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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

FRANCO FANATIC


Jamie Cakes'  mussed mane, sexy mustache and mischievous smile.

Mwah. XOXO




WORK!



President Obama said pressure him, well Dan Choi is!!

Dan Choi has subpoenaed President Obama over his White House arrest.

Part of Choi's  lawyers press memo:

The subpoena of the President is necessary for the defense to prove that Defendants were following and obeying lawful orders or directives by their President and Commander in Chief, and were therefore under an obligation and authority to act as they did in order to pressure him - in a non-violent, visible way - on this important public issue. In addition, these statements support the contention that Defendants were acting out of necessity, in order to prevent discrimination and greater harm to gay servicemembers now serving.

SAY WHAT?


We so likey:



"I've got a very, very graphic scene coming up that I shot with a man. I'm not a prude. I'm from Sweden, and it's different there. If it makes sense, I'll do nudity, and it's made sense every single time I'm naked on the show. And I love to be naked. It's kind of liberating," quips Alexander Skarsgard.

THE SUN GOES 'ROUND THE MOON


VanessER (say it British, zalinks)  Williams is honored by The Trevor Project.

Isn't it fun to do?  MadonnER, mascarER, AnnER.....

How U be Grrrrrrrl?

Here's the red carpet from MyFoxNY.

Singer and pro-gay supporter Jason Mraz offers a soundbite:




ICE KING DETHRONED




We're not sure who is more pissed AnnER or Mirka.  We're sure both are wincing in a Hermes handkerchief. 

The ever- so- cool, show- no- emotion Roger Federer was ousted by Czech Republic, Tomas Berdych.  

BTW, Nole will face Tomas on Friday.

It's a new decade and the old guard needs to be overthrown!!  It's time for the young turks to show what they are made of!!  Talking to you Nole! Your 23 sweetie. No spring chick, honey...


Tomas Berdych, the 12th seed, had finished the unthinkable, serving out a game he called the toughest in his career, in front of the packed house that Federer calls home. Berdych defeated Federer, 6-4, 3-6, 6-1, 6-4, in the Wimbledon quarterfinals.

“It’s amazing,” Berdych said. “To play on this stadium, to play such a great player as Roger is, to come here and be a winner, this is really amazing for me.”

Berdych, a hard-serving 24-year-old from the Czech Republic, had never gotten past the Round of 16 at a major championship until this year. He reached the semifinals at the French Open last month, before losing to Robin Soderling.

Federer said in a news conference after the match that he was playing with two previously undisclosed injuries. He said that his right leg hurt and his back stiffened during a tournament earlier this month in Halle, Germany. He said both injuries flared up as this tournament wore on.

“It’s just uncomfortable,” Federer said. “Obviously, I’m unhappy with the way I’m playing. You can’t play freely.”

While Federer had left the court graciously, his news conference played out differently. He dismissed questions regarding his two consecutive Grand Slam quarterfinal flameouts. He said that Soderling played elite tennis at the French Open to beat him and here, Federer said, he “gave away this match.”

Because of the injuries, Federer plans to take at least a two-week vacation. When asked if he would watch the final, he said no.

Someone else asked if he could still dominate the men’s tour the way that he once had.

“If I’m healthy, I can handle these guys,” Federer said.

With that, a second week at Wimbledon marked by upsets now had its greatest one to date. Gone was Federer, departing in the quarterfinals for the second straight Grand Slam tournament after registering a record 23 consecutive appearances in Grand Slam semifinals. It is the first time in eight years he has missed reaching the semifinals at Wimbledon, a tournament he has won six times

But Federer looked shaky early, both in his five-set, first-round struggle against Alejandro Falla of Colombia and against Berdych. The thin, lanky Berdych kept aiming serves at Federer’s body, kept jamming the most decorated men’s player tennis has ever known.

Federer lost the first set but rallied to win the second set. Berdych looked uncomfortable, awkward and bumbling at the net, and Federer hit his groundstrokes shorter, trying to draw Berdych in.

On his own serve, Federer held Berdych at bay, with pinpoint control and typical precision. But Berdych regained control. He seized the third set, 6-1, and captured a 23-stroke rally that had Federer hollering to the heavens afterward.

Berdych earned an early service break in the fourth set and never yielded control, serving for the set at 5-4 and fending off some last-gasp rallies from Federer.


LANDON & LETTERMAN


HIGH KICKS:

Landy Cakes stops by and does a guest stint on David Letterman.

Per usual, Dave has Landy kick some soccer balls outside to show the stud's kicker form.

You know Letterman loves to do shit like this... he gets tennis players to hit some balls on a makeshift court outside of Sullivan theater or baseball players to play a game of catch....




L@@KIN ever so GORGE!!!

mmmm mmmmmph




Landon Donovan

7-0


Like we were bitching about earlier, here is one of those 44 states.

Wisconsin has ruled a 7-0... 7-0 .... 7-0 , not one person opposed--that is scary!!!!--to uphold a ban on gay marriage.  Just letting these clit-lickers tellin ya what to do!!

Oh but they have domestic partner registry.  We bet that makes you feel real warm and fuzzy and almost first-class citizen- like!!


"In a 7-0 ruling, the court on Wednesday ruled that the 2006 constitutional amendment was properly put to voters in a statewide referendum. The court rejected a lawsuit that claimed the amendment violated a rule that limits referendum questions to a single subject. The lawsuit, filed by a voter opposed to the amendment, argued that gay marriage and civil unions were two different subjects. Justice Michael Gableman says both sentences 'carry out the same general purpose of preserving the legal status of marriage in Wisconsin as between only one man and one woman.'

via  the AP

SCARY MARY



You better not sit back and do nothing with this!!!  A call to action is in order!!!!

Worrying about going to the gym when you're letting clit-lickers take away your rights from marrying the man you love in the rest of the 44 states!!  And y'all don't even care.  

Do just that.  Go The ScAbbey and feel secure that someone else will do something about this instead of you.

Some cunt doctor is treating a pregnant slit with some drug to prevent lesbianism.  The doctor is in Florida.

Dan Savage has the news at his blog.

Savage writes:

Pediatric endocrinologist Maria New—of the Mount Sinai School of Medicine and Florida International University—isn't just trying to prevent lesbianism by treating pregnant women with an experimental hormone. She's also trying to prevent the births of girls who display an "abnormal" disinterest in babies, don't want to play with girls' toys or become mothers, and whose "career preferences" are deemed to "masculine." Unbelievable.

Two things: Gay people have been stressing out about a day arriving when scientists developed treatments to prevent homosexuality. You can read about the preventing gay sheep freak out here, you can read about Twilight of the Golds here, and I recall—but can't quickly find a link for—a "fellow" at the Family Research Council or the American Family Association who backed in-utero hormone treatments to prevent homosexuality. Well, here we are—the day appears to have arrived. Now what are we going to do about it?

And will the Republicans on the Judiciary Committee invite Maria New to testify at Elana Kagan's confirmation hearings? New could argue that Kagan—childless, unmarried Kagan—is unfit to serve on our highest court because her "low maternal interest" pegs her as abnormal, well outside the "maternal mainstream." Maybe GOP senators would be mollified if Kagan knocked back a few bottles of dex during her confirmation hearings?



Here's some medical information from  Bioethics Forum:


“Gender-related behaviors, namely childhood play, peer association, career and leisure time preferences in adolescence and adulthood, maternalism, aggression, and sexual orientation become masculinized in 46,XX girls and women with 21OHD deficiency [CAH]. These abnormalities have been attributed to the effects of excessive prenatal androgen levels on the sexual differentiation of the brain and later on behavior.” Nimkarn and New continue: “We anticipate that prenatal dexamethasone therapy will reduce the well-documented behavioral masculinization...” It seems more than a little ironic to have New, one of the first women pediatric endocrinologists and a member of the National Academy of Sciences, constructing women who go into “men’s” fields as “abnormal.” And yet it appears that New is suggesting that the “prevention” of “behavioral masculinization” is a benefit of treatment to parents with whom she speaks about prenatal dex. In a 2001 presentation to the CARES Foundation (a videotape of which we have), New seemed to suggest to parents that one of the goals of treatment of girls with CAH is to turn them into wives and mothers.

SHEAR EFFECT



SUMMER SKIN:

Jake Shear covers The Advocate.

The Scissor Sister frontman has been working out.

Lookin hawt, BB!!



The magazine has released 2 more images.

NUCLEAR NOLE




Novak Djokovic



Nole Cakes defeated Yen-Hsun Lu:  6-3, 6-2, 6-2.

Our Serbian was playing like his old days without a care and confident--he needs to play like this everyday!!

USAToday details,  seeded third, Djokovic lost only 12 points in 13 service games on Wednesday and never faced a break point. He also returned well and won the vast majority of the extended rallies.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

BIRTHDAY WISHES


We'd take a birthday video wish from Jamie Cakes anyday!!!

Here:   Jamie and Bill Hader wish Sam Raimi a Happy Birthday.





James Franco 

A ROOM WITH A VIEW


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RIGHT UP OUR BALL PARK!!



Soccer stud Portugal's Simao Sabrosa

FINED RELIEF




Openly gay footballer Gareth Thomas was taunted with homophobic chants by the opposing team's fans.  Well, the team with the asswipe fans were charged 40,000 pounds.

Maybe sporting arenas will be more aggressive in managing outrageous and caddish behavior at these events!!

The Yorkshire club was punished by the Rugby Football League (RFL) for the abuse Thomas received from its supporters at a March 26th match against the Crusaders. A statement from the RFL said: "Castleford were found guilty of unacceptable behaviour, of breaching the RFL's respect policy, of misconduct by their supporters and of conduct prejudicial to the interests of the sport. "The tribunal was chaired by his Honour Judge Rodney Grant, who criticised the club for failing to take steps to stop the homophobic chanting, for failing to identify the perpetrators, for failing to challenge the chanting and for their failure to undertake a meaningful inquiry afterwards." The March game was Thomas' second for the Crusaders after he switched from rugby union to rugby league.

Of course, one can't expect a team to manage its fans but at least it's a start and it sends a message that unruly behavior will be punished.

The team will appeal the fine, of course.


Monday, June 28, 2010

PHOTO SLOP


Oil washes up on the Pensacola Beach.

The photos are super depressing.  Our environment forever damaged.



NOLE THE BARBARIAN



Novak Djokovic



Nole Cakes takes the win from Lleyton Hewitt:   7-5, 6-4, 3-6, 6-4.

It was shaky there in the middle of the match, Nole was suffering from his breathing/asthma .  The trainer had to give him some type of oral medication.  Which resulted in that third set loss.

But our Serbian stud pulls it together for the win.

Nole's mom and little brother were in the stands to cheer him on.

In a Neanderthal move, Nole ripped, tore his shirt off and released several hearty growls after the win.

We love it.

We can role play, sex stud.

Nole, ape man.  Drag us to your cave by our hair, baby!!!


SURF STUD






Ryan Kwanten



We wish beaches all over the world would wash up this vision of beauty.

RyRy as surf stud.

The thespian did a PR event for Maybelline and Garnier at The Surf Lodge, Montauk, NY.

Surfing runs in the family, his dad is pro!!

And you readers have to wonder why we are just head over heals with surf studs....





NYC PRIDE 2010


Image via BrooklynVegan


A very small internet round up of yesterday's festivities in The Big Apple:

PHOTO LITE:  The New York Times has 8 pictures of the whole event. 8!

THE GREY LADY VISITS A GREAT LADY:  The Times has a poignant story of  Storme DeLarverie,90, an original Stonewall rebel who now, sadly, suffers from dementia.

GO VEGAN!:  ... in more ways than 1......  BrooklynVegan has some excellent pictures of NYC Pride.

LET ME HEAR YOUR BODY TALK:  BossTweed has NYC Pride documented ... mostly with hot bois and their hot bodies.

BALLS & BOIS




We love baseball.

Because where there is baseball, there are three things:   hard wood, balls and bois.

That includes in the stands too.

Zacky Pooh takes in a LA Dodgers game this past weekend.

Talking exclusively with a blond friend.

Demi and Ashton provided high jinx in the background.

HEINOUS & HORRENDOUS


The San Francisco LGBT community was trying to celebrate their 40th Pride when mayhem broke out.

In the Castro, the Pink Saturday celebration came to a halt when gang members fired bullets with two people wounded and one killed.

SFPD has made 2 arrests.


San Francisco Police arrested a second suspect Sunday in connection with the deadly shooting during the Pink Saturday gay pride street party, KGO-TV news is reporting. The second man is being charged as an accomplice. The gunman was arrested shortly after the shooting late Saturday night and is facing murder charges. According to KGO-TV, police believe the suspects were connected with gangs in the city's Bayview district. The victim who was killed is being identified as Stephen Powell, 19. He was shot in the chest, police said. The two other victims, a 29-year-old man, and 19-year-old woman were each shot in the leg and their injuries are not life-threatening. San Francisco City Supervisor Bevan Dufty said those victims were not the gunman's intended targets but were bystanders caught up in the crossfire. The shooting was reported at 11:24 p.m. in front of the Pottery Barn store on Market and Castro Streets. Police say the 19-year-old gunman opened fire hitting three people. The suspect was arrested in the area minutes after the shooting.




SOPEL & STANLEY


We reported earlier that Brent Sopel, a Chicago Blackhawk defenseman,  was carrying the Stanley Cup through Chicago for Gay Pride in honor of Brendon Burke.







Quipped Brent to Outsports:

I had a great time, way better than I expected. It was more (fun) than I expected; it was a blast. Everyone was fun, everyone was dancing. But, at the end of the day, I hope it raised some awareness. I wasn’t here to advocate (anything), but if coming here helps break down walls in the meantime, so be it. I was here for Brendan. I hope he is smiling (from heaven). He was a very unique individual. For him to come out, and then die a few months later …when you’re a parent and you have to bury a kid, it’s just heartbreaking.”


Sunday, June 27, 2010

YAHOO GIVING US PROPS FOR PRIDE







Yahoo is showing the Pride colors in a ribbon under its icon.

Click on the logo and one jumps to a special Pride page.

Readers get a special feature on The 40th Anniversary of Gay Pride Festivals

A ticker tape of LGBT news links via The Advocate.

The last century  in LGBT history is highlighted.

Special ads for LGBT groups,Gay and Gay-friendly links to Film/DVD/ TV titles.

Kudos Yahoo!  We love it!!

BTW--

And we find humorously, the top trending topic (at the top of the page) for the moment is Bernadette Peters, a gay favorite to some, lol......

Saturday, June 26, 2010

SO SMOKIN


Soccer stud Landon Donovan is a dream.

HOT!

HOT!

HOT!

We'd give anything to be those compression shorts :')


HAPPY PRIDE NYC



Although we aren't there physically, we are with you spiritually, New York.

To all our East coast gay brothers and sisters, may we remain committed to what is rightfully ours as humans-- the right to love who we want and be who we are!!!

Lots of love NYC.

Haaaaay. Represent. Represent.

SOMETHING TO SEE IN SEATTLE


The Pride Flag atop the Space Needle!

This is awesome!!!

Beyond words!


THERE'S A HO IN HOUSTON



HOUSTON, WE HAVE LIFT OFF:


Andy Cohen 


A reality Ho!

We kid. We kid.

Andy Pandy is the Grand Marshall for Houston Pride this weekend. 
 
Ohhhh we wish we could be there with open legs arms to welcome the chatty Cathy.

All you reality whores out there who want their own show, may we suggest you pull yourself together and look reals good for Andy.  We're sure flashing him some cock might cement the deal with something.....

TOP BILLING



Loves it:


billmaher


I know its mostly kids but anyone so idle and lame to camp out for a phone or a movie shld be used to stop up the oil well

Friday, June 25, 2010

RELIG-DICULOUS


These fucking religious types are off their goddamn rocker:
                                                                                             
1)   In the Dominican Republic, a priest wants to tear down the church's artwork because the angels look gay..... and evil!!!  Can't make this shit up.


The painting named "Allegory of the Virgin of Carmen," was concluded 12 years ago by Dominican artist Roberto Flores. The artwork adorns the interior of the church of “Our Lady of Carmen” in the mountain community of Jarabacoa, an agricultural and tourist center located in the Dominican Republic. The priest Johnny Duran sparked the controversy surrounding the painting, after promoting the adoption by the Jarabacoa City Council of a resolution that revokes an earlier statement by the same council that designated the mural as municipal heritage. Explaining his reason to revoke the previous decision and destroy the mural, the priest argues that the church congregation feels uncomfortable by the painting and that the mural does not inspire religious sentiments because the angels there depicted have a “diabolical, homosexual look” in their faces. Further, he contends that it is not clear whether the angels are male or female.



2) Yvonne Moore wants her $250,000 back that she's donated in the past.  Her chuch, Washington DC's  Covenant Baptist performs gay marriage.  She no likey that!!

We do give a nod to the Baptist pastors for going against the grain and performing marriages even if it cost them half their congregation.

But---

Who other than idiots do that-- give a church, a religious organization that kind of money...  That's why she's really pissed cuz she decided to sit down and balance her checkbook. 

To Yvonne:  you just figured out how ignorant you are-- handing over that kind of money with nothing in return!!

You could have used some of that $250K to get your hair DID correctly.

Don't get it twisted bitch.  Don't blame the gays for your stupidity......




TOM FORD PART DEUX


WORLD OF WONDER:




The project is all hush, hush; but,  Tom Ford is working on a second film.

Also in September, we believe, he is ready to debut a namesake womenswear line.  We can just imagine the opulence.  Just take a gander at his Mens collection.

If a Tom Ford robe from the men's line cost a mere $5600.  How much for the other gender?


What a wonderful world it is... if it is Tom Ford's and your living in it!!

SLOWBAMA



Despite the reception for LGBT leaders and youth, Richard Socarides slams President Obama on being nonexistent on gay rights.  He was the LGBT advisor for President Clinton.

And look at what policy came out of that administration:  DADT.

The policy we all want repealed.

Anyway....

Socarides states there is no gay presence in President Obama's  "inner circle:"


The absence of a position from the Justice Department in favor of expanding civil rights is as shocking as the absence of a coherent White House policy on gay issues. There is no senior policy person at the White House whose primary responsibility is gay rights. And there is no gay person in Mr. Obama's inner circle of advisers. That matters when trying to get attention for issues in an already overcrowded agenda, and the result is obvious. It's true that this president is no George W. Bush, or John McCain, for that matter. He signed into law a long-sought amendment to the federal hate-crimes statute, which added sexual orientation as a protected class. Many cabinet agencies have taken steps to make their rules and regulations more gay-friendly, most significantly with respect to issues like hospital visitation and, earlier this week, some aspects of family medical leave. That's all good news. Mr. Obama entered office with greater immediate challenges confronting him than most. But after eight years of benign neglect (at best) from Washington, and a campaign in which Mr. Obama promised to be our champion, gay Americans had good reason to expect more from this president, and now are understandably frustrated."

IMPERIOUS BOOK REVIEWS




You readers know that we 

LOVE! 

LOVE!!

LOVE!!!

Bret Easton Ellis.  We love BEE.   BEE is our BB!!!!

American Psycho is one of our all-time favorite reads.

One of the best opening lines of a novel EVER!!!:

"ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE is scrawled in blood red lettering on the side of the Chemical Bank......" 

The New York Times gave Ellis a less than stellar review of his latest tome, Imperial Bedrooms.

We don't pay any attention to reviewers.  And movie critics.  Ick.  Don't get us started....

If we want to see something or read it-- we will!  We aren't influenced by others opinions.  That is living vicariously and WHO WANTS TO DO THAT!!

Ironically Patrick Bateman would go to a restaurant solely on the review of The New York Times.....

Pay them no mind Bret.

You are a writing GENIUS.

And you've got FUCKING Less Than Zero money to prove it!!

Disses The New York Times:     ".....“Imperial Bedrooms” is without shock value. It’s a work of limited imagination that all too deftly simulates the effects of having no imagination at all."

Yet when a novel is shocking.... groups want to boycott the written work.  American Psycho caused such outrage......

Huh?  What?  Who? ** do your best Karen Walker*** Janet Maslin!!  And, what novels have you written that have been seminal,  cultural touchstones, sweetie?  We cannot recall any of your titles off the top of our heads.  Oh that's because you have NONE.  Can we get a critic with some books under his belt to review??


We can't wait to get our hands on a copy and dive right in!!!!

SAY WHAT?




 “The best thing about when Brendan told me he was gay, I didn’t have to take anything back....I hadn’t made any derogatory comments about gay people, I hadn’t told him they were sick or twisted or God would punish them — some of these absurd things that people say about homosexual people. I didn’t have to take anything back. I said it to him. We were both in tears,” recalls father Brian Burke about the day his son, Brendan Burke, came OUT.

So sad... we'll never know what Brian could have brought to the LGBT community.


MAN ABOUT YOU

Madonna and Valentino


These two are wearing every pattern off the swatch board...

This was a self-serving party that Diane von Furstenberg threw for herself to remind everyone how fabulous and relevant she still thinks she is.

The designer lent her wrap- dress talents to Claridge's Hotel and interior decorated some suites.

TOP HATS, KITTENS AND ICE CREAM



File under:  Awwwwww


Thursday, June 24, 2010

RAY OF LIGHT


File under:  Kewl!!


Above, photo taken from Hancock Tower:  lighting strikes both the Willis Tower, right, and the Trump Tower in downtown Chicago.  A severe storm rolled through the region Wednesday night.






Trump Tower is hit a second time with a bolt of lightning in Chicago.


A-HEAD OF THE PACK




Sean Sullivan

All images by Rick Day



BRAZIL CHISEL


MODEL MEAT:  RENATO FERREIRA



PHOTO S P R E A D


MODEL MEAT:  BARRETT PALL


Spread all that male niceness in our face Barrett!!  




More images at parisianboys

FUCKIN A


MODEL MEAT:  ALLEN CLIPPINGER








All images UKMCBO Photography

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