LA*SURFPUNK HOLLYWOOD

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

HOW DARE YOU USE THAT TONE WITH ME

TEAM VOGUE:

In honor of all you fabulous fashion FAGanistas eagerly awaiting the docufilm of The September Issue, I am going to direct you to two ringtones.

You may remember that the film chronicles what Anna & Co. endure to make the VOGUE September issue come to fruition.

With that being said... CityFile is making ringtones of Anna's voice or Andre's voice available to download onto your cellphone. FREE!

You readers know I am no techie-- so read their post thoroughly for instructions on how to download the ringtone.

Anna's says something like jeans and tshirts can be as glamorous as a ball gown....

Andre's says something like don't be afraid to Xerox. You may have a 4 year degree and think your all that and a bag of chips........

Too dorky, yes.

Too campy, absolutely.

But SO downloading these!!!!

CITY FILE

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VIDEO OF ZACKY POOH'S LEAP OF FAITH

This blog posted earlier about Zacky Pooh taking a leap of faith bungee jumping in Canada.

We heard it was for research for an upcoming movie role. What a study!!!

We like how he takes his craft seriously....

Watch the excitement of what we blogged about earlier below:

BIO-MADONNA-OLOGY

Everyone is giving the bitch a bad rap about her sinewy arms. I say if you got it, rock it.

I wonder if my condoms, new or otherwise, can be elasticized to do my rubber band work out at home?

When will the world realize-- BITCH don't care what any one thinks. She does what she wants. Always has.

CARE NONE.

UK's The Daily Cunt dissected VADGE's physiology in an easy to understand chart.

ANGULAR PERCEPTION:

From this angle the guns are perfect!! What's the big whoop?

We love the bootcut jeans and how they cover the entire shoe and are dragging on the ground all raggedy and shit.

BITCH ROX!!!

BROADWAY BOUND

The Great White Way may need to be called The Great Green Way, in the future.

The first "green" theater to open in 20+ years made its debut at Henry Miller's Theater.

For the ribbon cutting, Broadway offered us: handsome John Stamos and every gay's camp icon, Ms. Gina Gershon.

The two will be starring in September for a production of Bye Bye Birdie via the Roundabout Theater Company.

DARLINS, Gina has played Cristal, Jackie, Sasha, Corky; and, in this reprised role, she will act as Rosie.

ZAC EFRON?: GIDGET 2.0

The thespian that wants to be taken seriously has been approached to star in a Gidget remake.

Would you believe who is up to play Gidget, that tarty vamp Syphilis Cyrus.

That's not a revamp of a movie that is just a TRAMP in a movie.

We're sure his team at CAA will manage him away from such a disaster!!

JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY

LUCK OF THE IRISH:

JRM celebrated his birthday in a cool way.

He went to go see U2 in Dublin. An Irish celebrating his Irish ways with an Irish band.

I just want to collect some four leaf clovers for me luck...maybe put them in me mouth seductively, like you would do a rose, and have JRM retrieve them with his lips. With bee stung lips like his, he could cover a lot of ground.

Jonny made some time for fans too. Those fans found out it IS better to receive when it comes to gift giving of a photo op.

READY FOR MY CLOSE UP

Here is a close up of the fine rear that belongs to swimmer Ricky Berens, we posted on this earlier.

I think we can all let out an "Oh my......" that can be heard 'round the world.

We'll leave you alone to make your own adjustments on computer and clothing.....

We've spent all day getting a closer inspection and the zoom button broke....

LEVI POULTER'S DAY JOB

The seksi Levi punches more than the clock at his day job for Men At Play.

We want him in our office ORIFICE doing some OVERTIME!!!

MUST SEE: HOME VIDEO MICHAEL JACKSON EXTENDED FOOTAGE

NEVERLAND RANCH BIRTHDAY:

Michael Jackson with the kids.

Michael gives Prince a toast, he sings to the children.

EVEN, Bubbles makes a cameo -LOL.

Paris tells how much she loves her Daddy!!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

HAVING A WHALE OF A TIME

Look how much Jack Nicholson has panned out. Don't tell him that--he can't handle the truth.

He's 72 and enjoying life on the French Riviera.

ROAST YOUR ASS

"Joan has fucked more old Jews than Bernie Madoff," Brad Garrett roasting Joan River for Comedy Central.

RING MY BELL

This is adorable Drake Bell, 23.

He's best known for working on that toddler station Nickelodeon; he's looking anything but childish.

Some questionable photos have surfaced. It's leaving people wondering if it is the actor and his talents.

THE LAD'S TALENTS

SPIN ME ROUND BABY

We catch K-Lu out and about in Hollywood.

I'm sure all of us want to hitch a ride with him and wrap our arms around his meaty chest then slowly work our hands down to his thick stickshift!!!

WANDA'S WORLD

STUDIO CITY:

The paps catch the whole family out for a stroll: Wanda, Alex, the wife, Olivia Lou, daughter and Lucas Claude, son, and the dogs.

We love us some Ms. Wanda!!!

UKan't DO THAT HERE !!!!

PORTREATH, UK:

Poor Ty-Ty, what you do in America, doesn't always translate in other countries.

Ty-Ty brought his super hyperness across the pond to the UK to shoot a special Ty's Great British Adventure. The design team was there to overhaul and makeover an abandoned park.

How do we say this.... The British are so much more proper and polite. Coddling would be a good verb to use when dealing with our peeps across The Pond.

We are sure all that loud-ass yelling into the megaphone and the demand of finishing the project in one week DID NOT sit well the UKers. Ty-Ty will be very lucky if he is ever welcomed back.

Another challenge the host realized: the British like to talk everything out and plan what each person is doing, gee imagine that... some organization for a change.

"The British are so polite, they are afraid of ruffling each other's feathers. They had to take the time to discuss it properly. That was one of the biggest challenges — to get everyone to agree on what we were going to do and then convincing them they could do it.," quipped Ty.

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COME FLY WITH ME

Neil Patrick Harris and boyfriend David Burtka at LAX.

INSTEAD OF CRUSHED BABY BONES, IT'S DIAMONDS

NO BONES ABOUT IT: AND WE THOUGHT IT WAS A PASTE OF PLACENTA AND FROZEN EGGS:

The Material One has taken it to a whole new level, as she always does....

Madonna's spackle artist for the Sticky & Sweet Tour uses crushed rose-cut diamonds, not baby bones, and the makeup wonder applies the diamond dust on THE MUSIC MIRACLE's eyelids.

THE OVER-ACHIEVER even has 2 carat diamonds affixed to her brow bones.

This bitch is too much....

LA LAW

USC LAW CHRISTENS JOHN SCHULMAN TO SPEARHEAD ENTERTAINMENT LAW PROGRAM

John Schulman is a top entertainment law professional and The USC Gould School of Law is tapping that brain and powerhouse to spearhead and create an entertainment law program.

Fall 2010, law students can begin specializing in the program at the Trojan campus.

Hmmm, a graduate degree has always been of interest.....

I WANT MY MONEY, BITCH!!!

My heart goes out to all these entertainment assistants, I've been there!!

Defamer:

We have friends in mailrooms all over the city and we know these agencies paid cheap and here's some proof.

Since William Morris Endeavor have gelled, salaries have been slashed for those employed there.

I wonder if Ari, Patrick or Dave are partaking in any of the salary cuts?

Of course the ones that do the most and endure all those megalomaniac personalities of the self-entitled upper brass and get shitted on and treated like crap for more than 12 hours a day are the ones getting the shaft:

The New York office of WME:

Employed at WME less than 1 year - $10/hr

Employed at WME 1-2 years - $11/hr

Employed at WME 2-3 years - $12/hr

Employed at WME 3 years or more - capped at $14 hour.

POPOS ARE RAIDING DR MURRAY'S LAS VEGAS ABODE

All three are involved: the LAPD, Las Vegas Police Dept, and the DEA possess a search warrant for Dr. Conrad Murray's Las Vegas property.

Early Tuesday morning the shizz went down.

A snitch in one of the precincts blurted: "They're searching Dr. Murray's residence and office… They're executing a search warrant. They're continuing to look for records and other aspects of the investigation. They're just looking for any information they need to help [in the investigation].

Story developing....