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Friday, November 18, 2011

SAY WHAT?



GEE, YOUR HAIR SMELLS TERRIFIC:

Drool!

That BIG, FAT, THICK bulge of his kills us every time!!!!






“I’m excited to join the P&G family and work with the head&shoulders brand as I prepare for the London 2012 Olympic Games. It’s a hair care range that I’ve come to count on, with the amount of time I spend in the pool each week – chlorine and chemicals can give my hair and scalp a hard time. Doubts are the last thing any athlete needs when trying to focus and compete.”

--Mikey has inked a seven-figure endorsement deal with Proctor & Gamble. He will be the Global Ambassador of the Wash in Confidence campaign for Head & Shoulders.

There must be a shower scene:

We want ALL the footage!

He can't wear a stitch of clothing (no cheating with donning a swimsuit).

Again, for the illiterate or hard-of-hearing at Proctor & Gambel: NO FUCKING CLOTHES!!!!

The camera can show his face but it MUST be mainly focused on that heavenly torso of his.

We offer our services like toweling/drying the talent between takes; holding his robe between takes and holding it while talents steps into and out of it; applying moisturizer on talent's HOT, HARD SWIMMER-BUILT body so he doesn't dry out.........

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