BRONZED BULGE

Just file this under:  "THINGS WE LOVE TO WORSHIP"

We have no problem getting on our KNEES and partaking in some worship, especially if it's  Crissy Cakes.

You want us to start at the HEAD?

LOOKING COMICAL

How great is this!

One of the Archie comic book cartoonist, Dan Parent, reimagined the LOOKING characters with an Archie-esque spin.

It certainly DRAWS us into staring dreamily at Paddy and Kevin......

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE

Are WE the only ones that consider Ordinary People a tingly, touchy-feely, warm-my-heart holiday movie?

We LOVE!!!! the 1980-designed Neiman Marcus shopping bags.  We still have ours too!! Time capsule souvenirs.

Pour a mug of hot chocolate and curl up with some peppermint bark and recite the lines with MTM.

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After the birthday party:

         BETH
                            You drink too much at parties,
                            Calvin.
          
                                      CALVIN
                            I'm not drunk.
          
                                      BETH
                            Why did you tell Annie Marshall
                            that Conrad is seeing a
                            psychiatrist?
          
                                      CALVIN
                            I dunno. Why not?
          
                                      BETH
                            Well for one thing, I don't think
                            people hear that kind of thing very
                            easily.
          
                                      CALVIN
                            Come on, for most people, it's a
                            status symbol, right up there with
                            going to Europe.
          
                                      BETH
                            Well, I thought your blurting it
                            out like that was in very bad
                            taste...
          
                                      CALVIN
                            I did not think it was that...
          
                                      BETH
                            Not to mention a violation of
                            privacy!
          
                                      CALVIN
                            Whose privacy?
          
               Beth is strangely vehement.
          
                                      BETH
                            Our privacy! The family's privacy!
                            I think it is a very private
                            matter.
          

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At the golf course in Houston, TX:

                                       BETH
                                 (she shouts)
                             I don't know what everyone wants
                             from me anymore!
          
                                       AUDREY
                             Beth, nobody wants anything from
                             you.
          
                                       WARD
                             Beth, listen. We all just want...
                             Cal, Con, everybody, we just want
                             you to be happy.
          
                                       BETH
                             Happy?
          
                                       WARD
                             Yes.
          
                                       BETH
                             Ward, you tell me the definition of
                             happy, uh? But first, you better
                             make sure that your kids are good
                             and safe, that no one's fallen off
                             a horse, or been hit by a car, or
                             drowned in that swimming pool
                             you're so proud of! And then you
                             come to me and tell me how to be
                             happy!





WORK, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

WES COAST LIFESTYLE

RIDE A BENTLEY:



Wes Bentley is so fucking HOT!!! as Edward Mordrake on AHS: Freak Show. That dark long hair, the blue eyes, those chops----  we'd fall under the spell of his moon!!! Ahhhh la luna... la luna

HOT FLASHES

It has been confirmed that Games of Thrones, Season 5 will get flashback scenes!! May we suggest a  SEX scene of Lord Renly with a SMOKIN' HOT GUY!!!

WHEN YOU THINK....EVERYONE IS A DUMB ASS---BECAUSE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!

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This dumb-ass CDC  is ALWAYS saying how "we're ready, we're ready" if there is ever an outbreak. These stupid bitches ain't ready. 

And, this dumb cunt nurse traveling--- knowing and feeling symptomatic.....selfish bitch. I thought an unspoken oath was to help mankind and this bitch decides to travel. Where is the most BASIC common sense at?: Okay, I just treated somebody with a lethal virus. Let me take a time out, wait a month before any type of traveling or doing anything drastic that could impact others.....WHERE IS THAT MORAL COMPASS AT these days?

With the stupidity and careless actions of everybody involved, this is why it could tun into a deadly pandemic.

OUR LATEST OBSESSION

MARRY ME!!!: 


 




We can't get enough of Will Grant!!!

THANK YOU

DID YOU KNOW?:



 


Just under 20% of our readership uses an Apple peripheral device to access our blog!!

This blog has amassed millionS--yes, with a "S"-- of page views since its inception!!  Who would have thunk??

That means, you're pulling out your phone or tablet on the bus, during your break, at lunch, and to/fro the gym to read LA*SURFPUNK HOLLYWOOD!!  We had NO IDEA that there was an audience so hungry for an Olympic swimmer in his Speedo (one of our TOP 5 posts of all time!!!).

We just want to say, Thank you! Thank you for making us a part of your day, every day!!

LOOKING FOR FOLSOM STREET

HOMO BOX OFFICE:



         Raul Castillo and Jonathan Groff


Snapped at 2014's Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, it is Jonny and Raul!!

We miss you guys!! January 2015 is a loooooooooong time to wait for Season 2 of Looking.

Is it too early to state that Looking may have an ANNUAL  Folsom Street Fair episode each season?? WE  CAN ONLY HOPE!!


via instagram account of Andrew Haigh

A LOVE MATCH

HELL TO THE OHHHHHH: HELLO!!!!:

MOVE OVER Nole Cakes, there is a new guy in town!!! We kid. We kid!!!! Nole ain't going any where as far as we are concerned. He's still our #1!!! 4ever!!!

BUT...L@@K who we found tucked in the pages of our VOGUE---THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE (THE one and only September issue as far as we're concerned!!!).

It's tennis ace/stud, Grigor Dimitrov.

He's lookin' hella finz too!!! Yummmm.  Yummmm.

It will be interesting to see what he brings to the US Open.  He caused quite a buzz at Wimbledon, especially for his performance against Novak in a match leading to the finals.

For those looking for a tennis idol to get their claws in...NOW would be a good time to hitch your wagon to Grigor before the train pulls out of the station.  We see good things ahead in his career. Jump on board before it is too late. You don't want to be a Johnny-come-lately.

We've already hitched our trailer to Nole (since 2004!!! We fell in LOVE with  the lad when we FIRST saw  his face AND his wicked cross-court backhand (that evasively kisses the line).  A signature move  in which Nole has since perfected for over a decade and can give a clinic on!!!)

NUCLEAR NOLE

WIMBLEDON SAGA: PART DEUX:

R-E-S-I-L-I-E-N-T

The key word to sum up Nole today.

His energy scorched everything hurled in his direction like an atom bomb at The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club.

Our Serbian stud beat smug face: 6-7, 6-4, 7-6, 5-7, 6-4.

Our readers know: NEVER count Nole out of the game!  NEVER!!!!

Congrats to our Nole Cakes on his second (part deux) Wimbledon win!!!

LOOKING FOR TAKEOUT

LOVE!!!

 HOT!!!


 


Jonathan Groff and Russell Tovey

LOOKING FOR THE T

WOW! BRILLIANT!  OFF. THE. CHAIN!!! 

The Season 1 finale of LOOKING was a roller coaster of emotion!! 

PATRICK AND RICHIE: 

First, the person you are interested in says they need space. Then, a HOT!!! piece of dick offers itself. You take it (because technically you are single due to the fact the person you are seeing told you to back off). Then, the person that told you they needed space resurfaces and says he is ready to give you his heart, if you're ready. 

That is how it plays out in real life, all too often. And, THIS is how it played out on Episode 8 of LOOKING. 

The producers wanted to give you real. And, THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!

THE LINE OF THE EPISODE: Richie takes off his hat (All the writers at this blog have worked as thespians, we thought genius choice for the actor, Raul Castillo, to show caring and a little more intimacy while giving respect for the situation and setting up the line he was about to deliver): Pato, I am this close to falling in love with you.... 

Patrick was tearing up (as well as the viewing audience). 

This is how Season 1 will leave Pato and Richie, dangling...in the air....ungrounded....mid-flight....unsure. 

These two played their scenes so deftly and delicately in this episode. We were watery-eyed during most of the thirty minutes. 

PATRICK AND KEVIN: 

WOW!!! 

Let's talk Russell Tovey's ASS: HOT!!!! 

We were over here licking the screen. Kid you not, hunties. 

We've been waiting all season for that hookup and the producers gave us a visual gift.  That late night office bang was OFF. THE. CHAIN!!! 

Notice, when Kevin drinks that Brit accent is thick like molasses as opposed to  when the lad is sober. Well played Tovey. 

Kevin offers Patrick a drink as soon as he shows up. This makes us think Kevin started drinking around dusk of that day and after that first buzz, he was blowing Patrick's phone up with all his texting and calling. 

Also, notice after the fuck fest, Patrick asks "now what" to Kevin.  Kevin responds, "I don't know, Patrick," then he runs his hand on the back of Patrick's head as he leaves.  This small gesture tells us that Kevin really likes Patrick and this won't be a one-time bang. Kevin could of showed NO postcoital touching, if he was a real prick, BUT HE DIDN'T!!! He really cares for Patrick.

Prediction for Season 2: Stickier and messier for these two-- like their just-fresh,  first-time office shag.

Plus, Agustin mentioned to Paddy suing Kevin for sexual harassment. It was all in jest but this actually might come to play way down the road.  The seed has been planted.  Note: show writers don't waste words especially for a 30-minute show.  A suit may happen but we think for Season 3 or 4.  For Season 2, we think Kevin and Patrick will continue the sex, secretly.  Nothing says drama like a boss's fling with his underling.

AGUSTIN: 

KUDOS!! to Frank for FINALLY!!!! reading Agustin.  Somebody had to do it!!  Hunty, T was served!  BAM!!! 

Frank calling Agustin "mediocre."  We would've added, YOU'RE A HUGE CUNT! 

Like most 20-somethings, Agustin has to turn to something to deal with reality and his emotions (or lack thereof) because this generation is not self-reliant and they are very self-entitled and self-absorbed. Downing that first X was a swallow away...... 

Agustin has to be chemically altered for him to be nice to people.  Maybe, he should stay drug-induced for Season 2.  He actually offered that Richie was HOT and wasn't spewing hatefulness to Paddy when talking about him.  Drugs and alcohol seem to allow people to really speak the truth, thus we see Agustin doesn't really hate Richie. Agustin just wants Patrick the way he wants him:  stuck in the past being single; stuck in the past as his college friend. 

Who else was chuckling when Agustin was tripping while riding BART!! That was HIGHlarious. Out of the entire season, this was the ONLY time we actually liked Agustin.

DOM, LYNN AND DORIS: 

Dom getting jealous that Lynn brought a hot and young-ish date to the pop-up. That lit a match under Dom's ass. Lynn played that hand well.  Dom professed wanting a relationship whilst going in for a kiss. AND!! Lynn kissed back. So THERE is some feeling for Dom from Lynn. 

DORIS!! GO GIRL!! We love her!  She tells Lynn, Dom is "worth it."  That is a friend we all need in our corner!!! 

Whew! What now? We have to wait a whole year for Season 2?!!  All we have to say is we want: 1. One hour episodes 2. A 22-episode season!!!

DEAR HOLLYWOOD HUNK

OUR ANNUAL LETTER:

We know our blog is read by industry insiders and by the lads we post on, thus we submit this open letter to all the Academy Award male attendees/nominees:

May we recommend to all the gentleman attending the Oscars and walking the red carpet Sunday: WEAR A TUXEDO!!

Not a suit, not a sports coat, not a collarless jacket, not jeans-- we don't care if said clothes are by Giorgio Armani or Prada or BOSS or....

WEAR A TUXEDO! Then, it's okay if it is from Giorgio Armani, Prada, BOSS or...

WITH A PROPER BOW TIE!! Not some cross medallion that Dracula would don. Or some red satin schmatta at the neck that looks like a misplaced "help a cause" ribbon.

And for fuck's sake, MAKE SURE YOUR PANTS ARE HEMMED PROPERLY!!! A SLIGHT break. Don't have excess fabric pooling at your feet.

If you have waited until this weekend to figure out what to wear, well, heaven help your little soul, it is too late for you. You should have called us!!

Did you know we are stylists? We would keep you from looking disastrous. Classic is our mantra. The regal actor of yesteryear is our icon-- think James Mason; Sidney Poitier.

We can have you red carpet-ready in no time and pull a wardrobe for travel, premieres or just daily duties on the set or locations.

Remember: Black-tie Formal. Not only will you look appropriate, but decades later, when you see images of yourself, you will be thankful!!

May we recommend:

Brooks Brothers, below:

Polo Ralph Lauren, below:

LOOKING FORWARD

BREAKING NEWS: 


 

Word on the Drive (that's Rodeo to most of you) is... LOOKING is inked for  Season 2!!!

YAY!!!!

The news flash is still, well, new.  Details still developing....

Might we give the producers some suggestions?!!!  We are devoted fans since Episode 1. Hook. Line. and Sinker!!!:

(From *Facebook comments of the LookingHBO page mixed with our own ideas)

1. A possible 1 hour show every week*.

2. Get rid of Agustin (may we suggest a painful, horrific accident) and add Russell Tovey as one of the three principal actors.

3. Doris. MORE! MORE! MORE!

4. Dom and Lynn need to be a couple*.

5.  The San Francisco exterior/location shots are GORGEOUS!! Keep it up and MORE! MORE! MORE!

6. A 22-episode per season order from HBO!!!!!!

DAD, I'M GAY

This morning, The New York Times runs an excellent summation of Michael Sam's life up to this point. All of Sam's family is having trouble with his sexuality.

HUNTY, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. GET OVER YOURSELF AND YOUR EGO--IT IS ABOUT YOUR SON!!

Sam states he is closer to his friends than his family.

We've ALWAYS said: You can't choose your family BUT you can choose your friends AND your friends can become your family!!!

The person that is gay always seems to worry about what the other person thinks and feels, more concerned about the other than HIMSELF. Child, who cares what they think. It's about you and YOUR time to come out. They can either get over it or YOU move on. They make the situation all about them....and NOT the ONE coming out!!! Some how that gets twisted. The gay person needs to CHECK THAT SHIT QUICK and PUT IT IN ITS PLACE!!!!

From the paper: Dad, I’m gay, he wrote. 

 The party stopped cold. “I couldn’t eat no more, so I went to Applebee’s to have drinks,” Sam Sr. said. 

"I don’t want my grandkids raised in that kind of environment. “I’m old school,” he added. “I’m a man-and-a-woman type of guy.”

A BOO IS 22

We offer to help BLOW that ONE important CANDLE!!!

Taylor Lautner, 22

Happy Birthday, boo!!!

TWEET OF THE DAY

HUNTY,sweetie:

NO ONE wants to see you in the showers. TRUST!! You ain't ALL that!! You are no Tom Brady, Eric Decker, Owen Daniels, Justin Tucker,  Colin Kaepernick, ______(insert any hot football player here)____. You egotistical bigot. Your ill-founded, homophobic ego needs a HUGE reality check!!!!

Wishing you the worst---always,

Every gay guy

LOOKING FOR ALL WORK...AND ALL PLAY

LOOKING S1/E4:





LOVE!!! Russell Tovey as Patrick's boss, Kevin Matheson. That Brit accent kills us and he uses it effectively at all the right delivery moments. Think Patrick and Kevin will hook up? Maybe start a relationship?

Scott Bakula as Lynn--LOVE!!!! We want Lynn and Dom to become an item. We always wanted Bakula to play gay---wishes do come true!!!

We finally get to know another character's name, Doris (four episodes in). Hope to see more of her; she keeps the others in reality checks. All no-nonsense.

I don't think Patrick is going to treat Richie deservingly. This relationship seems to be Patrick's vanity project until something better presents itself, like Kevin!!

And, we're just counting down until Agustin's world in Oakland unravels and becomes a big mess.

Four more episodes, we want more, more, more and a renewal for Season 2!!

SHAKE. RATTLE. & ROLL.

Saturday:

Who felt the rumble??

3.0 prelim magnitude earthquake shook Silver Lake.

LOOKING FORWARD TO SUNDAY NIGHTS

We LOOK forward to Sunday nights now with HBO's series, LOOKING!! LOVE it!!!

LOOKING S1/E3:

Sunday's episode had Scott Bakula half-naked in a bathhouse!! We were SO dreaming of that during the 80s on an episode of Quantum Leap.

Russell Tovey! HOT!! As the cunty Brit boss.

And, Ann Magnuson as an artist!! LOVE Ann Mag.

The episodes and ideas are fresh. The show is not trying to be a Queer as Folk 2.0 or some male AbFab knockoff. We can only hope the quality guest casting continues and the story lines still engage episode after episode, season after season!!

Russell Tovey calling manhunt: ManCunt. HIGHlarious!!!

Okay, Jonathan Groff's character is a little annoying and the character thinks everything that he does is "cute."  Pull back and have some reserve when drinking. He fucks every situation up with his boozing!!!

We are really liking the character Dom.  Finally, a major network series depicting a 40-something gay waiter.  Honey--HELL-A is FULL of them!!!!!!!!




 

LOOKING FOR A GREAT LINE

We are so digging the HBO series, Looking. 

The premiere episode had its moments. We're kinda liking the character Dom. 


LOOKING: Best line of S1/E1: DOM: I'm so sick of all these annoying, overachieving 20-something cunts.