CHACE HIM DOWN

TORSO TEASE:

Chace in Cabo.

Spot the mouthwatering bulge in his shorts!!

DISPATCHES...

MARLON MONDAY MONTAGE

AN EYE FOR A RY

Hell to the OHHHHHH!!

Where has this scrumptious morsel been lately????

Baby is lookin' hella finz!!!!

That is one ASStounding backside!!!

GETTING YOU UP TO SPEED(MAN)

Remember WHERE you were on this day when you heard this OUTSTANDING news.

The gorgeousness that is Scott Speedman has a job. A Gig!! A Project!! Yes, it is true. It has been a loooooong time since S.S. has had a TV job. His rugged handsomeness will once again be transmitted globally on a weekly basis!!

To tell you how much we love Speedman would be understatements.

We've seen him in person (many times) and trust, honeyz, these pictures off the internet, like the one above, don't do him justice.

The guy is even more beautiful in person. Like a VISION!! An entranced and seducing MIRAGE!!

Anyway....

The pilot is for ABC.

Last Resort.

[The] project centers on the crew of the nuclear submarine USS Nevada who after disobeying a suspicious order become fugitives. They land on the island of Sainte Marina, where they take over the NATO Listening Station and declare themselves an independent nuclear nation. Speedman plays Xo Sam Kendal, second-in-command of the Nevada behind Capt. Chaplin (Andre Braugher) who is “the beating heart of the boat.”

Once this starts airing, we will be entranced by Speedman's beauty..... not being able to follow words, script or plot!!! TRUST.

DALEY HOTNESS

Tom Daley, February 2012

PASTEL PRETTY

SWEET OFFERINGS

Wanna lick?

COMMUNITY AFFAIRS

Thousands of couples have married outside New York City in tucked-away communities since the approval of same-sex marriage in New York state.

.....Statistics released by the state on Wednesday show that more than 2,300 same-sex couples have wed in other communities in the state since the Marriage Equality Act took effect.

Out of that number, 983 were two men same-sex couples.

BRING IT!!!!!

SCHOOL DAZE

BOMER BONER HIGH:

Oh, we definitely would have been all up on this stud's jock in high school!!





Matt Bomer

SAY WHAT?

WORK!!!!

"I’m outraged that there are currently major candidates for President of the United States who are using homophobia to rally their base. I’m pissed off at my Republican family back in North Carolina, several of whom came to my wedding, but who went right back and are voting for homophobes and acting like it doesn’t matter. It does matter and it’s time for the queers in this country to start saying so to their families. I think we’ve all cut them too much slack for far too long."--Armistead Maupin

DUPLICITOUS CUNT LEAVES ACCIDENT SCENE

A scum anti-gay radio loudmouth was accused of leaving a hit-and-run accident after attending a drag show at a Houston gay bar.

This duplicitous cunt's name: michael berry.

This asswipe has been very vocal on LGBT issues and same-sex marriage.

Local 2 Investigates e-mailed Berry for his response to the hit-and-run allegations and the videotape showing him inside the club during that drag show, and Berry replied, "I don't respond to such things." Houston police said the hit-and-run was still under investigation, adding that Berry was not listed as being charged with a crime at this point. If additional witnesses are found, or if prosecutors change their minds about the video and the witness account, Berry could be charged with a misdemeanor crime of Failure to Stop and Give Information (FSGI).

The victim told Local 2 Investigates he believes the conservative activist is trying to avoid the issue entirely because of his public stances involving gay people. "If you're going to stand up and say anti-gay things and be conservative and be Mr. Good Guy, and then when something happens that points you out and puts you in a place with the exact business that you aim to shut down, it kind of makes it seem like I need this to go away and I need it to go away quickly," said Bennett.

SUCH A DOLL!

PAPER DOLLS:

Drape or rape Don Draper?? HA!!

LUXE PREP

We are dying over Michael Bastian's F/W 2012-13 collection over here.

Each piece covetable.

Luxe that isn't afraid to be worn!!

A recurring icon in his collection is of a dog. Top dog of the fashion pecking order, we take!!

The silhouette: SLIM!! At least a 30W trouser and 40R jacket. If you're not that size, we recommend Nole Cakes' gluten-free diet from here until Fall/Winter 2012 and beyond, in other words--FOR LIFE!! Ehhhhhhhhhhh.

We love the slimness of the trousers from suit-dressing to weekend and evening.

With some outfits, the pop of color is multi-tasking, not only visually appealing but grounding an outfit as well.

Love the gingham shirt (we recommend in the colors red, purple, turquoise) with the suit. The socks rock!! You could wear socks in a hot purple or turquoise, too!!

A pop of purple. Not only grounding the outfit but visually appealing. This turquoise/aqua blue/teal color is THE stand-out color of Fall 2012. Buy it in a t-shirt, a tie, a scarf and in a sock. It will definitely elevate your look to the next level.

Dying over the 70s-inspired ski jacket!!

This weekend look is PERFECTION. Dying over the cobalt blue high-tops!!

Dog icon throughout the collection. The 70s-inspired puff vest is still a huge item for Fall 2012.

Hello husband!! Looking hot with a tan, army-colored shorts and camo bag. Love!! the bag!!

Hello Brad Kroenig!!!!! We couldn't skip him!!

Dog icon on the pants. How True Prep!! D-I-E.

Oh hell to the yes. This tan hottie in a silk robe. A weekend getaway at the Waldorf or the Sofitel with this cutie in that robe!! Don't bother knockin' if this room is rockin'!!!

Holiday dinner dressing at its best. Love this tartan dinner jacket. We're breaking that out for Hanukkah 2012 and New Year's!!

Just like our coffee, strong and black!! The slim cut of those pants-- TO DIE!! Does he come with the ensemble??

See, here, you could add a turquoise belt or a turquoise-colored tie as a belt for the pants. It would be the color of the season plus giving it that pop but not over-powering the outfit!!

PEEK-A-BOO

Oh hellz yes!!

We see London,

We see France,

We see TayTay's underpants.

Some stills from Abduction.

Oh how we want to be between him and those Calvins!! Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

IDIOTS

Learn your music history, you ignorant fucking cunts.

We bet they know who that Louisiana trailer-trash, talentless, vapid slit auto-tuned lipsynched cunt is in a heartbeat.

Whitney dies, yet these stupid fucks live......

All this trash doesn't know legendary talent when it is right in front of them.

Tweets when Sir Paul McCartney was closing the Grammys.

FINDING OUR THRILL ON BURBERRY HILL

Gorgeous!

Mouth-watering!

Stunning!

And, that is just Eddie Redmayne!! Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh yeah, the clothes are okay too.

Whilst perusing our new Vanity Fair (March), we landed on the page with Redmayne modeling for Burberry. Our hearts stopped. We were in a paralyzed visual trance, unable to move, unable to breathe.

Those beautiful bee-stung lips had their stinger right in our eyes. So arousing!!

The venerable British fashion house employs Redmayne, again, as a model for its Spring/Summer 2012 campaign.

The thespian modeled for Burberry back in 2008 (we blogged on it before on our OLD blog LA*SURFPUNK that Google yanked!!).

Spring/Summer 2012, below:

Circa. 2008, below:

EASY RIDER

Easy rider, you say??

We'll be the judge of that!! Thank you very much.

That body!

That torso!

The thinness.

Long, lithe and lanky!!!




Gareth Thomas

CHEST IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES

FUCKIN' A #8