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Sunday, September 5, 2010

OH NO YOU D'NT


Guilt can be a KILLER -- LOL!




Dexter




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Saturday, September 4, 2010

GO NOLE!!

Nole Cakes plays James Blake tonight.

For those that have the Tennis Channel, tune in.


Novak Djokovic of Serbia celebrates as he defeats Philipp Petzschner of Germany during second-round action at the U.S. Open held at the National Tennis Center on September 2, 2010 in New York. Djokovic went on to win 7-, 6-3, 7(8)-6(6).  UPI Photo/Monika Graff... Photo via Newscom

Novak Djokovic of Serbia reacts after defeating Philipp Petzschner of Germany during the U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York, September 2, 2010. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT TENNIS IMAGES OF THE DAY)

Novak Djokovic of Serbia serves to Philipp Petzschner of Germany during the U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York, September 2, 2010. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine (UNITED STATESSPORT - Tags: SPORT TENNIS)

Novak Djokovic of Serbia dives after a low ball hit by Philipp Petzschner of Germany in the first set during second-round action at the U.S. Open held at the National Tennis Center on September 2, 2010 in New York.   UPI Photo/Monika Graff... Photo via Newscom

Novak Djokovic


Friday, September 3, 2010

AUSSIE AWESOME


DRAMA FREE:

Just like we like our men!!






Ryan Kwanten


Our RyRy covers GQ Style Australia.

And besides being SO gorgeous, he is SO grounded:


"Occasionally I get paparazzi, like this week when I finished yoga, there were 10 waiting outside," Kwanten said. "But I'm not very newsworthy. I'm still a very private person. I want to leave all the drama in my life on the set. I'm not going to call my publicist from a restaurant and say, 'I'll be leaving at 7:57. Make sure there's a photographer outside........ Giving my life up like that would be taking a little bit of my soul. I think some people think they're constantly on show. I don't want to live like that."

SAY WHAT?


OH SNAP, HEARD DAT:





"No, I have something else between my legs,"  Novak Djokovic snaps back when Brad Gilbert asked if he had a between-the-legs "tweener"shot (like Roger Federer)   in his  catalogue of tennis plays.

WORK!

GUNN FOR THE TRUTH


LOADED GUNN:




Parson's fashion deity Tim Gunn has a juicy new tome, Gunn's Golden Rules:  Life's Little Lessons for Making It Work, about to be released.

Gunn discusses his homophobic father and celibacy, reports The Advocate:

“The author’s father served as an FBI special agent and ghostwriter for the legendary chief of the organization, J. Edgar Hoover. In his book Gunn speculates on Hoover’s alleged homosexuality and wonders about his dad’s own [sexual] orientation. ‘You have to wonder about the identity of an individual who’s so blatantly homophobic,’ he says of his father. 'Then there’s the whole Hoover FBI, with all these really good-looking men. It’s a little spooky like Hoover’s handpicked club............Gunn also writes about a terrible relationship he had over 20 years ago, which ended with a betrayal so wounding, he has not risked a romantic involvement since. It’s been decades since he has had sex, he says, though he stresses he’s happy with the decision.”

He also dishes on AnnER Wintour and Isaac Mizrahi.

US OPEN FISTICUFFS

All kinds of histrionics at the US Open last night.

Security caught us-- AGAIN!!-- trying to take Nole Cakes' compression shorts out of his bag and place a tracking device in it.  They thought it was a pipe bomb. Isn't that cute??   We shut that shit down.  Bitch gotta do what a bitch gotta do to get some PRO-ranked Serbian cock!!!

Then--

In the stands, some unruly fans got in a brawl.

One may or may have not been Serbian.  One may or may not have said something to the other.

Before you know it, the incident stops the match and the players (really... just our Novak) were concerned and security jumps in to squelch the unruliness.

"Up there, in fact, was a male fan – whether he was Serbian the authorities did not say — who was cursing and acting obnoxiously, according to the police. Two spectators who were sitting nearby, a woman in her 40s and her septuagenarian father, confronted the man, who apparently did not appreciate their feedback, the police said. Shortly thereafter, the man confronted the woman, and she slapped him in the face. But the man was apparently undeterred; he then sat down next to the woman and continued to curse at her, which prompted the woman’s father to grab him, the police said. The two men fell over two rows of seats as they tussled, and the entire thing was captured on video by another spectator."









FIERCE!



I WANT THAT MAN:


How great is this?

Rock legend Debbie Harry of Blondie alongside with Jake Shears.

The image is for the latest V magazine and this edition has a special New York theme.

WORK!


Thursday, September 2, 2010

KELLAN, KWIT KOMPLAINING


This one here... earlier in the week he's complaining:   because when he does talk shows,  they want him to take his shirt off during the interview.

Now, the paps catch him outside his Studio City house half-naked.  And,  he knows the paps camp outside waiting to snap his picture.

Either be known as a "piece of meat"  or from here on out,  always stay clothed.

Quit your bitching.











Kellan Lutz

EARL'S TWIRL


We are keeping positive thoughts for our friends and readers in the Carolinas and up and down the East Coast.

Stay Safe!!

NWS:  Earl is moving more northwest than expected.


FIRST COMES LOVE... THEN COMES MARRIAGE


THEN  divorce in this case...........






Jarrett Barrios (GLAAD's executive director) is divorcing his husband of six years.

The Boston Globe reports via Barrios' editorial:

As our families continue the march towards equality, the gay and lesbian community often doesn’t talk about divorce, even though some of the most important protections associated with marriage are exercised at the end of a relationship — protections that help the more economically vulnerable partner, give a formula for sharing the care of the children, and establish how two people can disentangle a life’s worth of acquisitions, compromises, and dreams. Just as gay and lesbian couples share the joys of marriage, we will share the pain of divorce, something for which we have no template. Divorce plumbs impossible depths of sadness. It involves separating the dishes and the books and all the other things you acquired back when you both still felt the lightness of love, asserting to a judge at a public trial that, yes, your marriage has broken down irretrievably, and telling your parents whose marriage of 47 years hangs heavy over your anemic explanations to them.

LOURDE HELP US


Little Lourdes has snagged a role on Mama Madge's new film, W.E.

As said in the movie Jeffrey by that casting director:  No role is too small......

WORK!







CHEST PERFECT






These two are thick as thieves.

Once again controversial lenser Terry Richardson clicks some new images of Jared Leto-- this is  becoming a once-a-month thang between these two.

Leto is 38 and his body is slammin!!

We could eat of that chest--like a TV tray-- for the rest of our lives-- rock hard.  And his cock  could be our straw-- YUMM!!!!





MSNBC: M.S. STANDS FOR MEDIOCRE SHIT

Does Chris Matthews get it?

It's not so much about that asswipe's coming out; it's about the scum's back-story.

**********************


Joe Solmonese: "The past is the past. We certainly don't have the luxury at this point in our movement to turn away any offer of help."

Who/ what group is going to ask Mehlman to answer -- with his head in a guillotine--  for all the  anti-gay measures that was passed on his watch in 21+ states.

Answer to:   gay teen suicides, gay teen homelessness, broken families because of a homosexual offspring.

Answer to that scum, asswipe cunt Ken Mehlman!!!

Respond to that Joe Solmonese!!  NOT just some rhetoric:   oh -the- past- is- the- past bullshit response..........

LOL


What we are laughing about is NOT the allegations-- this ain't "news," remember those rumors about Ricky Martin and those were denied for years, THEN, BAM!  "I'm gay"  No shit Sherlock!!! -- but "gay spa sex."

LOL.  "Gay spa sex"  is that what they are calling it now.  Stupid breeders.

Gay spa sex = bathhouse

Old dude is creepin in the bathhouses.

We wonder which ones?  Hollywood Spa, Melrose Spa?

Get the beach read HERE


DADDY, DADDY


ROB LOWE = D.I.L.F.

We want some Daddy Dick!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

THIS OLD HOUSE

President Obama redid the Oval Office and no money from taxpayers was used!!  

Some new items include a Presidential seal rug with quotes from presidents of the past and Martin Luther King, reupholstered chairs with leather, and chic wallpaper.

All furnishings are American-made.


LEAP TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND

These cats are insane.



ICE ICE BABY


WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT?:



Rafa Cakes


SAY WHAT?


BUT YOU ARE, BLANCHE.  YOU ARE A PIECE OF MEAT:




"It's funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off...It's nice to be one of the guys that can help sell a movie by taking his shirt off. By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career," complains Kellan Lutz.

And who would you be if you weren't taking off your shirt for Twilight?

Another wannabe actor going to auditions on any given day in HELL-A, that's who.....

Be thankful that they are requesting for you to take off your shirt.  The day that stops is the day you are considered IRRELEVANT !!!!!!!!






SAY WHAT?





CALL TO ACTION:


"If their environment allows them to feel comfortable enough to come out, I see absolutely no reason why not. All the footy codes have been doing so much work to stamp out homophobia in their sports, and I think it's so brilliant and such a proactive thing on their part. It's a part of me that I love and enjoy and I like being known as gay. I see it as something positive, so it's just another positive thing to be known as," pleads Olympic gold winner Matthew Mitcham to the Herald Sun for gay footballers to come out.
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