THE PAPER BOY(FRIEND)

CRACK ADDICT:

This morning, the soy milk (metaphor for something else we want to be dribbling down our chin) was drooling out of our mouths from our coffee when we opened our Sunday New York Times.

Splashed in the front pages was Rafa Cakes and his AJ jean ad.

Lookin' all hot, baked and delicious. He left us in an amorous, randy state that we haven't been able to shake all day!!

And, we're single!! So, we have no one to fulfill our needs when we get like this!! (Time to pull out all of Sean's videos from Corbin Fisher to do the job and where's our Ken Ryker play toy??).

WAAAAAHHHHHHH

Any HOT readers want to offer up?? Ha!

This is the very image, below. Just imagine it with white lettering and something about him revealing the AJ F/W 2011 campaign at Macy's Herald Square and meeting him Thursday, August 25 at 5pm on the Main Floor.

Can we get any of our NYC MALE readers to deliver a kiss on the cheek to him from us?

Something simple: a kiss, a quick grab of his crotch and a whisper in his ear, "From LA*SURFPUNK."

We won't tell Nole, if you don't!