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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

THE IDES OF MARCH




RyRy's poster promo for his new movie.

The film in a one-line pitch: A fresh-faced, idealistic presidential candidate is educated with a crash course on dirty politics during his time on a campaign trail.

NEW GOOGLE THREAT ISSUED TO FROTHY MIX



Articulate scribe Dan Savage issues a new Google threat to that asswipe:




Tuesday, July 26, 2011

GAP CHAPS

GUY CO.:

A moment back in time to the Nineties.

Recognize Jason Thompson??


TOM DALEY & CO.



With diving partner, Pete Waterfield:




ARE YOU GOING TO ROLLOVER, CALIFORNIA? LIKE YOU DID WITH PROP 8!!




LGBT POV is reporting that the ConScums (rhymes with pond scum, right? Although, ConScum is much more gross) are rallying the troops to overturn the FAIR Education Act with a ballot vote in 2012. The Secretary of State has approved!

The bigot bunch just needs 504,000 valid signatures by mid-October 2011 to put this measure on the June 2012 ballot.

You fucking slept through the Prop 8 bulldozing!!!

Wake up, California!!! Let's fight this. It's censorship and discrimination. Gay figures helped build this nation and students need to be educated and informed!!

Going forward, we can no longer afford to have one piece of gay legislation overturned!!! We need to be the New York of the West Coast.




The Capitol Resource Institute received the OK today from the California Sec. of State to begin circulating signatures-gathering petitions to place a ballot initiative on the June 2012 ballot to overturn SB 48, the California FAIR Education Act. SB 48 is a natural extension of Harvey Milk Day, requiring public schools to stop discriminating against LGBT people by rendering the LGBT minority invisible in public education. The bill requires schools to start teaching about LGBT history and contributions starting Jan. 1, 2012. Inclusion in California textbooks has been deferred until 2015 because of the economy.

If CRI’s “coalition” gathers 504,000 valid signatures by mid-October and does qualify – the initiative would be placed on the June 2012 ballot. That’s the date for the Primary in California and CRI’s Republican base accounts for 30% of registered voters in California. Theoretically, that means the initiative would have to pass with heavy support from Independents and Democrats.

NEW ZEALAND NUDE RUGBY



This is nice to watch!!

New Zealand STUDents playing rugby in the buff!!

HOT!!!!!!!




HUGE POST


BULGE WATCH:

Do we see a little sum-sumthin in those clingy shorts there??



Huge Jackman


NYT: CHART CLARIFIES


The Dems need to PowerPoint this all this week!!





THE END.



ALEXANDER SKARSGARD: IT GETS BETTER


“I believe it gets better when parents start to lead by example. We have to teach our children not only through our words but through our actions that every single human being has equal value.”



MADONNA'S W.E. AT 2011 TORONTO FILM FESTIVAL






The 2011 Toronto Film Festival teases with the release of the first slate of film titles to run.

The U2 docufilm, From The Sky Down will open the festival.

Brad Pitt's Moneyball.

And, Momma M's W.E.:

W.E. Madonna, United Kingdom North American Premiere

W.E. is a romantic exploration of the mysterious connection across decades between two women confronting the consequences of desire. Caught in a loveless Manhattan marriage, abused and frustrated Wally (Abbie Cornish) obsesses over Wallis Simpson (Andrea Riseborough), the stylish American divorcee who captured the heart of Edward the VIII (James D‟Arcy) who abdicated the throne as King of England. As the Duchess of Windsor, Wallis spends the rest of her life in the glare of celebrity exile. Inspired by the Duchess‟ determination to pursue love in the face of social exile, Wally escapes into the arms of another man (Oscar Isaac) whose love sets her free. Madonna and a world class team of collaborators present a passionate tale of the search for love and the meaning of happiness. W.E. (for Wallis and Edward, forever entwined in the love story of the 20th century) is a rich, cinematic portrayal of two strong women resolved to find romance.

The Toronto Film Festival will run from September 8th to 18th.



YOUNG TENNIS TURK






We've posted on him before, this is RyRy #5, Ryan Harrison.

He is really creating a buzz in the tennis world.

People started to take notice of the youngen a year ago in his five-set loss to Sergiy Stakhovsky at last year's US Open.

He made somewhat of a hum at Wimbledon last month playing against David Ferrer, but he lost in five sets.

Harrison is ranked #120.

Above, the video is after Harrison won against Xavier Malisse ( 6-7 (3) 6-4 6-4) in an ATP tour in Atlanta.

Quips Ry:

I have more belief in myself this year … The US Open was big for me because I played back-to-back matches against guys in the top 30 in the world. I won one of them and had three match points in the other one. That was kind of like a light bulb for me: that I don’t need to overplay to beat these guys. I can play my game, play within myself.”

THE GAZILLIONTH POA TRAILER

How many trailers does this make? We have lost count.

Another Rise of the Planet of the Apes preview debuted at Comic-Con in San Diego.

These apes are mean!!! Just don't call them "dirty." Ehhhhhhhhhhh

**twirl**

Monday, July 25, 2011

SYFY STUD SIGHTING




Our mega hot surfer stud Eric Balfour attended Comic-Con in San Diego.

Eddie McClintock is also pictured.

Both have series on the SyFy network. Eric has Haven and Eddie has Warehouse 13.


FRANCO FOR FALL




Jamie Cakes is returning to General Hospital September 20th.

The thespian is reprising his role performance artist/serial killer Franco.

This fourth time around, Franco will have a "longterm" story arc.

Can we get a hot and heavy romance between Franco and Jason???? Hello, show writers, are you listening????

Some heavy tongue action between Franco and Steve Burton would definitely increase ratings and lift the story to a higher caliber!!

**twirl**

HOLLYWOOD TREND WATCH: CUE BALL



Jake Gyllenhaal; Jim Toth; Matt Damon


This sans follicle trend may be something taking root in Hollywood.

We realize, Jakey's was for a role. We're not sure about Matt's reason.

We wonder how long until Boystown adopts, if it does??

If so, will WeHo look like one shiny dome walking en masse??



SEXY BEGINS WITH A "C"





Colin Farrell surfaces at Comic-Con to tubthump his flick, Fright Night.



THE BIEBS BOMBS




This cover of Justin Bieber for Vanity Fair's February 2011 issue was the worst selling issue in 12 years, only selling around 246,000 copies. HA!

Why would Graydon & Co. even think this would make an entertaining subject? Most of VF's demographic audience and subscribers are intelligent, affluent and no-nonsense. They could care less about trivial singers with such an insipid following. And, the photo essay was just ignorant. The magazine tapped into yesteryear to make Bieber mimic any number of 1950s singers. Sweater-sets and bobby socks teamed with Brylcreemed-hair. The magazine tried to lure the mature reader back into that nostalgic era of milkshakes and carhops. Which the magazine does constantly. A monthly trip back in time with romantic sonnets about the Kennedys and love letters to those legendary silver screen icons of yore. FAIL!

And, why would Graydon & Co. think that the tween twat set would buy this? Most of the articles in the magazine are 5 to 10 pages, we doubt the twats could make it through a single first paragraph.

Would they read the monthly editor's letter??-- GET REAL!!

Would they read Christopher Hitchens' or James Wolcott's monthly columns?? Grasp how these two writers craft a witty sentence? NOT!!

And, most wouldn't be able to understand the exhaustively-researched subjects that Vanity Fair chooses to highlight, like the article on STUXNET, the computer virus unleashed to disable Iran's nuclear program or the piece on American pharmaceutical companies testing their drugs on subjects outside the US to avoid the regulations.

Uh, no.

The required time to read these articles would take away from their numerous hours spent on Twitter and Facebook posting about their inane accounts on this-and-that triviality and their daily dose of keeping up with those gross Armenian slits, the role models they so aspire to be. That is Bieber's core consuming audience-- IDIOTS!!

THE BIGOT BUNCH




Hate groups are lining up to file suits to overturn New York's same-sex marriages.

ASSWIPES #1:

new yorkers for constitutional freedoms (with a name like that, one would think otherwise) filed a suit:


[rev. jason mcquire] claims that the state Senate, in adopting the legislation, violated the state’s Open Meetings Law by closing off the Senate galleries and lobby; and by holding closed door meetings with Mayor Bloomberg and others who backed the law.The group also claims, among other things, that Gov. Cuomo and the Senate ignored the constitutionally mandated three-day waiting period before a bill can be acted upon and that lawmakers approved the legislation in exchange for campaign contributions from Bloomberg and other high profile "Wall Street financiers."

"It is unfortunate that state senators chose to protect their personal interests, rather than the people they were elected to represent. Some of the players may have changed, but it looks like same old Albany game. It is time the curtain be pulled back and the disinfecting light of good government shine upon the Cuomo Administration and our State Legislature," McGuire said in a press release.


ASSWIPE #2

That rambling idiot ruben diaz promises to file a lawsuit to annul all of New York's same-sex marriage:

Thousands of protesters rallied in several cities around the state, a signal that the long fight for recognition may not be over just yet. State Sen. Ruben Diaz, a minister who was the sole Democrat to vote against gay marriage when the Legislature approved it, told a crowd near the United Nations that he and other opponents would try to get Sunday’s marriages annulled, saying judges broke the law by waiving the 24-hour waiting period without a good reason. “We’re going to show them next week that everything they did today was illegal,” he said, speaking in Spanish.

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT




Always dreamed about quitting your job and firing off a missive to all upper management, telling them what you and everyone thinks about them?

A Whole Foods staffer did just that!!

It happened in Toronto and we believe the person was in the buying department.

The former employee calls Whole Foods, a faux hippy Wal-Mart!!

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



Some golden nuggets from the resignation letter:


Dear [REDACTED],

How you haven't been fired by now is a massive mystery to, not just me, but many people. You probably belong in a psychiatric ward. If you didn't have such a constant negative impact on everyone around you I might just feel sorry for you. BUT, you've hurt too many people. You create a hostile work environment with your flashes of insane anger and passive (I hesitate to use the word passive...) aggressive behavior.

Dear [REDACTED],

We get it, we get it. You go to the gym. Nobody is impressed. In fact we all just laugh at your inferiority complex.


When the top brass do "store visits."


Dear [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/Anyone else who visits our store,

Do you guys realize that the store NEVER looks as good as it does when you arrive? When word spreads that you're coming to inspect the store almost every team leader begins running around like Brampton teens on PCP. They whip their employees into a frenzy. They sweep anything under the bed that they think you won't like. They attempt to make the store look like nobody ever shops there. This stops us and them from doing actual productive work which in turn impacts sales and creates a lot of pointless stress. Then you arrive, hand out your almighty advice. The team leaders grovel at your feet and follow your advice. Then you leave and they put everything back the way it was. Undo a lot of what you suggested. Oh, I'm sure there are things happening that I don't see. But you really do waste a lot of time. Even making our efforts regressive sometimes. Meanwhile, if I'm awesomely efficient at my job and take a moment to chat with a fellow employee, I'm bitched at. Seems to me a costly double standard.

FULL SEASON OF JORDEY CAKES

We love when a relevant news story gels with a hot guy post!!







YAY!

There will be another season of lustfully watching our #1 Cincinnati Bengal Jordey Cakes and salivating over his super hot ass and bulge.

The NFL owners and players have arrived at an agreement for the 2011/12 football season.


AP says the National Football League team owners and players worked through the weekend and agreed early today to the terms of a deal to end the four-month lockout, the first since 1987. Players are expected to begin the voting process later today. Th NFL Players Association's executive committee was to meet today to be presented with the finalized agreement.
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