LA*SURFPUNK HOLLYWOOD: April 2010

Friday, April 30, 2010

CAUGHT OFF GUARD

We've been looking at numerous pictures of Mike The Situation Sorrentino and we noticed he loves to wear A/X.

We trotted on over to the A/X site to see if there were any products that The Situation had on and low and behold, guess who was there to greet us on the main page.

One of our Brazilian loves, Marlon Teixeira.

Just a vision.

See why we were caught off guard? Needless to say, we forgot all about what we were/are doing......

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SMOKIN

Jared Leto is 38.

No muffin top.

Nice, tight little hard body. We bet something else is nice and tight....

Hell jeah!

EWWWW

Gross.

Spit on this piece of crap...

This HOMOPHOBE had his picture on the guyswithiPhones site.

We doubt he really uploaded it himself, we bet it was leaked by a rogue uploader!!

Mel Gibson

SUICIDE ATTEMPT?

In Manhattan, deep in the subway tunnels, a college student was trying to off himself.

He donned track worker clothes and possessed cyanide pellets and he was carrying bottles of water.

His intentions were for his body not to be found.

Homeland Security is detaining him and interviewing him along with the Joint Terrorism Task Force and the FBI. They ain't playin!!

The 20-year-old Pace University sophomore told police he wanted to find a discreet alcove, mix the cyanide pellets with water and ingest it. "He did not want to be found," said Deputy Commissioner Paul Browne, the NYPD's top spokesman. "He had no ID on him. He was looking for some isolated place in the system." The pellets, commercially sold and typically used as a pesticide or to clean jewelry, can create toxic fumes when heated. The suspect did have five flares in his backpack -- along with two liters of water and a quart can of cyanide - but police said the flares could not produce the heat needed to cause any damage. "This was not a terrorist plot," Browne said. "We believe it was part of a plan for an individual to kill himself alone."

via nydailynews

WEHO WANDERING

TRACK ZAC:

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CAN'T SEE THE FORREST FOR THE TREES

MODEL MEET MEAT: FORREST GREGORY

FITT TO BE TIED

MODEL MEET MEAT: MICHAEL FITT

FOOTBALLERS ARE THE BOSS

Hugo Boss inked 3 German footballers in ad campaigns for their different fragrances.

Meet: Lukas Podolski, Mario Gomez, and Serdar Tasci.

FRENCH FLING

HELLO GORGEOUSESESES:

The French have this show Temptation Island, we're not sure what it is, if any of our French readers want to enlighten us, please do.

We think it's a competition to see who can/can't get laid.

Whatever it is, we don't care. Just look at all that EYE CANDY. We'll take the American version on MTV over snatchy gross Snooki ANYDAY!!

We'll take him and him and him and.........

How do you say?: Si vous plait, FUCK US!!

MASS. PASS

An anti-bullying bill passes both entities in the Massachusetts legislature. NOW, the bill lands on the Governor's desk to be signed.

The bill will cover classroom bullying AND cyber-bullying!! KUDOS!

This tips a hat to victims Phoebe Price and Carl Joseph Walker-Hoover.

HAD WE KNOWN!!

First there is that little distance thingy, L.A. to Chicago....

Adult entertainer Colby Keller twittered/wrote a blog post inviting his followers to join him for a drink at a Chicago watering hole.

And NO ONE showed up. Everyone collectively thinking it was going to be a crowded mess.

Had we known about this, we would have been there like white on rice!! Colby would have needed a restraining order at the end of the evening with us. We would have been right at his bar stoop and under the table tugging at his jeans to pull his manhood out and trying to get a taste!!!

We understand if U follow Colby on Twitter, he's really good at responding back to his fans!!

via unzipped

SPEAK OUT/ SPEAK UP

Since his blog post outing himself, this is singer Ricky Martin's first professional appearance.

He speaks out against that Nazi of an immigration law in Arizona at the Latin Billboard ceremonies:

SAY WHAT?

I know we loved each other. I know he told me that all the time. I believe that he was probably my soul mate,” quips Jason Pfeiffer, who claims he was in a loving relationship with singer/entertainer Michael Jackson.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

MY OH MY

It's Sean O'Pry.

The beautiful, lithe model shoots the H&M Winter 2010 looks.

YOU CAN'T BE HAIRIOUS

SKARCHING HOT:

How delish does Alex look for his VMAN shoot?

BTS: SWIM 2010 CATALOG

GONNA USE MY LEGS

Crissy Cakes in all his glory per Real Madrid training.

Yummmm.

Cristiano Ronaldo

IN MEMORIAM: AMBROSE OLSON

AMBROSE OLSON: 1985-2010

Designer Hedi Slimane ( former Creative Director of Dior Homme) crafted this beautiful, touching silent tribute to the model.

SOLO ACT

BF IS OUR BF:

Brandy Cakes is dropping a solo album.

The Killers leadvox new project is named Flamingo.

Look for the sound to be heavy piano rock with a sprinkle of guitar.

We can't wait... we're the first in line for ya BF!!

PDA: PATRICK DEMPSEY ATTENTION

We're hearing whispers that once Patrick Dempsey's contract is up on Grey's, he does NOT want to renew.

This gave us an excuse to show some PDA:

Not: Public Display Affection

But: Patrick Dempsey Attention

Mmmmph, what we wouldn't do to all that!!

SAY WHAT?

A RIVER RUNS RAMPANT:

"She should get him back — she should have affair with Larry King.....Once a bad boy always a bad boy — she should have known. I’m so sorry for her. I hope that the baby gives you comfort.” – Joan Rivers

One never to hold back, Joanie lets it rip:

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

TWITTER ME THIS?

Who...... just who could Johnny be referencing?

JohnnyGWeir

Thank you everyone. There are much bigger, smarter and more important fish to fry every day. Idiots are meaningless after all.about 1 hour ago via web

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BAN BOTTOM BASHING

Davey Wavey has something to say about bottom bashing...

try to get past all the: okay like, and ummmm, fer shure, so, and u know, let's see.....

BRITISH AIRWAYS

Earlier it was Tay...

Now we catch London lad Patty Cakes heading to Vancouver.

Robert Pattinson

GRILL THEN FRY

These Motherfuckers

HI!

ACTOR MEET MEAT:

Aaron Johnson might be recognizable from the film Kick Ass:

GRIND THIS

FAIL:

Man, 54, arrested for hook up with teen, 15, via Grindr:

Bren Tynan, 54, from Vancouver was charged with sexual assault, sexual interference and invitation to sexual touching. Police said the suspect met the victim through geo-social networking app Grindr which allows app users to detect other users who are in proximity and converse with them. “The victim told police he met the suspect through a geo-social networking application called “GRINDR.” which is a social networking tool that targets gay and bisexual men,” said Cpl. Marlene Morton. Its basic concept is to connect the user to other gay and bisexual men who are nearby,” she said. “The application works on mobile devices that have a built-in GPS function,” she added. RCMP’s sex crimes unit Sgt. Jeanette Thiesen cautioned parents to be aware of what their children are doing.

Apple states Grindr users MUST be 17 or older.

CHAN CHAN AS A TYKE

MY LITTLE PONY:

Here are two youthful images of Channing Tatum:

Too presh......

CHECK OUT THE CHECK IN CUTIE

TayTay at LAX:

Taylor Lautner

SAY WHAT?

THE SHADY CUNT SPEAKETH:

Evan Lysacek disses Johnny Weir, who wasn't asked to skate in Stars on Ice because he isn't "family friendly" ( a cloaked term for being "too gay").

TART TONGUE:

"'Stars on Ice' is really selective of who they hire and they only hire the best of the best to skate. It would’ve been hard of them to justify hiring him, and I think he was really upset because he wanted the financial benefit of the tour. A lot of us in the skating world were really disappointed in the way he reacted, basically whining that he wasn’t chosen."

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WITTY WEDNESDAY

Don't put it past that conservative RepubliCUNT state!!

OH NO YOU D'NT

WaPo uses a Malcom X pic instead of an Obama image!

SLAP A BITCH

A video montage of the last three dragtestants in RuPaul's Drag Race: Raven, JuJuBee, and Tyra:

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

SAY WHAT?

NUDE DUDE:

“I’m not a prude at all I shot a very, very graphic scene two days ago with a man. I am from Sweden, and it’s different there. If it makes sense, I’ll just do it. And to me, so far, it’s made sense every single time I’ve got naked or made out on the show,” thespian Alexander Skarsgard talks about his nude work on HBO's True Blood.

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