RENEWED

American Horror Story is renewed by FX for a second season after a four episode and continual freshman run.

Deadline details:

The series, created by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk, has received a 13-episode second-season order. “It’s one thing to have the ambition and guts to reinvent a genre in a way that makes it captivatingly fresh for a broad audience — it’s something else entirely to have the craft to back that ambition up,” said FX president John Landgraf. “Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk have hit the trifecta with Nip/Tuck, Glee and now American Horror Story, which will be scaring FX’s viewers to death for many years to come.

POW, WIZZ, BAM

We'll give you 4 guesses to what Quinto's costume is. 4 being the operative clue......





via Zachary Quinto's twitter

YOU MUST

Readers, you'll love this Halloween greeting!! Trust.

JUMP

JUMP

JUMP

JUMP

MAKE A PLAY

GUYS & GUITARS:

We never realized how off the chain bassist Guy (Coldplay) Berryman was/is.

Hot guys playing their guitars-- such a metaphor!!

Can we stroke it??

ADD HIM TO OUR TAB

MARRY ME #15

Parker Gregory

SAY WHAT?

Oh, not you fish, you go back in the sea. -- Men on Vacation.

UP-THE-LEG

LOVE up-the-leg sightings???

So, do we!!!

HERE

HERE

HERE

HERE

BULGING WITH POSSIBILITIES

Yummmmm

Darren Criss

YOUR DALEY DOSE

DALEY PROFILE:

Tom Daley

BUT YOU'RE LIKE REALLY PRETTY

OCCUPY HOLLYWOOD:

From a HIGHlarious blog by Ryan Casey:

Fucking RETCHED CUNT!!!:

Random Caricature:

HA!

SYKED UP

This month has been LGBT history month.

One of our favorites is today's LGBT icon: Wanda Sykes

HAIR & MAKEUP

CURLY TOP:

Image by Sergei Yahchybekov

TO BE MORMON AND HIP

Why The New York Times wasted valuable newspaper real estate space in the Style section for this crap is beyond us!!!

The paper glosses over how today's Morman youth wants to be accepted and hip but not look like everyone else.

What? Look like an anti-gay bigot? Shut the fuck up and get out of the church organization--THEN!! You're ignorant for buying into the crap.

Remember sweeties, the Mormon church and their monies were the main reason Proposition 8 passed in California. Besides the lazy-ass Californians (which is the majority because Prop. 8 passed!!!! ) who did nothing for the cause and only worried about whatever was more important in their trivial lives than someone voting away your rights and legally stating who you can or cannot marry!!!

And unfortunately/tragically/regrettably , Brandon Flowers has reaffirmed his faith/membership as a Morman and made that public via YouTube!!

**As we shake our head like a father, "Where did we go wrong raising him?"***






Today's paper states:

WHAT THE CHURCH SAYS

Many adult Mormons follow the practice of wearing the temple garment, which for men, means long boxer briefs and a scoop-neck T-shirt and, for women, knee-length shorts and a top with cap sleeves.

HOW TO GET AROUND IT

For men, tank tops are out, but you can stay on-trend in a button-down plaid shirt, rolled selvedge jeans and boat shoes. For women, one popular option is the “Zooey Deschanel look” — ruffled blouse, bow collar and a high-waisted pencil skirt.

WHAT THE CHURCH SAYS

Mormons are told not to “disfigure” themselves “with tattoos or body piercing.”

HOW TO GET AROUND IT

Cover up the tattoos or at least try a compromise, like getting a tattoo of a beehive, a Mormon symbol of working together for the common good.

WHAT THE CHURCH SAYS

No beards on missionaries or Brigham Young University students.

HOW TO GET AROUND IT

An allergic reaction to shaving, demonstrated by razor bumps, can score you a “beard card” at B.Y.U.

WHAT THE CHURCH SAYS

No consumption of alcohol, even at social functions.

HOW TO GET AROUND IT

Drink Pellegrino and don’t bother to correct other party guests who assume you are in recovery.

WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER, WE'RE EVERYWHERE

Jed Hooper, a Wales professional rugby player for the OLD Redcliffians, has come OUT!!

The more that do, the more power we have!!

Old Redcliffians captain Jed Hooper has become the first Combination player to publicly announce that he is gay. The 22-year-old back row forward came out to family and friends earlier this year. And Hooper has now spoken exclusively to the Evening Post in the hope that his story can help other young rugby players come to terms with their sexuality. In recent seasons, former Welsh international Gareth Thomas and top referee Nigel Owens have both broken one of the great taboos in arguably the most macho sport of all. And Hooper, a fierce competitor who speaks as directly off the pitch as he does in his pre-match team talks, has now also chosen to come out of the closet after years of anxiety connected to grappling with his true identity. The decision, he said, was still far from easy. "I met someone earlier this year who said he could not be with someone who was in the closet. That, basically, was the catalyst that I needed."

J.F. AND V

Jamie Cakes covers VMAN:

FLAUNT IT!

RISES WITH HEAT:

Jamie Cakes

Why we add Cakes to the end!!

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SEPARATED AND SEARCHING FOR EACH OTHER

LIE MUCH?:

Those gross, lying stinkin' cunts at national organization of marriage (no caps for bigoted trash ) have lifted the picture of crowds showing up at Obama rallies as their own, photoshopping the Obama crowds to represent their own audience in public relations propaganda.

As we have documented, this trash can barely muster up crowds in the low tens at their summer hate tours.

Good As You's Jeremy Hooper made this gem of a discovery!!

CYB!!!

Can You Believe: Christmas is two months away??!!

MAKING $UGAR

Daddy. Daddy.

He's a workin' thang. And, he is still such a youngen!! Bringin' home that studio bacon!!! He can afford that bacon from Bristol Farms, too. For us, make that bacon: tofu!! Thank you very much.

Baby needs a new pair of shoes.

And by baby, we mean us. And by shoes, we mean Prada or Chanel.

Chrissy Cakes co-penned the screenplay of Paranormal Activity 3. (He also tapped out PA2). The thriller brought in a nice chunk of change to the box office this past weekend: $54 million.

Chrissy has signed with CAA thus we are sure those entities have secured him some back-end percentage points off the flick.

Daddy could make a nice chunk of change off this little vehicle.

And, Daddy inked Disturbia, as well. So, he has some Hollywood coins to begin with plus being a Landon and all, just icing on the West Hollywood cake!!

FLEX APPEAL

STRIKE A POSE:

And, Jakey does!!!

More than one (pose)!!

Drool.

DROP.

DEAD.

BODY.

Jakub Stefano

Care to see Jakey apres flexing??

Leg lifts

Spreading

Bends

YOUR DALEY DOSE

Hi, cutie!!!

CALL ME

HAIR TODAY

THE MANE EVENT:

Tyler Posey

One more after

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THE JUMP

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HA HA HA HAHA

The stupid cunt's entire New Hampshire campaign office (composed of six) quit en masse!!

This made our weekend!!!

Pray away the gay, bitch!!!

Ha ha hahahaha ahahaha

GREENER ACRES

Gayfryd & Saul Steinberg

ZAHLINK, I LOVE YOU, BUT GIVE ME PARK AVENUE:

More "ultra-high net worth" folks call NYC home:

The city is jam-packed with "ultra-high net worth individuals" - superrich folks worth $30 million or more - according to a new report from Wealth-X, a global wealth intelligence company.

There are 7,720 mega-rich people in the city area, the most in the U.S. and a whopping 44% more than distant runnerup Los Angeles, which has 4,350 ultra-high net-worth residents, Wealth-X report said.

San Francisco is third with 4,230 and Chicago (2,550) and Washington (2,250) round out the top five.

Overall, the U.S. has 57,860 ultra-high net-worth citizens, with 13% of them calling New York home. By comparison, the city only makes up about 6% of the total U.S. population.

LOOKIN' RUF

FRIDAY FLASHBACK

SOLID GOLD

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SAY WHAT?

"Is there no Republican that can be gracious and statesmanlike in this situation? We removed a dictator in six months losing no American soldiers, spending, like, a billlion dollars rather than a trillion dollars, and engendering what appears to be good will to people who now have a story of their own indpendence to tell. Anybody want to give credit? What the fuck is wrong with you people?"--Jon Stewart

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

CHAR BABY:

Happy Birthday to one of the greatest musicians --EVER!!

Charlotte Irene!!!

To one of the most prolific songwriters to ever live, ie: Perfect View (one of the most beautifully written love songs--EVER!!!!!)!!

To a modern day Beethoven, ie: Head Over Heels.

May this year be prosperous and one of the best.

Hopefully, Jeff and Astrid will give you lots of kisses and hugs throughout the day and everyday!!

WE LOVE YOU!! XOXO

Charlotte Caffey (born Charlotte Irene Caffey, 21 October, 1953, Santa Monica, California) is the Go-Go's lead guitarist. Charlotte wrote the group's smash single We Got the Beat.

From 1988 till 1992, she led her own band, The Graces, with Meredith Brooks and Gia Ciambotti, who released a 1989 album, A Perfect View. Caffey also co-wrote the theme song to the television series, Clueless, with Anna Waronker. Caffey penned one song for Hole on their album Celebrity Skin.

She is also in Ze Malibu Kids with her husband, the Redd Kross singer and guitarist, Jeff McDonald.

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Charlotte's ever-present surf guitar sound: This Town:

WIDE STANCE