MIKEY MONDAY

It seems like everyone in HELL-A (and the rest of the fucking country, for fuck's sake) has a swimmer's build on their slutty profile site.

Next time you are on low-rent Adam4Adam or republiCUNT-money-giving Manhunt or the father-of-all-whore sites, Grindr, and those liars are bragging about their skanky, broke-down bitch, skeezy-ass swimmer's build bodies.

Just take this image of Mikey. Compare their tired-ass, STD-ridden shit to Mikey's smokin' hot,, we-wanna-fuck-you-24/7/365-for-the-rest-of-our-lives, USDA prime-grade ass.

NOW!!!! this is a swimmer's build, bitches!!!

BAM!!