me decided to use Iphones as our first line defense against this stomach virus that's been going around in IW (although im a bb user) ;-)

What a sense of humor, Nole Cakes!!!

We think the lad really likes playing at Indian Wells because every year at this tourney he is so jovial and sprite. Always in a playful mood.

It must be like a playcation for him. Do a little work at "the office." Otherwise, enjoy the downtime with the beautiful Southern California sunshine and weather.

Nole Cakes, a suggestion?

Why don't you consider living here part-time?? It is beautiful like this year-round!!

We'll be the FIRST to welcome you to the gayborhood. We can be gaybors. You are more than welcome to borrow a cup of sugar any time!!

ABEL BODIED

MODEL MEAT/MEET: ABEL ALBONETTI

OFF

THE

CHAIN!!!!!

More mouthwatering images of Abel via blackafricanmen

SAY WHAT?

LOVE IT!!!

LOVE HIM!!!

SO FUCKING TRUE!!!!

Whether it's [retched cunt #1] or [slimy asswipe cunt #2] or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly. --Jon Hamm

APPLE-Y EVER AFTER

From the company's Facebook page, Ben & Jerry support the marriage equality movement in the UK with their flavor Apple-y Ever After:



Ben & Jerry’s say ‘I do’ to same sex marriage in the UK

As the government debates whether to legalise same sex marriage, we’ve partnered with gay rights organisation, Stonewall, to raise awareness about the importance of marriage equality by renaming our Apple Pie flavour,
Apple-y Ever After!

You can help support this campaign by “marrying” someone of the same sex here, where you and your “loved one” will have the chance of scooping a tub of your favourite flavour. (Because everyone is equal and deserves to live
Apple-y Ever After!)


Social justice is at the core of our values and this is why we’re taking a stand to campaign for marriage equality in the UK. Show your support and help convince members of parliament that it’s time to say ‘I do’!

Since our humble beginning 34 years ago, Ben & Jerry’s has been an advocate for equal rights regardless of sexual orientation. (That’s why our legendary flavour Chubby Hubby was renamed ‘Hubby Hubby’ to celebrate gay marriage legalisation in our home state of Vermont, in the US!)

BEN THERE, NOW I'M OVER HERE

The hot lads attaching themselves to pilots is just a'snowballin'.

NOW, Ben Rappaport is inked for an ABC comedy pilot.

Awesometown, ABC.

We'll let Nikki Finke's Deadline explain it, they do it the best!!

...[A] hilarious peek behind the curtain of modern twentysomething relationships. It centers on Dusty (Rappaport), a twentysomething guy who had been with the same woman, now his wife, since 8th grade. After he catches her cheating, he gets a divorce and, still a total mess in the aftermath, moves into an apartment shared by his co-worker Andrew (Nick Kocher) and roommate Oliver (James Earl III)

BTW: The last we read, Rappaport's Outsourced is on haitus. It does plan to resume on NBC sometime this spring.

L.A. KING

WOWZA!!

The Los Angeles Times gave a glowing write-up on Nole Cakes. The lad is kind of on the radar of Sports coverage since he is playing at Indian Wells this week.

As we recall, this paper has never sniffed in his direction before. In the past, the paper barely gave him one or two lines when he WON -- oh let's see--- 3 Australian Opens, a Wimbledon and an US Open.

My, how being #1 finally makes people/a city/a news department take notice.

Three or four years ago, the men's game was clearly the property of Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. They were the royalty. Federer had served his time on the throne majestically, and the younger Nadal, all power and spunk and sex appeal and charm, was tugging on the royal robe.

The ascension seemed scripted, established, kind of like with English kings. The Johns and the Henrys were established. But along came a lionhearted player from Serbia, with a personality as compelling as his predecessors' and a name beginning with two consonants. He was supposed to wait his turn, to understand and appreciate his four years as No. 3 and not rush things.

Then came 2011 and the stunning emergence of Djokovic, quickly labeled by previous disbelievers as Novak No Joke

Djokovic's playing style combines speed, quickness and power. He is tennis' Muhammad Ali — he floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee and wins with a swagger.

THIS WEEK

In 1983, Billie Jean was number 1 in the US:




Total Eclipse of the Heart was number 1 in the UK this week:

We played the HELL out of this song!! Our cassette tape was spent on our Sony Walkman!!!! Worn out and stretched from rewinding so many times replaying this hit!!

The Walkman via our foam headphones would whisper: Child, AGAIN?!! Really???

For 1980, March 15:

In US, Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen

In UK, Together We Are Beautiful by Fern Kinney

For 1981, March 14:

In US, 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton

In UK, Jealous Guy by Roxy Music

For 1982, March 13:

In US, Centerfold by J. Geils Band

In UK, The Lion Sleeps Tonight by Tight Fit

POOR PATTY

Patty Cakes tweeted:

BEDLAM BED REST:

Poor Patty Cakes was involved in a skiing accident during a playcation in Sun Valley, Idaho.

These Shriver bois love to play hard and get injured harder!!

The lad endured bruising and some scrapes that required stitches. Thankfully, nothing super serious!

His brother Chris suffered a serious accident last year while surfing. Chris was detained in ICU for several days.

Patty Cakes' pops, Arnold, broke his leg in Sun Valley in 2006.

Did they inherit that Kennedy curse on the men??

We recommend bed rest young man. And-- plenty of caution on anything you decide to do next!!!

Can we bring you some soup or fluff your pillow? OOooops, our hand slipped. My what a big "bump" you have!

[cbs8]

RAISE ASSWARENESS

Trevor Donovan shows some ass for a testicular cancer campaign, Everyman Cancer Campaign.

Shouldn't it be a frontal shot since testes are in front?? Just sayin'.

Click here to view some prime Hollywood nubile piece of ass.

SHOW US

Hubba. Hubba.

Mmmmmm mmmmmph. This here is a fine-ass manz.

Grant Show has signed on the dotted line to star in a pilot for the alphabet network.

Devious Maids, ABC. Adopted from a Hispanic format.

The plot centers around four maids with ambition and dreams. But, they must punch their time card and labor for the rich and famous in Beverly Hills.

Show will portray Spence Davis, a successful daytime star married to a self-entitled, self-centered snatchress (which describes every cunt in LA, ha!)!

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2 CAKES AND A DELICIANO

NICE TO CLEAT YOU:

This is what we like about this new generation of tennis lads, they are so well-rounded.

They aren't so consumed with tennis 24/7 where a workout cannot come from another element.

The lads love a pick-up game of soccer at Indian Wells.

And, Deliciano is adjusting his goody box!! Can we help??

Nole Cakes, Rafa Cakes and Deliciano

Thanks to our friends at TennisToday for the photo heads-up!!

ZANY FOR ZENO

PILOT HIGHLIGHT:

Handsome hottie Nick Zano has inked a comedy pilot for the alphabet network.

Prairie Dogs, ABC.

...[The series] centers on Neil (Kal Penn), an uncool cubicle worker aka “prairie dog” at one of the coolest companies in the world who becomes the victim of identity theft. When he discovers the thief (Zano) has created a much more fulfilling life with his identity than he ever has, he engages the charismatic conman to help him change his life.