TALK DIRK-Y TO US

We thought this publication ceased printing; yet, every time we turn around, they have a new issue? We're confused.

After 20 years, Dirk Shafer glosses Playgirl-- again!!!

Damn, he was fucking fine back then. TODAY!! He's STILL OFF THE CHAIN!!!

Oh and by the way, Derek is fully OUT. Yeah, just so you know, our gaydar was pinging the FIRST time we saw him and his smokin' centerfold picture. Later, when he admitted that he was gay, it just reassured to us that our gaydar was/is in perfect working order.

These stupid cunts can't pick a straight guy if their gross muffs depended on it.....