KEEP US BRIEFED

Drool.

 

IT'S ELEMENTARY

IT'S MILLER TIME: 

Jonny Lee Miller is so fucking hot!!

We're so glad he is finally getting some high profile parts stateside.  TV can use a breath of fresh English air.

We loved him as the psycho self-help guru on Showtime's Dexter.

Now, we can get a weekly dose of him on CBS' Elementary.


JONNY ARE YOU HERE (IN THE STATES) NOW?:

 

WATCH YOUR SPEED(MAN)

SPEED(MAN) DATING:

He cleans up nicely, doesn't he?

Scotty's series, Last Resort, premieres tonight on ABC.

We are so looking forward to seeing Scotty on a weekly basis.  It'll be just like old times.

We'll just pencil in the time of 8-9pm as "date night."


 

M 2.0

This new M magazine featuring Bradley Cooper is a reboot from Fairchild Publication.  They did an M magazine back in the late 80s, early 90s.

And, yes, we were subscribers back then.

We're eager to see the difference between the new millennium vs. last century's issue.

We understand the magazine will only be published quarterly.

We have some old issues of M around here, somewhere.  We'll find them and make a post about them.  



 

DOW JONESING

DOW CHEMICAL (REACTION):

Be sure to catch Boy Culture's post about Tony Dow.

The blog unearthed some hot "pin-up" pictures of the teen star and what Dow is doing now.

In the reruns (Leave It To Beaver), we had such a major crush on Dow.

We won't mention that we were bulge watching back then and Dow's package was definitely bulging!!!

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 

SHARKS BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE

Scientists/marine biologists have been "tagging" great white sharks off the coasts in South Africa and here in the U.S. (East).

Lately, we have been enjoying an interactive map that allows the visitor to see where those tagged sharks are by their "pings" from a satellite.

Fun stuff!!


GLOBAL SHARK TRACKER

 

SWING SET

HOT SHOT:

This is our kind of playground (Mikey)!!

Mikey looks sooo HOT playing golf.

Lean.  Lithe.  Limber.

Arms sculpted.

We love how long he looks (from his chest to his waist--SUPER HOT!!!).

What really drives us over the edge:   we know what he looks like under all those clothes!!



 







Mikey Phelps

VOGUE MEN

ROLE PLAY:

In the October 2012 issue of VOGUE, Jakey Pooh glosses the editorial pages.

Wearing jeans and a T-shirt, he has the broad, rugged physique of an action hero and an open, preternaturally youthful face.  The eyes are big and sad and blue, with a hint of something rascally, pens the article's author, Adam Green.


 

Jake Gyllenhaal

TRAINSGENDER

IT'S TRAINING MEN:

Hallelujah!!

Hell to the Ohhhhh!

Check out the hot London lads on these trains.

Talk to us in that seducing accent, gorgeous!

I say ol' chap....

 


SPREAD THINGS OUT!:

One of our favorite positions of hot lads!!

Mmmmmm mmmph






via tubecrush

ANIMAL HOUSE

IT'S A ZOO AROUND HERE: 

Zacky Pooh partakes in a cheeky editorial for Black Book magazine.

Owls, rabbits and snakes are just some of his cast mates!!

Talk about animal magnetism...



 




Zacky Efron

Images:  Doug Inglish

POWER LUNCH

Patty finished lunch (at Le Grand Passage Caffe Roma) with Daddy in BevHills.




Patty Shriver

HORRORSCOPE

ASTRODIABOLICAL SIGN: 

And...what?

 

ANOTHER COUNTRY

DALEY LECTURE:

L@@K!!

Tommy is fulfilling all our prep school lad fantasies!!!












Tommy Daley

YES WE WILL!

Daddy! Daddy!

 HOT!

 

Will Arnett

HEY, MISTER!

Mr. Brazil 2012, that is.








Thiago Ximenes

SKAR-ED FOR LIFE

All we have to say, these new images of A Skar for GQ Style Australia are:

OFF.

THE.

CHAIN!!!

Just beautiful!!



 







Alexander Skarsgard

A DALEY REMINDER

DALEY DAZE/DAYS:

Tommy has a hot new calendar for 2013.

Now, we have an excuse to gaze at this hot little stud 24/7/365!





Tommy Daley

"ESSENTIAL" BULGE

Fuckin' A.

Who knew Jamie was packing soooo much!!! Hell to the Ohhhhhhhhh!!!

Van Der Beek featured in Essential Homme.



 

HE'S SO FINE FOR THIRTY-NINE

Happy Birthday, Jamie!!

We offer to help BLOW that ONE important candle!

Jamie Marsden

FLAUNT IT

Flaunt magazine features J Gordy in an editorial titled, Quantum Mechanic.

The boy-next-door with that undercurrent of crazy-hot sexuality waiting to be tapped--that is Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

HE'S GOT THE BEAT

LUST TO LOVE:

Mikey Phelps

RETURN TO THE VALLEY OF THE 80S

In 1980, a fresh decade was upon us.

Gone: disco and bell bottoms. In: 3 big movements: punk, new wave and preppy.

Preppy, that old, established well- moneyed lifestyle, was finally receiving some recognition (thanks in part to Lisa Birnbach's zeitgest of a manual, The Official Preppy Handbook).

On the silver screen, there he was: our ultimate preppy boyfriend Conrad (Connie to his dad [then we started calling him Connie too!!!]) Jarett, portrayed brilliantly by Timothy Hutton. A college-bound lad from a well-to-do Lake Forest family with major guilt issues below the surface.

Swimmer's build: check

Wool crewnecks with corduroys: check

Sperry Top-Siders: check

Suicide attempts: No check

Why commit suicide, Connie, when you have us pining and waiting in the wings for you? We would make you so happy!!!

NO FLAB WITH GAB

MODEL MEAT/MEET: JULIAN GABRIEL

AN APPLE A DAY

ORDER TAKER:

Within twenty-four hours , the new Apple iPhone 5 generated over 2 million units pre-ordered.

Last year, the iPhone 4s moved 1 million units in pre-orders during the first 24-hour period.

[washingtonpost]

CLEVER PICK UP LINE!!

ABAZON:

Drool.

HELLO!!!

NIGHT OWL

"B" for Beautiful Boi!!!

BIG DADDY

DILF??

Would you be a Peter, Peter, Peter eater??

iPHONE 5

Picture NOT of iPhone 5

* larger screen at 4 inches

* phone made entirely of glass and aluminum

* 18% thinner than iPhone 4s and weighs 112 grams (20% lighter than 4s)

* first 4G LTE phone (AT&T, Sprint, Verizon)

* "ultrafast" wireless

* new processor, Apple A6 (twice as fast as predecessor; 22% smaller)

* iPhone 5 camera: 8-magapixes sensor, panorama mode

* new dock connector ( Tim Cook: the connectors needed to "evolve"): smaller jack, called "Lightning"

* 3 separate microphones (front, bottom, back): helps Siri's performance, noise cancellation; "wideband audio" technology (voice calls sounding natural)

* battery life: 8 hours with LTE; 10 hours on wifi

* Map app: built from the ground up; Tom Tom voice; tap button 3D buildings in satellite mode, allows to fly around a scene; turn by turn technology; integrates Waze, for real-time traffic information

* Safari in full screen

* Siri: knows sports; can launch apps; knows NFL standings; recommends movies based on Rotten Tomatoes; posts on Facebook; can book restaurant tables, tap time you would like to reserve (powered by OpenTable)

* $199 for 16GB up to $399 for 64GB

* iPhone 4s drops to $99

* available September 21, 2012

BEAUS AND AARONS

On our dream list of romantic beaus, Aaron O'Connell is a top 3!!

"REBELS" WITH A CAUSE

Rebels with a cause..... to get in your wallet.

That Eastern European twink factory Bel-Ami released a picture tome,Rebels.

Gorgeous models are photoshopped, dirtied and greased up to give them a rougher, "rebel" look.

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