TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT

Always dreamed about quitting your job and firing off a missive to all upper management, telling them what you and everyone thinks about them?

A Whole Foods staffer did just that!!

It happened in Toronto and we believe the person was in the buying department.

The former employee calls Whole Foods, a faux hippy Wal-Mart!!

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

via Gawker

Some golden nuggets from the resignation letter:

Dear [REDACTED],

How you haven't been fired by now is a massive mystery to, not just me, but many people. You probably belong in a psychiatric ward. If you didn't have such a constant negative impact on everyone around you I might just feel sorry for you. BUT, you've hurt too many people. You create a hostile work environment with your flashes of insane anger and passive (I hesitate to use the word passive...) aggressive behavior.

Dear [REDACTED],

We get it, we get it. You go to the gym. Nobody is impressed. In fact we all just laugh at your inferiority complex.

When the top brass do "store visits."

Dear [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/Anyone else who visits our store,

Do you guys realize that the store NEVER looks as good as it does when you arrive? When word spreads that you're coming to inspect the store almost every team leader begins running around like Brampton teens on PCP. They whip their employees into a frenzy. They sweep anything under the bed that they think you won't like. They attempt to make the store look like nobody ever shops there. This stops us and them from doing actual productive work which in turn impacts sales and creates a lot of pointless stress. Then you arrive, hand out your almighty advice. The team leaders grovel at your feet and follow your advice. Then you leave and they put everything back the way it was. Undo a lot of what you suggested. Oh, I'm sure there are things happening that I don't see. But you really do waste a lot of time. Even making our efforts regressive sometimes. Meanwhile, if I'm awesomely efficient at my job and take a moment to chat with a fellow employee, I'm bitched at. Seems to me a costly double standard.