Why The New York Times wasted valuable newspaper real estate space in the Style section for this crap is beyond us!!!
The paper glosses over how today's Morman youth wants to be accepted and hip but not look like everyone else.
What? Look like an anti-gay bigot? Shut the fuck up and get out of the church organization--THEN!! You're ignorant for buying into the crap.
Remember sweeties, the Mormon church and their monies were the main reason Proposition 8 passed in California. Besides the lazy-ass Californians (which is the majority because Prop. 8 passed!!!! ) who did nothing for the cause and only worried about whatever was more important in their trivial lives than someone voting away your rights and legally stating who you can or cannot marry!!!
**As we shake our head like a father, "Where did we go wrong raising him?"***
Today's paper states:
WHAT THE CHURCH SAYS
Many adult Mormons follow the practice of wearing the temple garment, which for men, means long boxer briefs and a scoop-neck T-shirt and, for women, knee-length shorts and a top with cap sleeves.
HOW TO GET AROUND IT
For men, tank tops are out, but you can stay on-trend in a button-down plaid shirt, rolled selvedge jeans and boat shoes. For women, one popular option is the “Zooey Deschanel look” — ruffled blouse, bow collar and a high-waisted pencil skirt.
WHAT THE CHURCH SAYS
Mormons are told not to “disfigure” themselves “with tattoos or body piercing.”
HOW TO GET AROUND IT
Cover up the tattoos or at least try a compromise, like getting a tattoo of a beehive, a Mormon symbol of working together for the common good.
WHAT THE CHURCH SAYS
No beards on missionaries or Brigham Young University students.
HOW TO GET AROUND IT
An allergic reaction to shaving, demonstrated by razor bumps, can score you a “beard card” at B.Y.U.
WHAT THE CHURCH SAYS
No consumption of alcohol, even at social functions.
HOW TO GET AROUND IT
Drink Pellegrino and don’t bother to correct other party guests who assume you are in recovery.
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