OMG--NO, NO NO!!! IT'S CLOWNFACE!!!

Anner...Anner (say it British, zahlinks) what the FUCK are you thinking--- no wonder your ad pages are spiraling down.

No wonder Gawker and City File are questioning your EIC status and job security!!

And.. no wonder everyone is interested in Vogue Russia and Vogue Paris even more.

How many doofus covers does this make this year???

Why would anyone want to look up to a skank who is divorced, a career that was cemented by playing a vacuous, shallow, clothes grubbing vapid DULLARD, and who is trolloping around Europe and LA unwed and shacking up with a man for its kids to see in plain view.

We won't even mention the garish red lips that IT painted on with its own CLOWN make-up kit.

Vogue is turning into the next OK! and Hello! trash slit mag.

Anner--you want ad pages up and circulation up may I suggest:

Rachel Maddow

Portia de Rossi-DeGenerous

Linda Evangelista

Christy Turlington

Tina Fey

We could go on and on and be here all day....

call me, really sweetie--

YOU NEED TO!!

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