Stalkers and celebrities go together like coffee and cream, just ask Nole Cakes.
Today, we were trying to get in his tennis bag at the US Open to snag a pair of his jocks. You may have noticed the commotion on the sidelines-- that was us and security making friends and exchanging information. They wanted our digits/ age/ names/ addresses--isn't that flattering?? They were kind of like his handlers, just like in HELL-A: We just know that they were planning to give our info to our Nole Cakes later, like an agent or manager would! We're waiting anxiously for his call..... and waiting..... and STILL waiting......
Guess who else has a stalker? Joe Manganiello.
And, stalker has a tracking device/system for the thespian. BITCH!! Why didn't we think of that for Nole. We could have slipped it in his bag earlier today!!!!
**Adds "tracking device" to shopping list*** Get workie on that PRONTO.
Quips Manganiello: “I’ve had to have my car checked for a tracking device — for a stalker!…You have to take the good with the bad.”
That saying is true: Teach an old dog (us) new tricks!!!
Was this the lesson we were supposed to get out of this story??????????