HOT TO THE KOR

We can't get enough of Simon Nessman for the S/S 2012 Michael Kors campaign.

So hot-- one can fry an egg on that chest!!

SAY WHAT?

REAL OPINIONATED:

When did we get it in our heads that we have the right to never hear anything we don’t like? In the last year, we’ve been shocked and appalled by the unbelievable insensitivity of Nike shoes, the Fighting Sioux, Hank Williams Jr., Cee Lo Green, Ashton Kutcher, Tracy Morgan, Don Imus, Kirk Cameron, Gilbert Gottfried, the Super Bowl halftime show and the ESPN guys who used the wrong cliché for Jeremy Lin after everyone else used all the others. Who can keep up?

--Bill Maher opines in The New York Times

WORK!!

MY HEART IS SETH ON YOU

VOGUE loves Seth Meyers!! And, so do we (an understatement!!!)!

The comedic cutie is featured in this month's (March) issue.

This is his second cameo for the fash mag in the last couple of years. The other time he appeared, he glossed the pages of the highly ad-driven September 2010 issue.

The sharp-witted Saturday Night Live veteran swooned scribe Eve MacSweeney.

And, we have written our own love letter about Seth previously. It could use repeating!!!

He's fetching.

He models.

He writes.

He hosts.

He acts.

He has a gorgeous sibling, Josh.

Can Seth be any more of a package deal??!!

Seth and Kristen Wiig

THIRSTY THURSDAYS

RISE IN OUR LEVIS:

For all you hairy cub lovers out there, here you go.

Mouthwatering images of Zachary Levi!

GUILTY PLEASURE

We have to admit, we have a secret crush on Million Dollar Listing New York's Ryan Serhant.

CAN YOU BELIEVE?

This scraggly mess is

such a handsome devil!!

It is Zach Galifianakis.

Hey Zach, lose the filthy-looking, grubby beard-- FOREVER!!

POLE PATROL, PART DEUX

SAVAGE POLLING

PUNK ISN'T DEAD:

Dan Savage is a guest on RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 4, Episode 9.

Danny and RuRu discuss with Sharon Needles her campaign strategy.

BTW: We are rooting hard and heavy for Sharon. She is our kind of ghoul.

Don't give us no fishy, snatchy drag!!! BARF! VOMIT! We don't like it in real life, why would we like in drag form!!

Give us more Sharon Needles!! She is the future of drag!!

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AT A FAST CLIP

CLIP IT TOGETHER:

Jeez, with the availability of enough trailers, we may be able to edit this whole movie together ON OUR OWN. Ehhhhhhh. *** activates iMovie app***

Another Prometheus promo, below.

This time you can see the Space Jockey for a quick second.

HELLO, HUSBAND!

But of course, he's Norwegian!!

Meet the 11 candidates forming the European delegation for Mr. Gay World 2012.

We only have eyes for Stephen Grindhaug, 21 (above).

TOLDJA! PROMETHEUS IS ALIEN PREQUEL!!

From yesterday's Prometheus trailer post:

Prometheus IS the prequel to Alien!!!

Ridley Scott promised a trilogy when he negotiated this project, thus Prometheus is the first of three!!

OMG!! We are so hyped for this flick!

Images via The Real Steve Gray

"TOLDJA!" via Nikki Finke. HA!

DERMOTITIS

DERMOTITIS: a contagious rash from the infatuation and love for Dermot Mulroney.

Yep, that is our diagnosis. And, we suffer from it bad.

Dermot is HOT!!!

We don't care how old and craggy that face gets.

That HOT COCK (of his) is the same one that was in Copycat. We will never forget!!

And, we are sure, said cock still works fine!!

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We were so sidetracked, ehhhhhhhh: Dermot surfaces at the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival.

ADAM IS ALL AMERICAN (HORROR STORY)

Guess who has almost (still negotiating) inked a part on American Horror Story.

That is correct!! Adam Levine.

Levine will be playing a contemporary character and half of a couple called The Lovers.

Dear Production,

May we discuss wardrobe for Mr. Levine.

We recommend as little as possible. Preferably, NUDE!!

The Editors,

XOXO

URBAN COWBOY

ACHY BREAKY MY HEART:

Why can't Texas grow ALL OF THEM this HOT??

He's RIGHT up our Rio Grande!!

Levi Crocker

TASTY TONIC

TAKE A WHITE

The world is MORE beautiful wherever these two show up!!




Chad White; Kerry Degman

DANCING WITH THE STUD

HEY MAMBO! MAMBO ITALIANO!:

More histrionics from Nole Cakes!

This time he dances with Fiorello of the Fiorello Show on Italian TV.

CAUSING A RAQUET

Nole Cakes covers GQ Italia.

Mamma Mia! E 'più caldo di un cannoli alla CREMA!

Actually, a cannoli is served cold. Ahh, you know what we mean!!!

8000 POSTS

Whew!!

Who knew we had this much to say!! (That Prometheus trailer was our 8000th post.)

All the hot men in the world keeps us busy. Thus, if we want to know all about them, we know you do, too.

If it wasn't for YOU, we wouldn't have a blog to post!!

A heartfelt thank you!!

ALIEN ENVIRONMENT

There is always one must-see movie of the summer and Prometheus is on our list for this year!!

This is such an understatement, but we canNOT wait until it opens!!

USA:

Ridley Scott, director of "Alien" and "Blade Runner," returns to the genre he helped define. With PROMETHEUS, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.

International: