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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

LUCKY 7







The USA dramedy Psych begins its 7th season on February 27, 2013.

Look forward to 13 episodes with our other Jamie Cakes (James Roday [who's so HOT!!!]).

The upcoming season will celebrate its 100th episode, and one episode will also include a 2-hour musical.




Tuesday, October 9, 2012

SCOTT LAND






Happy Birthday to one of our loves (our list of menz can fill the Library of Congress) from the Eighties, Scott Bakula.

The actor turns 58.

Forget Quantum Leap, we were all about his guest arc on Murphy Brown.

Wardrobe had him in jeans most of the times, playing a journalist always on call to some remote-desolate-breaking-news location.

That bulge!!

That ass!!

HOT!!


WHY; WHERE; WHAT; WHEN; HOW



WHAT A PITTY:







Exactly what we are asking...

WHERE is this campaign going?

For the first time, the venerable and iconic Chanel brand has chosen a man for its No. 5 fragrance.

The gent is Brad Pitt.




GET REAL


LIGHTS. CAMERA. ACTION!:



Get real.... and, he is!!

Chatter says that Tommy Daley may be up for a reality TV gig.  The show could possibly be a diving competition and Daley would host.

If it's true, may we make a suggestion:  keep the wardrobe on Tommy sparse.  Just tight little swimmers, nothing else!!


Monday, October 8, 2012

ELLE OF A GUY




How often do we get to do a Speedman news sandwich?!!!

Take a HUGE bite!






Scotty Speedman covers November 2012 Elle Man issue.

Canadian newsstands are SO lucky!!

We likey when someone we LOVE like Scotty has a weekly series.  He'll do more press and be on photogs' radars!!



On Last Resort:

 Well, it’s not a real sub – one side is a bunch of crew guys eating tacos. (laughs) It’s pretty intense in different ways. The story is obviously intense itself, but trying to do that kind of show in eight days is also a challenge….We did a lot of action this week: a lot of running around, a lot of emoting, a lot of brooding.


PEEK-A-BOO:

GET OUT ALIVE



GRYLL THE COMPETITION:





Bear Grylls (a co-producer) has sold NBC a competition reality series, Get Out Alive.  The peacock network bought 8 episodes.

The series will make a summer 2013 bow.

One-line pitch:  Teams of two will test their capabilities in the wild in a weekly challenge.


Sunday, October 7, 2012

NOUVELLE SOCIETY: WEDDINGS



MEDIA HYPE:





In today's Sunday Styles section of The New York Times, the wedding of Patrick Abner and Thomas Roberts is announced.


“I was warned, ‘[Patrick Abner] has a face that will slay you,’ ” Mr. Roberts said in a phone interview. “And it did. I remember thinking, ‘I’ve never met or seen anybody like this.’ I was very nervous around him. I didn’t know how to compose myself.” 

 As it happened, the man in question, Patrick Abner, also 27, felt the same way.

 “I thought: ‘There is no way this guy is gay. I can’t be this lucky,’ ” said Mr. Abner, who lived in Charlotte at the time. “There were sparks, but I played my cards close to the chest. I was a bit guarded.”

Thursday, October 4, 2012

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE



SIBERIAN SEXY:




Michael Phelps

Mikey sexes up GQ Russia with chest enough appeal.

ХЕЬС HOT!!





SARTORIAL STUD





We've got our well-manicured eyes on Matthew Singer.

Hell to the Ohhhh.

He is the men's fashion director for Neiman Marcus and Bergdorf Goodman.

We have our own clothing options for you, Matty:  NONE!!!

JAMES FRANCO: 40 MINUTES






Jamie Cakes has a film, 40 Minutes, that will be hitting the festivals soon.

Back story:  Famed director William (The Exorcist, The French Connection)  Friedkin made a film in 1980 called Cruising with Al Pacino.  Friedkin cut 40 minutes of the film.

Jamie Cakes has imagined what those 40 minutes would contain. In film studies, would we call this interpretation a fictional documentary, Jamie Cakes??

Chatter/buzz says this is Jamie Cakes' porn film.  So silly, because Franco doesn't even get naked.

There is just enough of Jamie Cakes without the audience asking where is he, but not too much of Franco, where the audience is saying he is distracting from the flick.



SAVAGE WORDS



PART I:

Danny Savage said this about that gross bigoted cunt tony perkins:

tony perkins tells the parents of queer kids to do what tony perkins damn well knows drives those kids to suicide — doubles their already quadruple rate of suicide. Why would someone who calls themselves a christian do that? Because every dead gay kid is a victory for the family research council. They argue that the gay lifestyle is sick and sinful and dangerous and they point to the suicide rate, and then they turn around and do everything in their power to make sure that suicide rate does not come down and to drive it up. tony perkins sits on a pile of dead gay kids every day when he goes to work — and he calls himself a christian. I don’t understand how real christians let that little fucker get away with that.


PART II:

That idiot perkins responds:

"As my teenagers would say, he has some issues. He is a man with some real deep-seated issues ... and Dan Savage is nowhere near, he's a hundred and eighty degrees from the positions that we have taken. It's wrong and I will tell you this, we are pursuing everything possible to deal with him because he is out of control. This is the bottom line, Mike: is that if you don't embrace and celebrate homosexuality and everything associated with it, then you are intolerant. And the truth of the matter is, let's just be very, very truthful, and that's what we deal in is the truth, that even is society embraced homosexuality, there would never be that sense of self-fulfillment because it's outside the way God created man and woman. And that's the bottom line. They cannot erase that, even if they get every law on the books changed, it will never change that."

PART III:

Danny retorts with:


"Sue me, tony. I'd love to see you talk about my 'issues' on a witness stand. I realize that this isn't how you think the world is supposed to work, Tony. You believe—and you're old enough to remember a time when—people like you were free to say vile and disgusting things about people like me without anyone objecting. Certainly people like me weren't allowed to call people like you out. You still believe you should be free to lie about me and other LGBT people with absolutely impunity—we're all pedophiles and terrorists and Satanists—and that we should have to shut up and take it because... well, I'm not sure why you think we're not allowed to respond when you lie about us. Maybe that's something we could get to the bottom of during the depositions."

This is a drama unfolding.


Wednesday, October 3, 2012

KLUWE US IN, PART DEUX



KLUWE LESS:





You didn't think we were going to post just one image of Chris Kluwe?? 

You should know us better than that!!

SAY WHAT?







We LOVE Danny!!!

He is always telling it like it is.  Blunt. Direct.  Needs to be said.

We need lots of Dan Savages!!

On that scumbag tony perkins and other gross republiCUNTS:

No capitalization for scums and their ilk!


“tony perkins tells the parents of queer kids to do what tony perkins damn well knows drives those kids to suicide — doubles their already quadruple rate of suicide. Why would someone who calls themselves a christian do that? Because every dead gay kid is a victory for the family research council. They argue that the gay lifestyle is sick and sinful and dangerous and they point to the suicide rate, and then they turn around and do everything in their power to make sure that suicide rate does not come down and to drive it up. tony perkins sits on a pile of dead gay kids every day when he goes to work — and he calls himself a christian. I don’t understand how real christians let that little fucker get away with that.....“We will always have ignorant dicks like michele bachmann and her fag husband.”

WORK!!

SIGN LANGUAGE



See!!!!

We're not the only ones that love Nole Cakes.

In Asia, fans greeted the Serbian sport stud with love.

We think that is a sign of the times!!!

Ehhhhhh


 

GREAT SCOTT


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!















One of our absolute favorites, Sean William Scott has a bday (Oct. 3).



SCUM SAYS WHAT?




It’s the foundation for society and for family for thousands of years. First of all, Mitt Romney and I — I’ll just say it, it’s worth repeating — we believe marriage is between one man and one woman, that’s number one. Number two, you know where I come from we had one of those amendments in Wisconsin, I was a big supporter of it and we passed it like you say, where it’s put on the ballot it passes. The second point is, President Obama gave up defending the Defense of Marriage Act in the courts, I mean, not only is this decision to abandon this law the wrong decision, it passed in a bipartisan manner, it is very troubling because it undermines not only traditional marriage but it contradicts our system of government. It’s not the president’s job to pick and choose which laws he likes. A Romney administration will protect traditional marriage and the rule of law and we will provide the Defense of Marriage Act the proper defense in the courts that it deserves.  --republiCUNT asswipe scum paul ryan (no caps or pictures of gross bigots).

HOT SHOT COP




Jakey Pooh has inked a role in Prisoners (with HUGE!!! Jackman).

Jakey plays Detective Loki in this kidnapping thriller yarn.



 

Jake Gyllenhaal

TRAILER: THE LONE RANGER




The Lone Ranger trailer has dropped.

The movie is not due out until next summer.  Why studios promote this early is beyond reason.   By the time the movie drops, everyone is so bored with the PR and buzz, no one wants to see it.

Anyway, enjoy Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer!!

 

KLUWE US IN



HOT!!

Chris Kluwe glosses the new issue of OUT!!

We'll take 3 of him!!

 
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