LA*SURFPUNK HOLLYWOOD: July 2009

Friday, July 31, 2009

GABRIEL GARKO: ITALIAN STALLION

This is actor Gabriel Garko (Dark Angel).

There's a reason we love Italian men like him.

Find out why we love Italian Stallions like this dirty blond babe:

THE REASON

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OLD SONG GETS NEW LIFE

THESE GUYS ARE CUTE:

Kings of Leon released Use Somebody a couple of years ago.

For an odd reason, this week the tune will find itself landing the number #5 spot on Billboard's Hot 100.

Better late than never....

Below: please enjoy their performance on NBC's Today:

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

MODEL MEAT: JAY SANTUCCI

We've been typing all day, we just want to rest our @y@s.

L@@K at that man morsel.

Jay send us the swimsuit when you're done!!

LESBIAN COUPLE HALLMARKS 70 YEARS TOGETHER

FILE UNDER: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:

These two met at party in 1939 and have been together ever since: Caroline Leto and Venera Magazzu.

The spritely couple resides in Dania Beach FloridER.

They also cowrote a self-published book titled An Unadulterated Story: Young and Gay at 90, in 2001.

The ladies are domestic partners in NYC, since 1996.

Yes, couples in their 90s still argue occasionally. This is how it went recently for Caroline Leto and Venera Magazzu as they sipped lemonade on their couch in Dania Beach: "We're not going to have a party," said Magazzu, 97, insisting they are too old for such things. "Oh, yes we are," responded Leto, 96, who noted the two can still polka. "This is a big one." Indeed. A party celebrating 70 years together is a big deal for any pair. But a celebration of this couple's love takes on special meaning, considering they had to keep silent about it for decades. "You just couldn't tell everyone we were lovers," said Leto. "You tell people we're friends, and some thought we were sisters." Leto and Magazzu downplay their pioneering role in the gay and lesbian community. But many of their friends and relatives talk it up anyway, marveling at how their love was able to transcend a lifetime's worth of obstacles. To mark their Aug. 17 milestone, members of Etz Chaim, a gay and lesbian congregation in Wilton Manors, are planning a party. They hope Leto and Magazzu will attend and show everyone how to do the polka, writes The Herald-Tribune.

CASTING CALL

John Barrowman confessed that he might have a role on that snatch-infested bore, Desperate Cunts.

The UK tabloid, The Sun reported that the actor revealed this on Radio 1 Breakfast Show.

The actor was very jazzed and psyched with his jovial demeanor on the radio interview.

POPULAR L.A. HOT DOG READIES FOR TAKE OFF

Pink's: Melrose @ LaBrea

If you are from LA, you already know that Pink's is a city favorite with a line that snakes around the establishment at any given time, day or night.

Well the food stand that is all things hot dogs is bringing its tasty wares to the LAX terminals.

The Tom Bradley International Terminal, which makes up terminal 3 and 4, will house the popular food restaurant.

Pink's celebrates its 70th anniversary in November.

If you travel, now you can bring one of LA's iconic flavors to loved ones in other states or you can try Pinks during a layover if you don't live in the City of Angels.

via blackbook

JULIETTE LEWIS INCARNATES ICONS

ARE YOU FLIRTIN WITH ME:

Ever since Juliette Lewis uttered those lines for Natural Born Killers, we have been smitten for Lewis. We even ran into her at the now defunct Buzz Coffee on Santa Monica; she really does talk with a Southern drawl and real loud.

Juliette Lewis channels three rebellious personae: Mick Jagger, Bettie Paige and Bonnie Parker.

Blackbook magazine captured all the iconic images.

WTF? CADILLAC THE FRAGRANCE

WHAT DOES TRASHY SMELL LIKE, SO TRAILER PARK:

Is this really how GM plans to get out of bankruptcy?

We know there is a huge profit margin when designers sell sunglasses and fragrances. HUGE PROFIT margin. But really.

GM plans a men's fragrance called Cadillac. They want to offer consumers the cache that Cadillac is all about.

The car company was throwing around the catch phrase: "the mantra of life, liberty and the pursuit"

ALAN CUMMING

NOT SO SERIOUS:

The indie film thespian does a delightful and funny, at some parts, rendition of Michael Jackson's You Are Not Alone:

RYAN GOSLING

WEARING A HOOD IN THE HOOD OF HOLLYWOOD:

RyRy surfaced last night at Bardot.

We no likey the hood on top of THAT head.....BUT, we don't mind a hood on another little head, wink wink.

For reals, though... he's too cute to be slouching around with a hood ( looking like a Ronson dyke) covering up that handsome mug.

ACID TRIP

Who/How in the hell would you think of to paint The Obamas naked, on an unicorn and add Ugly Betty's titled character to the mix.

Dan Lacey has done just that.

We're trippin!!

To see more, click below:

MANHUNT BLOG

NUDE SCENE IN NEW MOON

Jamie Campbell Bower confessed that there will be a quick nude scene in Twilight: New Moon.

The blond thespian twink plays Volturi leader Caius.

Bower states: "We just all sit there, completely naked, for one scene.....Yeah, it's me, Michael Sheen and Christopher [Heyerdahl]; we just sit there, naked.........It's a full-body shot, and then Peter [Facinelli] comes in, and it all gets a bit awkward.......[Carlisle] is clothed completely. They're bathing in sort of a Roman bath kind of thing."

Damn.. loved to have been on the set for THAT!! We could've worked wardrobe and held their robes in between takes.

via celebuzz

DEXTER SEASON 4 PREVIEW

If you aren't a fan of Dexter, you really should be.

The series is great. I recommend spending all of August catching up on Seasons 1, 2, and 3 via DVD or some other medium. Pop some popcorn, sprinkle some Tabasco to resemble blood, dim the lights and have yourself a Dexter marathon.

September 27th starts the fourth season. The series newest villain will be played by John Lithgow.

GREENLIGHT

This blog noted a while back that there was going to be an Aliens prequel.

Variety reports that the movie is definitely taking off, with Ridley Scott directing and Jon Spaihts inking the script.

20th Century Fox is behind the multi-million dollar franchise.

Whether Sigourney Weaver is on board in some capacity is another question.

PRESIDENTIAL HONOR

Gay rights movement pioneer Harvey Milk is receiving this year's Presidential Medal of Honor, along with 16 other well-noted recipients.

The White House quipped the honorees "make an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors."

Other big name recipients: Bill Jean King, Sandra Day O'Conner, Chita Rivera, Stephen Hawking and Sidney Poitier.

THE STANDARD: FUN FASHIONS

This is the Downtown LA pair by Quicksilver, above.

Andre Balazs' The Standard Hotel chain and the swim wear company Quicksilver have collaborated to produce a vending machine that will sell Quicksilver's board shorts. Machines will be placed at 4 of The Standard spots.

The initial machine will be at the downtown LA location , with the Hollywood, Miami and New York locations to follow.

We hear the trunks are going to be 70's inspired with The Standard Hotel locations in mind. There will be a city guide to each destination printed in the waistband.

The vending machine will debut August 8th at the Downtown LA Standard.

LUNATICS

Those religious fanatics are trying to say that those workshops The Home Depot hosts will turn children gay.

The dumbass Christian site OneNewsNow writes (no link love darlings):

"Home Depot is helping to introduce children to the homosexual lifestyle. The Nashville Gay Pride website notes that Home Depot contributed more than $5,000 to help finance the 2009 festival. The retailer also participated by conducting children's craft workshops at a special booth set up for them. The company has sponsored similar children's venues at pro-homosexual events in Atlanta, Kansas City, Durham, Portland, and San Diego. Matt Barber of Liberty Counsel tells OneNewsNow the home improvement store is facilitating the exposure of children to sinful behavior. "Out of some kind of notion of political correctness and being tolerant, Home Depot is contributing to all of this," he notes. "They're contributing to the corruption of children, and they need to answer for that."

MARVEL COMICS TO FEATURE GAY KISS

The Daily Loaf pontificates the first gay kiss by Marvel Comics. The blog noted that in the 80's Marvel Comics EIC Jim Shooter stated that their would be no gay heroes in the Marvel Universe.

TImes are achangin....

GRIN AND BEER IT

From left, Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates, Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., Cambridge Sgt. James Crowley and President Obama.

Via NYT:

"They came, they met, they drank. They did not apologize.

Obama and the White House had tried to lower expectations for the gathering, saying there would be no big announcements and portraying it as just three guys having a beer. The menu for the meeting round an outside table in the warm Washington afternoon featured each man's preferred brew: Bud Light for Obama, Blue Moon for Crowley and Sam Adams Light for Gates. Vice President Joe Biden, also at the table, had a Buckler nonalcoholic beer. The men drank from clear glass mugs and munched on peanuts and pretzels served in small silver bowls. Gates and Crowley brought their families to the White House and they toured the East Wing together before they sat down with Obama."

LUKE GULDAN INTERVIEWS FOR GREGORY MANTELL SHOW

We are going to have to watch this several times because we just get LOST on his looks.

It's hard to concentrate when looking at that gorgeous, beautiful face!!

REMEMBER: He's going to be our HUSBAND!!

The conversation covers steroids, green jello, and his web series, which we POSTED earlier.

MAN MEAT: RANDY DE PUNIET

This hot stud is a Grand Prix motorcyclist.

TAYLOR LAUTNER FLIPS FOR LA*SURFPUNK

We so wish the above statement was true.

Actually TayTay is performing these acrobatic moves for his latest film, Valentines Day.

Be careful boo boo, we don't want any broken bones or that beautiful face messed up!!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

WHEN JOE JACKSON SPEAKETH..... DO PEOPLE LISTEN?

I think we all shook our collective heads when Joe Jackson was promoting his record company at Michael's memorial.

How Hallmark missed Joe to have his own line of Father's Day cards bewilders us....

The self promoter never wants that spotlight turned away from him.

NOW he's spewing that Omer Bhatti is Michael Jackson's son:

In more Michael Jackson news:

His last days are chronicled in Rolling Stone.

Katherine Jackson will receive custody of Prince, Paris, and Prince Michael II.

ANNIE GET YOUR FASHION GUN (away and get a law degree)

Ms. Wintour did a lot of shooting from the hip the other night.

At a town hall styled meeting led by the Council of Fashion Designers of America, the main concern was to get consumer spending back on track. Read: paying $19,500 for a Ralph Lauren pave-diamond stirrup watch featured in one of Vogue's Last Look pages.

AnnER took the stand and contemplated why retailers can't collude on prices? Gee AnnER, illegal much?

"Could someone lead a committee that would make ground rules for retailers of when the discounting starts, and then all the retailers can agree to it?" Ms. Wintour suggested.

When designer Diane Von Furstenberg noted that would violate anti-trust laws, Wintour shot

back with a verbal bullet:"Is that something we can change? We have friends in the White House now!"

Grrrl gets it all twisted.

Obviously she's never taken an American business course at one of our colleges or even a basic economics and anti-trust class at the Learning Annex.

In London, retailers have designated days for retail discounts and she thinks that can translate here in the states but it falls under collusion in America.

Grrrrl, be a little lamb and get one of your little "fashionista" assistants to get you a business lawyer so you're briefed on how the American economic and anti-trust system works in the states.

WE GO TO TOGETHER LIKE.....

Tim Burton has Johnny Depp.

David Fincher has Brad Pitt.

James Cameron has Michael Biehn.

Christopher Nolan has Christian Bale.

Well you get the point: directors and their muses.

Nice work if you can get it.....

NOW!!!

Look at Pedro Almodovar with Penelope Cruz in London at the Broken Embraces premiere.

Penelope stole our hearts when she played a nun that got pregnant in All About My Mother.

As a side note: Although this scene is sans Penelope, this is one of our favorite scenes from All About My Mother. There was supposed to be a performance with Huma and Nina that takes place but it is cancelled and Agrado decides to entertain the audience with a tale about her plastic surgery. LOL

BECKS' BROOD BEWILDERED

The Beckham kids are kind of baffled about why daddy is always modeling in undies for all to see.

When they first saw them, they were like, ‘Daddy, why are you in your underwear so everyone can see?’ They don't mind. If they were older they'd be embarrassed, maybe," qipped the soccer stud.

COMPLETELY GRATUITOUS: LARS SLIND

THE GENE POOL:

Lars models for DNA Magazine

L@@K how those manties just rest on his ass, H-O-T!!!

JUST CUZ: JONATHAN BENNETT

ACTING WORKSHOP:

This is SO why we love LA: the endless stream of hot guys.....

Actor Jonathan Bennett gives us an eyeful!! We have no idea who he is either..... maybe this rings a bell for some of you Slightly Single in LA or Van Wilder: Freshman Year.

Our bad... we kinda of know who he is, he was linked to Matt Dallas and they split.

Damn, can we be your workout partner... we'd love to SPOT you!!!

STAR'S SPARTACUS SPARKS

The Starz network is offering viewers a new series Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

We hear the series will contain a lot of full frontal MALE nudity-- we are SO there already with that!!

And, some same-sex pairings are promised. Finally some man-on-man action unlike all that gross straight cunt sex on True Blood-- we can't even watch that without getting nauseous......

The only drawback, some actors are so insecure about their little mister, the SFX and makeup teams have been using cock prosthetics. Maybe they can reuse Mark Wahlberg's from Boogie Nights? Oh we're only kidding....

KERRY DEGMAN GETS PICKED UP AGAIN

KERRY AWAY:

A/X extends Kerry's contract for the Fall 2009 campaign.

Boy is damn hot in his skivvies!!!

Okay let us pick our jaw up off the floor and stop the drooling.

L@@K how big his thighs are even through the pants-- BOY IS BUILT--BAM!!

AUSSIE OZSOME

I think all of us get that tingling feeling down there when we see RyRy. We try everything not to seem noticeable. Shifting in our seats from side to side. When all we really want to do is have a private stroking session over this Aussie stud.

The lad shifts our libido gear into overdrive.

Here's some fresh images of Kwanten all suited up.

He would be so hot in a fantasy for the Men At Play website.

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SHE SAID, SHE SAID

Things are getting crazier with the deets of the day Michael Jackson died.

TMZ reports that hours before MJ was pronounced dead , two minions of Dr. Conrad Murray working in his Houston office were frequenting that storage facility. The website talked to the two and this is what transpired from that conversation:

We love these names --LOL-- LaQuisha Middleton and LaQuanda Price talked about who visited the storage facility around 9:22 am California time and what was retrieved out of the unit.

LaQuanda stated she stayed in the office while sis "retrieved one bio-hazardous box -- filled with used needles." She quipped that Dr. Murray did not instruct either one of them to go to the storage unit. The excuse: "They were just moving things around the office," as to why the box of used needles was taken back to the office.

Huh, WTF?

LaQuisha stated something completely different: the only item she picked up was a chair. She always goes to the facility, as if to make it sound like it is a routine duty, and she exclaimed Dr. Murray did not tell her to go to the unit.

Just crazy.

You know TMZ is going to hand the transcript of this conversation right to the PoPos. Did they set them up? Did they incriminate them? Where were their lawyers, did the sisters just fuck themselves over? Inquiring minds want to know.

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