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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

YEAH KEITH URBAN--YOU OZZIE HOTTIE!!!

The nominees were announced this morning for the 44h Annual Country Music Awards and our COUNTRY CRUSH Keith Urban received multiple nods.

Congrats HONEY!!!!

Entertainer of the Year
Kenny Chesney
Brad Paisley
George Strait
Keith Urban
Carrie Underwood

Top Male Vocalist
Kenny Chesney
Toby Keith
Brad Paisley
George Strait
Keith Urban

Top Female Vocalist
Miranda Lambert
Heidi Newfield
Taylor Swift
Carrie Underwood
Lee Ann Womack

Top Vocal Group
Lady Antebellum
Little Big Town
Rascal Flatts
Randy Rogers Band
The Lost Trailers

Top Vocal Duo
Big & Rich
Brooks & Dunn
Joey & Rory
Montgomery Gentry
Sugarland

Top New Male Vocalist
Jamey Johnson
James Otto
Jake Owen

Top New Female Vocalist
Sarah Buxton
Julianne Hough
Ashton Shepherd

Top New Vocal Duo or Group
Eli Young Band
The Lost Trailers
Zac Brown Band

Single Record of the Year
Miranda Lambert, "Gunpowder & Lead"
Jamey Johnson, "In Color"
Heidi Newfield, "Johnny and June"
Brad Paisley, "Waitin' on a Woman"
Trace Adkins, "You're Gonna Miss This"

Song of the Year
George Strait, "I Saw God Today"
Jamey Johnson, "In Color"
Heidi Newfield, "Johnny and June"
Brad Paisley, "Waitin' on a Woman"
Trace Adkins, "You're Gonna Miss This"

Video of the Year
Heidi Newfield, "Johnny and June"
Carrie Underwood, "Just a Dream"
Taylor Swift, "Love Story"
George Strait, "Troubadour"
Brad Paisley, "Waitin' on a Woman"

Vocal Event of the Year
Josh Turner featuring Trisha Yearwood, "Another Try"
Brooks & Dunn featuring Reba McEntire, "Cowgirls Don't Cry"
Kenny Chesney with Mac McAnally, "Down the Road"
Sugarland featuring Little Big Town and Jake Owen, "Life in a Northern Town"
Brad Paisley duet with Keith Urban, "Start a Band"

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BUT, I'M NOT GAY

Country singer Kenny Chesney confides to that vomit-inducing SLIT RAG, Playboy, that he has slept with more than 100 CUNTS and he's angy for all the gay rumors that surround him.

Chesney quips, "What guy who loves girls wouldn't be angry about that ...? I didn't sign up for that. I think people need to live their lives the way they want to, but I'm pretty confident in the fact that I love girls (laughs). I've got a long line of girls who could testify that I am not gay."

He is:

SO GROSS

SO HOMOPHOBIC

As gay men--we wouldn't want him in our fold--NASTY CLITLICKER!!!!!!!

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'MO NEWS: FEBRUARY 11, 2009

STEERS AND QUEERS: Those REDNECK CUNTLICKING Texans spent over $1.4 million to help defeat California's PROP H8TE!!

STUPID CUNT: So many reasons to hate snatch--one of the main is their smelly cunt--OCTOPUSS Nadya Suleman plans on food stamps to support her 14 overdeveloped ovums NOT THE TAXPAYERS! Stupid sow, where does IT think THAT money comes from???--AND NO--don't ask the CUNT if IT'S trying to mimic Ms. Jolie!! Cunt is SO gross--sew up your cunt and grow a dick where one should be THEN you will be at least a little bit interesting!!!!!!!

BRING BACK SWIFTY LAZAR: As you know legendary agent Swifty Lazar held an iron-fist clench on the post-Oscar bash for decades at Spago's. After his death, Vanity Fair has tried to remain the #1 post party....NOW HER VADGESTY and Demi Moore plan to host a post 2009 Oscar bash at former Maverick Music brass Guy Oseary's abode.

ASS-STAR-'ROID: NO Jake Gyllenhaal did NOT 'roid up for his role in the Prince of Persia film, according to Jerry"Mr. Hands In Every Production In Hollywood" Bruckheimer.

FINALLY!! ANNA GETS IT RIGHT

Say it English zahlinks, AnnER Wintour FINALLY gets a cover right for VOGUE.

It took over 14 issues.

It's not some former DRUNK CUNT that giggles and baby talks its way out of everything and is a TOTAL bore (Drew Barrymore)....

It's not some CLOWNFACE SNATCH (Reese Witherspoon).....

It's not some arrogant FAKE FISHSTICK SLIT (Gwyneth Paltrow)....

It's not some SELF-ENTITLED OVERDEVELOPED HOLLYWOOD OVUM (Kate Hudson)......

AnnER put a smart, confident, and beautiful person on the cover of March 2009 Vogue.

Michelle Obama.

Obama DOES NOT act self-entitled

Obama is NOT a DRUNK

Obama is NOT a FAKE HACKTRESS

Finally a female that finds education important (law school), knows how to get out of a car without showing cooch, and raises naturally cute (not forced), endearing children--that don't ACT SELF-ENTITLED!!!

We thinks (yes I did that verb on purpose) this ISSUE will be a BIG-SELLER and a LONG TIME FAVORITE for VOGUE!!!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

RIP

JEREMY LUSK

--yet repulsive BASS FAT ASS lives on WTF?........

Jeremy Lusk, an American freestyle motocross racer, died of head injuries two days after crashing while trying to land a backflip in competition. He was 24.

He had surgery in Calderon Hospital in San Jose to relieve swelling on his brain, but his condition worsened and he died Monday night, Metal Mulisha, his riding group, said Tuesday.

Lusk won a gold medal at the 2008 X Games. He was injured Saturday night when he failed to complete a full rotation while attempting a Hart Attack backflip and slammed headfirst into the dirt. Lusk crashed in almost identical fashion in the freestyle semifinals at the 2007 X Games but was not hurt.

He had a successful 2008 season, winning Freestyle gold at the X Games and silver in Best Trick when he landed the first double-grab Hart Attack backflip. He won a bronze helmet in Freestyle at the Moto X World Championships in his hometown of San Diego.

Lusk, who lived in Temecula, Calif., is survived by his wife, Lauren.

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YECK!!!- BASS FAT ASS SINKS HER CLAWS INTO GORGEOUS MODEL

2 REPULSIVE QUEENS

INFLICT THEMSELVES ONTO A GORGEOUS KNIGHT

WHY DIDN'T YOU COME OUT DURING THE HEIGHT OF YOUR BOY BAND POPULARITY? YOU STUPID FUCK!!!

SWEETIE--YOU ARE NO GAY ROLE MODEL-- WITH YOUR LARD ASS/ FAKE BLOND BRILLO PAD AND DOUGHBOY FACE......

THE repulsive sight that is Lance Bass was seen clinging and digging her tendrils into gorgeous model Bryan Thomas in Philadelphia.

The doughboy is so DESPERATE and tries SO HARD to remain RELEVANT in a world that doesn't give a FUCK about her.

I KNOW Bryan PREFERS HOT GORGEOUS MEN and not NELLY QUEENS!!!

WE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU DRIVE OFF ONE OF THOSE HOLLYWOOD HILLS!!!

FUCK THIS DAY JOB

TR Knight has quit Grey's Anatomy!!!

According to co-star James Pickens Jr., Pickens quips, "(Knight) just wanted to pursue other career paths..."

Will TR be the next Farrah Fawcett--leaving a hit show. FUCKTARD!!

Even in this economy---especially with the amount they make per episode---just keep doing the day job until they don't want you any more or the series ends. And just keep BANKING the money.

LOSER

SMACKDOWN IN VEGAS AT KRAVE

Former UFC fighter Jon Koppenhaver was picked up by the LVPD for misdemeanor battery on Saturday morning at the Krave Nightclub in Las Vegas.

If you ever been to Krave--even on a Saturday night---YAWWWWWWN!!

Any who........Krave security was escorting the fighter out after a little "tiff" and that is when Koppenhaver turned on security and started a fisticuff with the Krave security team. Krave security team made a citizen arrest until LVPD showed up.

FIEROSCH!!! GRACE JONES COVERS V MAG

80'S GLAMAZON GRACE JONES GRACES THE SPRING ISSUE OF V MAGAZINE.

She's brings SO many good memories to the forefront.

WE LOVE YOU MS. GRACE.

FIERCE GIRL----

ALL CRAZY UP N HERE

HOT STUD CAM GIGANDET WAS PART OF THE FIRST FILM

In Canada, the casting call for the new Twilight installation, New Moon turned ugly and drama ensued.

CLICK HERE

to real all about it...........

'MO NEWS: FEBRUARY 10, 2009

TAG TEAM: Four are arrested in the connection of the vandalism at a Long Island LBGT youth center

COP OUT: The original cop from the Village People, Victor Willis is suing the current group.

HIS INNER BOYFRIEND SPEAKS: Author Brad Gooch dishes on closets, Harvey Milk, and art world's Robert Rauschenberg and Jasper Johns.

THE GAYS OF OUR LIVES: All My Children to showcase same-sex marriage.

MELROSE FACE: The cast and the 411 on the new Melrose Place 2.0 remake.

DIVE RIGHT IN: Ozzie Olympic gold medalist diver Matthew Mitcham has an endorsement deal: Telstra, an Aussie telecommunication leviathan.

BUT, I'M NOT GAY: The retrial of the San Diego Firefighters continues. These firemen are suing for "sexual harassment" for having to participate and march in the city's gay pride event.

Monday, February 9, 2009

WE COULDN'T RESIST--ONE MORE

OOOOOOOHH PAPI

MAMA TU LA VERGA?

RIP

OUCH--

Nissan will ax 20,000 jobs worldwide. The car company announced today.

Good thing you CHARGED those Christmas gifts!!!!

WE'RE BACK BITCHES--BAND REUNITES

As we broke the news this weekend----

Blink-182 is BACK!!

The trio (Travis, Mark, and Tom) announced:

Hi. We're blink-182.

This past week there've been a lot of questions about the current status of the band, and we wanted you to hear it straight from us. To put it simply, We're back. We mean, really back. Picking up where we left off and then some. In the studio writing and recording a new album. Preparing to tour the world yet again. Friendships reformed. 17 years deep in our legacy.

Summer 2009.

Thanks and get ready…

YEAH--WE'RE MORE THAN READY!!!!

BLINK US MARK!!