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Tuesday, April 16, 2013

SAY WHAT?



EYE CANDY ANDY:

He's become even more delicious!!!






Of course I’m in favor of marriage equality. Same-sex couples should have the same rights as anybody else. There is no argument against equality. How can anyone argue against compassion and understanding? --Andy Garfield

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

THE TIME IS NOW


STONEWALL, 1969 -  NOW


Monday, March 25, 2013

WE REMEMBER: ONE YEAR LATER


We constantly think about what he would be doing and where he would be if he was alive today.

You are missed, Matty Cakes!!!

So sad....


MATTHEW EDISON BREMER, 1990-2012


And, I'd give up forever to touch you
Cuz I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And, I don't want to go home right now

And, all I can taste is this moment
And, all I can breathe is your life
Cuz sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight

And, you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or, the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you'd bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am














Friday, March 22, 2013

IN VOGUE



MODEL MEAT/MEET:  JARROD SCOTT

Tres chic for VOGUE HOMMES INTERNATIONAL








One more!!

Follow the.....

JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP





A FLIP SIDE TO EVERYTHING


Oh, no you d'nt.

President Obama's script flipped sideways leaves a viewer's imagination GROWING!!!


 

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

THINGS ARE LOOKING UP!



YUMMM!!!

The whole reason we've been watching the Haney Project can be summed up with the image below:  Mikey's bulge!!!

Drool.  Salivate.

And, he looks like he wears his up!! Right?!!!  Like we have predicted so many times.---

---We know dick that innately (just call us cocktologists!!!).   We can just tell on a guy:  1.  Their thickness  2. How they wear it under clothes (down, up, sideways: to the left, to the right, diagonally, ....).  3. Inches  4.  Fat or skinny.

And, when they wear it up---like in the example with Mickey--- over the years, it causes it to curve!!  Yummmmm



 

Saturday, March 9, 2013

ALL T, NO SHADE




We are like long lost lovers that reunite every six months.

We're all wound up, anxiously padding around. We extract a note pad for the wish list and start dreaming for the must- haves.

We're talking about the Men's Style issue of The New York Times, T Magazine.

Matthias Schoenaerts covers the Spring 2013 issue:


The actor Matthias Schoenaerts, photographed by Bruce Weber, is the cover subject of the spring men’s fashion issue of T. Learn how the Belgian import is dealing with becoming an American sensation. Inside: read Guy Trebay’s essay about how the average male is shedding schlumpiness for style, meet five exceptionally talented young poets(and read their work) and visit the Stockholm studio of the perfumer Ben Gorham. Additional highlights from the magazine include "Sporting Goods," a round-up of athletic gear, "The Male Bond," in which Andrew O'Hagan ruminates on male friendships, and "The Modern Man," a primer on the frank irony to dressing stylishly today.


Oh NYT, keep the fashion foreplay talk going... it has us all excited.

The sharp, hard-edged cut of the new Tom Ford suit. Yes. Keep talking.....

The fresh flush of Polo Ralph Lauren ads. Oh.... we're edging!!

Those beautiful male models in the editorials. Yeah, you are IN, keep a rhythm, baby. Keep givin it to us... we like it Jean-Paul Gaultier rough.

The squareness and elongated look of the new Prada loafer. Oy, we came!!!

T, you sure know how to give good fashion. **as we light a ciggie**

WALK THE WALK, TALK THE TALK


L@@K at what our cutie pie received!!!

A star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Congrats, BeeBoo    Muah   XOXO

“You know when I got to LA, I’d come here and you’d see the stars and it just seemed like it was something that was just part of the city and you’d never crack that....It’s just part of Hollywood history and it’s still baffling that my name will be there. So thank you – it’s a huge honour that I really can’t even comprehend right now.”  --Jamie Cakes Franco


 

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

IT'S A BRAD, BRAD WORLD



2013 B.C.:

Our calendars are set to this savior:   Bradley Cooper!!

Save us from our singleness Braddy Cakes!!


 

British GQ

Sunday, March 3, 2013

DEADLY EDDIE



That face is going to be the death of us!!

So beautiful!!!



 

Eddie Redmayne

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

A RISE IN OUR LEVI'S




It's his fault!

 

Levi Casboult

Monday, February 25, 2013

VANITY FLAIR



A twilight glows at the Sunset Tower!!

 

TayTay at VF's Oscar fete

Sunday, February 24, 2013

EDDIE, EDDIE, BE OUR STEADY!


He's so fucking fine!!!

**licking our chops**


 

Saturday, February 23, 2013

STAY IN OUR BED


L@@K!....

who's in town for the Awards.

Ditch the hotel and CUM stay/play in our bed!!



















Eddie Pooh



Thursday, February 14, 2013

'YOU BITCH!"




POSTMARKED VIA LV-426:



Take a look at what that Queen sent us for Valentine's Day!!

Mamma is FIERCE!!  She don't play....

We'll be really worried if/when one of those leathery-like eggs arrive.....





 







Wednesday, February 13, 2013

LIPSTICK LESBIANS



DYKE-ON-DYKE:

This issue of VOGUE (March 2013) is sizzling, hunties!!!

Ms. Wintour has unleashed the editors* to REALLY create.

AND FINALLY!!!  THEY HAVE!!!  

Thank you, Tonne Goodman*.

What the consumer receives is some lesbian lovin' right out in the open with an editorial titled, To Rome With Love. (Yes, they REALLY are in Italy.)

Joan Smalls and Raquel Zimmerman do the honors.  The true gift:  sartorial love unfolding with each page.

So romantical!! (Like that Clueless reference!).

IT IS about time a major publication remembers that it is 2013 and not 0213.  Gays are here and ain't going anywhere!!

Leave it to AnnER to trailblaze!!


ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!


NOT every romance is cock and cunt!!! NOT every glamourous destination is for the breeders to display their chosen lifestyle AND to put it upon all of us!!

How long until we see it on the Men's side??

C'mon GQ!!  We're talking to you Jim Nelson (E-I-C)--- and he's gay... To boot... Go figure?!!  Guess S.I. (Newhouse. Jr.) ain't ready for some man-on-man lip lock from one of his men's titles...just yet.

Oh, and the lipstick used in this lesbian story (since we mentioned it in the title  of the post):  Estee Lauder Pure Color Crystal Lipstick. WORK!  Ehhhhhhhh!!!!!




GETTIN' LEZBY WID IT:





Monday, February 11, 2013

HE'S LEGAL!!



We've been waiting for this day!!

GET OVER HERE, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
































Taylor Lautner, 21

Happy Birthday, boo!!!

Monday, December 10, 2012

GIF PACKAGE


TIS THE SEASON:

We're GIF givers!!



STATE OF MIND



DAPPER DAN:

FINALLY!!!

After marrying Terry Miller in Canada over a decade ago, scribe/activist/rebuttal genius Danny Savage was able to marry Terry in their home state of Washington (since marriage equality passed in that state this past November).

After the formalities, Danny quips:   "It's time to consummate this thing."

We concur.  Tape it and send it to us!!!  MMMMM MMMMPH.

Congrats to the happy and very HANDSOME couple.





We follow Danny:

@fakedansavage

BOSTON'S SANTA SPEEDO RUN 2012



SANTA, BABY!:

The annual run for a good cause in Boston, Mass.








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